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Become Zero's minions friends, because Zero is will bring you great things.

Like this:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080324220936AAJruTJ

(For the record Cats can't taste sweets anyway.)

And zero is an aesthetically pleasing number.
And Zero doesn't care what you think of Zero, as long as you are loyal to Zero and bring Zero sweets and... sushi...and do what Zero says ...and... we'll take over the ocean. Because then we'll have most of the world anyway and humanity would be a pain to rule.

Zero will give humanity to whoever wants it...

Zero wants:
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It's not mandatory. You may leave now.

But... I was going to provide various alcoholic drinks for those who signed on. Smirnoff Ice, because... we were there, be there.
 
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It's not mandatory. You may leave now.

But... I was going to provide various alcoholic drinks for those who signed on. Smirnoff Ice, because... we were there.

Lemme tell you SOMETHING!

Alcohol, drugs, and Marajuania and things of sorts, are nothing but trouble!

They get your mind polluted and all kinds of shit.

I just get a little music in my head when I want, play a few hours of video games (preferably San Andreas, don't get me started on the whole Grand Theft Auto series) and then I am totally fine, if you do know what I am saying.
 

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I thought you weren't in on this?

If you have some problem with a little drink here and there you definitely don't belong with Zero.

Get over it. Or take out your festering rage on a video game. Yay, video games. Heh.
 

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The yacht looks like a space ship.........

If it has both sea and space faring capabilities I'll join your ranks.
However at some point I will instigate a mutiny. :pistols:

*sigh* This reminds me of the good old day when I was an alien space virus and I had a few minions of my own.
 

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There will be space travel.

But why? I gave you drink and humanity. Everything you could possibly want.

Are you wiling to go against Zero's power? As misguided by revenge and eye powers as it very well may be.
 

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I must ask, what the hell gave birth to this thread? Some of this alcohol you speak of I'd wager.

Why challenge you? It's fun and I'm anti-authority by principle.

.........and I just realized something. Our usernames are at the opposite ends of the alphabet. By all rights I should be your nemesis! It's fate or something.
 

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I thought you weren't in on this?

If you have some problem with a little drink here and there you definitely don't belong with Zero.

Get over it. Or take out your festering rage on a video game. Yay, video games. Heh.

Okay okay, I'm in on it just for this thread, but I do not guarantee my loyalty.

Now you see, San Andreas isn't all bout killing balloon like pedestrians, there is a whole state!

I plan to acumulate around 200-250 hours of playing time, have the story completed by this month, perhaps have 100% by the end of next month.
And I plan to spend a set time of 30 hours in each city (Las Santos, San Fierro, Las Venturas) and at least 10-15 hours in Bone County and Red County.

But the cutscenes! Oooooh!
How the voices stay with me!

And one more thang, I don't step body in one of those damn bars!

Maybe a couple animated strip clubs :D
 

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Well if Venture can have a thread about Venture why can't Zero have a thread about Zero? Though Zero may be somewhat misguided by revenge and weird eye powers.

Ah, well in that case... I'm not the higher power myself, but merely a puppet.

However, the master of Zero wants to know if you can be subdued with peaceful means. Because peace may or may not be Zero's goal. It's rather vague. Can you be won over by the likes of any of the following:
Cute pictures of kittens?
Anime fan art?
Pictures of weird and interesting chairs?
Or Semi-sweet Morsels?

Venture,
Zero does not compute what you're saying.
 

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Well if Venture can have a thread about Venture why can't Zero have a thread about Zero? Though Zero may be somewhat misguided by revenge and weird eye powers.

Ah, well in that case... I'm not the higher power myself, but merely a puppet.

However, the master of Zero wants to know if you can be subdued with peaceful means. Because peace may or may not be Zero's goal. It's rather vague. Can you be won over by the likes of any of the following:
Cute pictures of kittens?
Anime fan art?
Pictures of weird and interesting chairs?
Or Semi-sweet Morsels?

Oh, you've aroused my brain... or my Ti! or something....

I must go over to my own thread now.
 

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Or Semi-sweet Morsels?

I'm tempted, but we'd have to work out some kind of contract. I'm not cheap and I cannot be bought indefinitely.

Anyway who cares about peace; the true rush is in the struggle, in change, and in chaos.

@Venture
A GTA addict hmmm? A lot of things make sense now.:rolleyes:
 

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Fine, what do you want?

Btw, Zero plays Soul Calibur 4 and Ace Attorney and games similar to mixing both.
And Pac Man, oh yeah~ Retro.
 

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I'm tempted, but we'd have to work out some kind of contract. I'm not cheap and I cannot be bought indefinitely.

Anyway who cares about peace; the true rush is in the struggle, in change, and in chaos.

@Venture
A GTA addict hmmm? A lot of things make sense now.:rolleyes:

No, no not an addict, I am almost forcing myself to play now, to play the game at every little part.
It doesn't form into my mind as it does to the weak minded that play such games, if it does anything at all, it changes how I write in certain places, the violence has no affect on me, if it did, I would have already acquired a firearm and shot a single person in their leg, and be spending the rest of my young life in prison
If I was an addict I would be playing GTA IV right now....
Though I want to play San Andreas! Mmmm
And I've only gotten through 14 hours... :(

And Adair..... if you join me, I shall treat you well...... in what way? I don't know.

But it's allot better than being a minion.
 

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Adair can go with Venture if Adair wants. Zero thinks Adair would be good for special opts and all, but Venture is apparently pretty fly at winning the ladies over.

Zero is, admittedly,not good at dealing with people.
 

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Sorry Zero, Venture. I just sold my services to Lucifel. It turns out that God and my new boss are just aliens taking bets for when the world ends. Stay inside this weekend :phear:

As for me, I'll be halfway to Alpha Centauri by Saturday in my new super-cluster class Star Cruiser. Enjoy the apocalypse. :D

but Venture is apparently pretty fly at winning the ladies over.

Since when?:p
 

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Sorry Zero, Venture. I just sold my services to Lucifel. As it turns out him and God are just aliens taking bets for when the world ends. Stay inside this weekend :phear:

As for me, I'll be halfway to Alpha Centauri by Saturday in my new super-cluster class Star Cruiser. Enjoy the apocalypse. :D

No..... you want me....... you want all people like me..... but you still choose me....... becasue I am hawt....... and smart...... and I am kewl....

And you should check out my own list of posts I totally SWAPPED IT OUT I'm telling you I re-did the thing.
 

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No..... you want me....... you want all people like me..... but you still choose me....... becasue I am hawt....... and smart...... and I am kewl....

I can't equate attractiveness with someone who feels they must they must draw attention to such traits.

I like subtlety and enigma. :hearts:

Anyway what 'thing' do you speak of?
 

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Zero's bipolar self esteem has been severely bashed.
Zero will now go into recluse mode.
 

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I have a few legions of demonic imps for you, that will do your bidding without fail. Will that cheer you up?
 

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I've returned out of recluse mode, but not for long. I have a new computer and thus can play games again. And I've been playing Aion for hours the last two days. I actually did a few tests and some homework this past week too. It was pretty amazing.
 

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No..... you want me....... you want all people like me..... but you still choose me....... becasue I am hawt....... and smart...... and I am kewl....

....twitches.....I refuse. There's hypnosis rejected. Take you Jedi ways somewhere else. They don't work here!

So, this is a little late but hopefully you still have room for one more shipmate?

I DEMAND free access to the bar...in return I provide creative beautiful edibles. Yes, I cook while drunk but it only makes it better!

you can keep humanity...it's kind of smelly...
 

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Let's not jump the gun on the ways of the Jedi... I mean the force can do a lot of pretty things and if we contain it just right we might be able to use it as a power source.

Anyway, I think I forgot about my mission or whatever I was doing... But, I could use more people... I think there needs to be a space port or something and.... Gundams because I'm nerdy. Or gunmans? They're all basically the same thing, different names.
 

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I'd be happy to join. I would love to be the weapons specialist (if the position is still open). I would just need some lab space to develop my chemical and bio-weapons. With booze, I would be a happy and loyal member of the crew... until I become bored that is... or annoyed, but mostly just bored.
 

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er, what's going on? We're forming some kind of group that's vaguely Star Warsy?
Dibs on being the wookie! (I want to be able to talk without anyone understanding me. SO much better than having to be silent for fear of what people will think of your thoughts.)

RAOOOORWWRWRWRWRWRW!
 

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Yellow, Perfect. I need a weapons specialist.


Reverse, Well, I would say more star trek, but fine. You may be a wookie or something similar... in case that results in getting us sued. So maybe like a rookie or a lookie or a sookie.

But I suppose you bring up a good point. What is this exactly?.

Gather around kiddies for I shall tell you the story of Zero.


I am not the original Zero, as a matter of fact I'm like Zero the Sixth. I don't remember, but...

anyway...

The first zero was an aesthetically pleasing number that resembled an O, but was not an O. It was a 0. And Zero realized it was better than the negative numbers and that it was indeed the only number that represented something that could be physically witnessed, while negative numbers were trickery (that could only physically be witnessed as Zero). But then Zero also realized that it was lesser than all the positive numbers, such as 1, 2, 3 and so on.

Zero had to decide what it was as a number and as an essence, only to realize... it was NOTHING. So zero could not be positive or negative, and probably not even or odd, though it might be even. It could not decide... But Zero was essentially nothing and essentially neutral.

Zero realized it was more important than any other numbers, in that it also meant nothing and that nothing or “absence of” can also be important to humanity. Zero thought that all the numbers after and before it were conceivable. All but Infinity, which all numbers went up to, eternally. Zero was the opposite of infinity by giving a definite nothing. But if Zero is a void of nothing, then Zero is somewhat like infinity. Which made Zero realize how amazing it was. So the first Zero ascended to nothing and we never saw Zero, but it's questionable whether or not we would've ever seen Zero. But that was many eons ago.

Then there was the second Zero, which established a sort of religion to Zero and the second Zero is rather ambiguous so we know little about the second Zero and no one knows if the second Zero died or lived, so it took a long time to find Zero the Third.

I'm not sure about the Zeros after that or the people who used the name Zero, there's probably a zillion of them...

But this is how our ways came to be. One day, Zero (The sixth or maybe sixth zillionth...), I mean myself, came upon a thread by Venture asking people what they thought of Venture and Zero realized that if Venture could do something so absurd then so could Zero.

So Zero did.

But as far as what we're actually doing, considering the nature of Zero and the original name of Zero: the Fool, the question should be clearly not what are we doing, but Why are we doing it? And why for Zero?

Because, Zero has booze, and great things (at least somethings) come out of booze. But more importantly, Zero has decided to make a space station and space ship and go into space to cause a sci-fi happening of some sort (with the use of mobile suits and maybe futuristic politics). Zero needs people to help Zero in case someone rises against Zero's desire to cause happenings in space.
 

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You know, people tell me I'm a good negotiator. Perhaps I could reason with those who wish to stop the space-happenings. I could tell them it was your only dream to go into space, and that you've wanted it for so long and it would just kill you to have your dream denied. It would make their hearts melt and they would cry.

Then I'd kick them in the face. You can never be too sure.
 

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I'm into that. Zero + 1 equals me. Count me in.
 

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echoplex, could you be a negotiator who operates a mobile suit?

Cobra, does that make you 1 or (0+1)?=Cobra. It's best that remain a mystery. What do you think you could offer to the cause? Maybe... a name for the cause... of space happenings.

Edit: I've now been informed by Google that the proper term for mobile suits, arm slaves, knightmare frames, gunmen is actually Mecha.
 

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So... is this basically a space voyage? Because I was imagining something like 'The Life Aquatic' where we scoured the ocean looking for some mythical creature and ruling the seven seas... I mean space rocks too, but then whats the point of the yaught?
 

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The yacht looks like a space ship. I guess we could take over/ explore the seas as well.

It's just... a space ship seems superior to a ship... Unless it's a ship/spaceship.
 

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Hahaha. My e-mail notification reads that Yellow had gotten you to misspell yacht before you corrected it. Zero: *post* "... ... ... HAY WAIT JUSTA DAG-GUM INIT."
 

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I'm so in!

Do we bring our own Mecha, or are they supplied?
 

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Hahaha. My e-mail notification reads that Yellow had gotten you to misspell yacht before you corrected it. Zero: *post* "... ... ... HAY WAIT JUSTA DAG-GUM INIT."

Whoops! I even looked the darned spelling up!... never trust the internet.
 

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You can bring your own, but I claim Dibs on TTLG

Yacht is not a phonetically good word. Therefore, I believe we should force it to be phonetic, as one of our first moves of power (or happenings in space, whatever I said before I took a break).

And thus, there will be "Yot". Unless the spelling yaught seems better. I kind of like Yot... it's like Dot and I don't think it's taken by any other meaning.
 

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Oh man, the way you talk in the third person makes me crack up so bad.
Totally imagining you doing it IRL even though I have no idea what you look like.
 

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I don't talk in third person in RL. I might start talking in third person if I were extremely irritated, but more likely I'd start inserting Japanese words. I usually curse quite a bit around people I'm comfortable with.

Sometimes I do manage to say clever things and if you're my family and you're embarrassing me I'll look at a stranger and be like, "I don't know what to do about that one." Or say things behind you back, quite literally and in hearing distance.

*But that's beside the point, bring your own mech. Some of the investors just fell through.
 

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The Rum is Gone.
 
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