Oh mi god, it's your birthday!!! How on earth did you make tat happen!?
Well, enjoy your path to death. Are you not posting in fear of breaking your 4000 round number? I once had a aunt who had that, OCD. She had to throw pieces of bread to the local ducks every morning, or else she couldn't go on living. Her loyalness and gentle nature towards those birds... Often she told me "those are angels reincarnated". Ah, I learned great wisdom from her. But in the end her OCD drove her to ruin. Unable to pay the neighboring baker, she had to sell everything she owned and then she died. You can learn a lesson from that, chap!