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  1. Melkor

    Slow forum

    Seems pretty fast to me... Oh back in the day, the only thing keeping the generator running was Jesin's huge Hamster wheel, Wisp's static cat fur circuit and my witty banter. :/
  2. Melkor

    Account deletions.

    Yes I think the simple answer is that it's more or less pointless. If you don't want to use the account, don't. If you regret certain posts, have them deleted. If you don't want to be linked to the account, get a username change. Doing something so irreversible and ineffective will...
  3. Melkor

    Forum?

    I have no memory of this place. You've changed my sweet forum. Once you sat above the heavens, beyond even the reach of Medb herself, and higher than Morrigan's foul wings can fly. You were grand and precious! A golden hall of heroes. Now... You confuse me. You are filled with...
  4. Melkor

    Electronic fags

    I thought this was going to be about Cog's homoerotic robot inklings. I go away disappointed it seems.
  5. Melkor

    Pardon?

    Pardon?
  6. Melkor

    TUUUURTLE!

    TUUUURTLE!
  7. Melkor

    Temporary Suspension

    I kinda liked the forum being down. Knowing that I wasn't and couldn't miss anything was very comfortable. Of course I intend to continue missing things, but the hypothesis was nice in itself.
  8. Melkor

    OH GOD

    I'm not afraid of something I can eat AND outbreed. Come try!
  9. Melkor

    Narcissism

    I see the test is clearly unreliable!
  10. Melkor

    Dream 'Job'

    Official Guinness product quality ensurer/tester. :3
  11. Melkor

    Quite soundly. With a satisfied smile on my face and an evil cackle in my throat while I dream...

    Quite soundly. With a satisfied smile on my face and an evil cackle in my throat while I dream of all the lives I will bring misery too. >:} {Charizard says hi}
  12. Melkor

    Taking the lords name in vain! Your punishment must be increased! Make it a pokemon yaoi...

    Taking the lords name in vain! Your punishment must be increased! Make it a pokemon yaoi fanfiction. (Oh God. How do I sleep at night?)
  13. Melkor

    Oh don't worry. Should you fail to participate swiftly I will hastily find some Yaoi fanfiction...

    Oh don't worry. Should you fail to participate swiftly I will hastily find some Yaoi fanfiction for you to read. >:}
  14. Melkor

    It's called "message history' mister Dylan. You click 'view conversation' and scroll down...

    It's called "message history' mister Dylan. You click 'view conversation' and scroll down. Shame on you of all people for forgetting the past!;)
  15. Melkor

    OH. Totally forgot about that request. Planning a 'Read me something!' thread, so keep your...

    OH. Totally forgot about that request. Planning a 'Read me something!' thread, so keep your eyes open and your tongue free!
  16. Melkor

    Love you. <3

    Love you. <3
  17. Melkor

    Name as a possessive

    I struggle to comprehend existence without ownership. If I did not have my own thoughts, my own space, my own cubone, my own designs... Then life would have no value.
  18. Melkor

    Thank you for sharing your personal knowledge and experience in 'Porn'. Now go do it in a...

    Thank you for sharing your personal knowledge and experience in 'Porn'. Now go do it in a nice thread. XD
  19. Melkor

    Porn

    Hrm. Fascinating how you people can talk for so long while essentially saying the same things. I assumed the thread would be rather linear. Interesting too, that Cheese is making a prude stance. How curious, are you perhaps joking with us cheese? Although the overwhelming conclusion...
  20. Melkor

    Thank you. I think you deserve at least one visitor message. :)

    Thank you. I think you deserve at least one visitor message. :)
  21. Melkor

    Oh. Sorry. I was just looking through my old messages for a picture when I noticed you...

    Oh. Sorry. I was just looking through my old messages for a picture when I noticed you owed me a vm. Hence the insulting ejaculation.:P How are you sir?
  22. Melkor

    Sora! And you're a stronghammer too? What excellent taste. :D Nice schizophrenia there too.

    Sora! And you're a stronghammer too? What excellent taste. :D Nice schizophrenia there too.
  23. Melkor

    My name is CHUCK NORRIS. Nice to meet you!

    How adorable. Don't take your time dying.
  24. Melkor

    I doodle in class!

    I could fill this whole topic with my vile, spontaneous eruptions of garbled nonsense, but I'm currently too lazy to get up and photograph them.
  25. Melkor

    Oh but I do love a fierce creature. The more death ravages me the more I shall adore him! Yay...

    Oh but I do love a fierce creature. The more death ravages me the more I shall adore him! Yay masochism!:3
  26. Melkor

    OOOOH THAT SOUNDS SPLENDIIIID! I miss you my excitable, deformed friend. :(

    OOOOH THAT SOUNDS SPLENDIIIID! I miss you my excitable, deformed friend. :(
  27. Melkor

    Bitch!

    Bitch!
  28. Melkor

    You're mean. :(

    You're mean. :(
  29. Melkor

    Still love that avatar. He looks so gentle. I want to take his hand.

    Still love that avatar. He looks so gentle. I want to take his hand.
  30. Melkor

    Back

    www.youtube.com/watch?&gl=US&hl=en-GB&client=mv-google&rl=yes&v=dFdas-kMF74&nomobile=1 Everything is ephemeral. :)
  31. Melkor

    Strong INTP, but lonely?

    Everyone is lonely. You can surround yourself with people and be shouting to each and every one. No matter how accurate your language is, or vivid your expression, human interpretation will warp your meaning. We're each trapped in a cage within our mind and noone can truly ever visit us...
  32. Melkor

    Do you use Facebook?

    Did I answer this? I don't recall. I use facebook only when I need to contact people who's phone number I don't have, or when I run out of credit. I hate the thing. It's a massive, fetid ego fest that reminds me of every reason I hate being human at once. There is gold amongst the...
  33. Melkor

    Back

    These halls are barely recognizable from your last visit. Welcome back.
  34. Melkor

    All smokers are old or stupid?

    Do you think that somehow negates the need to convince them to give up? Nah, it makes it even more alarming that they perservere...
  35. Melkor

    I can't stay away from you....

    Have a Pop-tart... *Holds one out* It'll make you feel better!
  36. Melkor

    Sunday is usually quiet and calm. :) I'm actually hiding out at my Grans.o.o Thus I escape...

    Sunday is usually quiet and calm. :) I'm actually hiding out at my Grans.o.o Thus I escape all the usual birthday nonsense.^^
  37. Melkor

    Meer is a cute sound. *Pat*

    Meer is a cute sound. *Pat*
  38. Melkor

    All smokers are old or stupid?

    Not stupid, weak willed, under pressure or socially conditioned perhaps. I think we should draw the line with things that can drastically deplete your life span though Yeti. Alcohol is fine in moderation, healthy in some cases, but no smoking is ever healthy to my knowledge, even the first...
  39. Melkor

    Sorry babe. If you want I'll make it up to you with lots of drink. <3 Thank you kindly sir...

    Sorry babe. If you want I'll make it up to you with lots of drink. <3 Thank you kindly sir, and godspeed towards yours! Aw bless, still not bright eyed and bushy tailed? I'm perfectly placed to do something horrible to you then.>:}
  40. Melkor

    Do not take this the wrong way,

    Oh Wow. The Villains always get killed right after they get frustrated and angry. Unless they're female, then usually they just get sealed inside something magical or get punched in the face by another female (which makes it totally okay)...
  41. Melkor

    any of you enjoy go-karting?

    You should see me in a Bumper-car! I'm almost bent double trying to fit in, and relatively speaking I'm not THAT tall for my age and sex.
  42. Melkor

    You had damn well better like it. Is it? It seems to me like the nieghbours of Libya aren't...

    You had damn well better like it. Is it? It seems to me like the nieghbours of Libya aren't being rather responsible, and the West isn't exactly going about it well.. I still don't really understand how supporting a rebel insurrection counts as 'protecting civillians'... Seems more like they're...
  43. Melkor

    5000 posts...

    Don't think that will save you dear, you haven't even bought me a drink yet.
  44. Melkor

    any of you enjoy go-karting?

    No. I'm much too tall to sit in something which is made to be comfortable for those under six foot.>.>
  45. Melkor

    Blue is nice too. Especially in that intimidating electric blue sense. I do indeed. God, London...

    Blue is nice too. Especially in that intimidating electric blue sense. I do indeed. God, London is scary, you have like more people in that city than the entire population of our island!
  46. Melkor

    Interesting how much you can learn from reading another persons visitor messages!:P What...

    Interesting how much you can learn from reading another persons visitor messages!:P What exactly can you play on piano? Hairy feet?D: Amazing!
  47. Melkor

    Hrm. Somehow I find that sentence arousing. What's wrong with you!?

    Hrm. Somehow I find that sentence arousing. What's wrong with you!?
  48. Melkor

    Still alive?

    Still alive?
  49. Melkor

    Get lost shorty.

    Get lost shorty.
  50. Melkor

    Oh. I have green eyes...

    Oh. I have green eyes...
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