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Prohibited? Were you prohibited from being banned?

I don't know where this could best be used these days, but I think you might, dear Noddy.

A comparison of kill counts from the bible:

Satan - 10 people recorded as slain
God - at least 2.4 million

hahaha Noddy - love that film clip you posted in the naked thread! - where's it from?

Your will has been done, my dear Lord Noddy.

I think I flew off the handle on the religious forum

too bad it's a weak wrinkled arm that my bastard strength can easily snap and overpower. And come now,has a knife ever worked on me save for providing sick pleasure?

And you're still a homosexual one armed grandmother gimp from Sweden.

so, you're a computer technician in a school huh? i have a question....

do they all act like you? because today i was in need of them, so i knocked repeatedly on their door, i could hear music inside, anyway, i was told that they spend all day playing video games. also, as long as i have been at the school, every single time i have needed them they have 'been at lunch'. bastards

also, on a school trip a year or so ago, i was on a bus with an ENTP with a technician stood behind. i was saying "what is the deal with japanese people?!" - when there was what looked to be a japanese person in front of us, i was ranting about japanese people, obviously being quite offensive, and the technician was amused for a while until he said "be a bit more subtle" - he was not bothered


so, are they all like you?

Low 'standards'?

What are these 'standards' of which you speak?

You know... as hard as I look I just can't find nipples anywhere that are worthy of you, my blue friend.

Bad...?

well... I suppose they could be of disreputable character...

*ponders*

Dear Noddy, I must leave in a few minutes...

but when I return I shall find you a picture of my favourite nipples.

Okay?


*grins*

*innocent*

hmmm... where were we?

Talking about nipples weren't we?

Hmmm... yeah.

hm? Oh? I was too busy sharpening this hatchet to catch everything you said...

*tests edge*

Oh! Look noddy!! Nipples behind you!!!

err... umm... I must have been daydreaming...

We could just talk about nipples if that holds your attention...


(psstt... who's your new blue 'friend'?)

Nipples too?

If I accept Noddy as my personal savior then will my blood turn into wine? What if I say Please?

oh Noddy, you know what I love about you?

It's the personal touch you bring to your work.

I couldn't get you to knit a suit in extra tall and slender, could I? It's for Melkor... rainbow coloured...

Well you know... it's not just the baster itself keeping things nice and moist... it's most definitely in your skill with the wrist...

Yeah she's the me I always wanted to be! Things are getting better - the support from my real life and virtual friends has been overwhelming and I feel truly valued and loved. As my Facebook comments said 'he's clearly an idiot'

Noddy, my beloved! I'll never forget that night with the turkey-baster and th.....

what? Are you kidding? :P

Noddy!!! I can't tell you how incredibly happy I am to see you back here. If my frozen heart had not recently been broken I think I might even have managed a hug.

Welcome back Noddy! (For as long as you're comfy here, and I hope it's a long time)

:-/