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Unplug your computer, take it to an empty field, and beat it mercilessly with a bat. Then, with two of your fellow disgruntled co-workers, open up a bank account where fractions of a penny from transactions from said workplace are diverted

Mental Illness forum?? I thought this was a forum dedicated to ponzi scheme start-ups -- I figured the I-N-T-P was an acronym for Intimidate, Negotiate, Tell lies, Pressure. What am I doing here with you crazies? Well, since I'm already here....how would you feel if I could guarantee you up-to a...

Yes, along with proof of your doctorate degree from a esteemed institution, 13 years of comparable job experience, various references, and a laminated, notarized copy of your 3rd grade report card. I miss the good ol' days when simply being able to stand for several hours while being able to not...

I make sure to occasionally throw in a Snicker bar to make sure I get adequate protein and fiber.

Good Burger, several times in a row on a loop.

Protein? Amino Acids??

I sustain myself almost exclusively off cheetos and vodka. Every now and again I get an urge to try and eat healthy I'll have a triple cheeseburger with extra lettuce (trying to watch my weight).

All I know is that since I've been here I've won about 13 free amazon giftcards, and all I had to do was provide my email address and social security number. Gosh, you guys are so friendly -- I love it here!

I understand that completely. Like I said in my post there, it just feels like TypC now is mostly facebook-esque meta threads and political threads in which opposing viewpoints are pushed out. The NFs are running the asylum, which isn't inherently a bad thing, but with no sense of balance from...

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Whichever one has the slowest rate in which you'll developing diabetes and have your severed leg used as a prop in The Walking Dead.

The drums of war have been sounded, yet all we got out of the battle was blood on our hands of our fallen INTP breathren, small pox, and syphilis.

Some of us were forced upon the ship in shackles and stripped of our names. We were told the old forum master would no longer have us, and we'd been auctioned off and sold to a softer, yet more stern master. He does have a slight messiah complex, as he watches atop his throne as us lowly...

1) Play Final Fantasy X 2) Each character is basically its own unique class and you can interchange characters in combat 3) ???? 4) Profit!

I came to lurk but then realized you guys have an awesome salad bar..

We might as well at least make some sort live spectacle out of our self-loathing and suspend the fan over a massive aquatic tank filled with various forms of sharks, eels, and other poisonous water lizard. Or better it could be some sort of contest where we bury the razor blades in pile of pig...

Systematically pitted everyone in my 2nd grade classroom against each other. Also, when everyone was outside during recess, I would ask to go to the restroom which provided the necessary opportunity to go back into the classroom and steal everyone's fruit roll-ups out of their backpacks. It...

Because it induces a calming feeling. Gratification typically takes precedence over stability(preservation of the self) in relation to most people. Statistically speaking, there's plenty of things that are equally as detrimental to our well-being, if not worse, that are just more socially...

The nature of life is entirely too dynamic for overly structured planning.

Thor - Despite being the movie adaptation that I was the least interested in seeing, I must say it exceeded my expectations, granted they were pretty low.

To some extent, yes. INTJ's obviously have more inclination to actually materialize their theoretical findings, and I think having a little bit more determination and drive would only be to my benefit. My only gripe with INTJ's is that the few I've come across are quite rigid and dismissive...

Yes. If met with a scenario in which my life is threatened, I will do whatever is necessary to ensure my survival. Also, I imagined the 5 year old would be much more inclined with to shoot with less hesitation given that they haven't fully developed a sense of morality, nor do they really have...

For the sake of giving a response that is accurate, I must dissect the broad issue of Class Participation to fully encompass my thought. Class Participation, in the sense of group discussion and sharing ideas in the standard institutionalized format, especially the forced interactions more...

I dabble in a variety of different genres, focusing on one pretty intensely for a short period of time before, studying and learning about out the prominent influences related to it as well as the subculture, and then when I've either burned myself out or soaked up a sufficient amount of...

Unnecessary rewards systems(think CoD style perks) that award bonuses based on time spent as opposed to skill, thus naturally putting newer players at a disadvantage initially when met with someone who has only devoted more time than they have, and may not necessarily be more skilled.

I absolutely loved the sims until I realized how tedious it all was. Building the house was always the best part, followed closely by furnishing and decorating the house, yet once you've finally achieved all that, there's nothing left to do. The entire game builds up for a inevitable boring...

Use it as an opportunity to make caustic remarks and express unconventional viewpoints on their mundane discussion topics. They'll either completely ostracize you from their social circle or worship you like a god. Either way, you win.

Beatrice.

Eh, it's sort of a double-edged sword. Obviously if I'm feeling lonely then the theoretical solution would be to seek out others, yet I'd rather cope with the feeling of loneliness than subject myself to an physical interaction that is both mundane in content and contrived. My selectiveness with...

Radiohead - Ok Computer The Misfits - Earth AD NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum The Smashing Pumpkins - Machina I AFI - Very proud of ya The Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream Pixies - Doolittle Flying Lotus - Cosmogramma The Cardigans - Life Puro Instinct - Headbangers in ecstasy

Immerse myself in video games and random, useless Wikipedia information.

Yep. For me it's not so much focusing on the delivery, but moreso feeling as if there's way too many details to include that I'm leaving out, thus them not getting the full intended immersion effect of the joke.

I think I'm different in terms of thought processing, but not in the sense of being a special snowflake or that being different somehow grants any special privileges or is worth any type of praise, but more so because I have a pretty in depth understanding of myself, and I doubt there's many who...

Actually, I made the whole thing up. How inconsiderate of me to play such a mean joke.

Unfortunately.

Hey kid, move.

Yes. Whenever I hear something bad, a small part me hopes it just gets progressively worse, if only to go against popular opinion. Whenever I heard about a wild gunman on the loose, I hope he gets so desperate that he takes refuge in a nearby school for the blind and turns a simple armed robbery...

It's sort of.....unpopular to say the least. It was one of the first games in which I became completely engrossed in the story, which is probably why I like it so much and can ignore the fact that the combat system was pretty bad in that game. I'm just really into plot driven games. There's...

That's my favorite game. Take that back right now!

No interesting story here. I just thought it sounded all kinds of awesome.

While slightly ridiculous, my fear of dancing stems from a previously life-altering experience I had in back in the days of yesteryear. In my junior high days I reluctantly attended my school's yearly themed end of the year. As it was back then, I was already nervous as it is about dancing...

All pretty God-Tier gaming soundtrack music. DK2 - Stickerbush Symphony DK2 - Enchanted Woods Final Fantasy VIII - Balamb Garden Final Fantasy VIII - Breezy Final Fantasy VIII -Fisherman's Horizon Final Fantasy X -Silence before the storm Chrono Cross - Star-Stealing Girl Chrono Cross...

:D One of the best songs in the game, if not the best.

Even the thought of dancing pushes me toward hyperventilation, and while I'm breathing in a brown paper bag in what seem like futile attempts to regain my composure, I get these vivid mental images of me attempting to dance, tripping or falling, breaking my leg in a way causing the bone to burst...

1. That's the nature of those types of interactions based around constant updates. 2. Subjective. Can't really comment, but I definitely understand the sentiment. 3. Partly true. I think it's because people design these social networking pages to be somewhat a reflection of themselves, or...

How do I even begin to respond to the OP's statement..? Anyways, as far as anime goes, it's whatever you decide to make of the "experience", if we even want to call it that. If you decide to view it as nothing more than simple cartoon animation, then that's all you'll take from it. If you decide...

Not that I would hesitate to kill someone if I felt I had enough justification, but in this particular scenario, what would that accomplish? Vengeance isn't going to rectify the issue as I'll still be in the same situation whether I take action into my own hands or not.

That's what I keep telling everybody but no one seems to be paying any attention.

Chrono Cross Final Fantasy 10 Final Fantasy 8 Donkey Kong Country 2(hey, don't laugh!)

group hug?