My Friends and Family!

[brain enclosed in flesh]

I understand, father.

I'm glad you do, daughter. Because I don't.

 

[Melkor]

Oh God.

What a load of tish-tosh.

So not only does Face only date models, but her whole family happens to be beautiful.


yeah....and the finest quality photographs taken most likely by professionals of the overly pretty faces are ENTIRELY genuine.


I find you a very sad story Face.

How sad it must be,
to live as thee,
a thing lacking both wit and grace.

For only the lame,
seem quite as tame,
when compared to the thoughtless Face.



If only the harmony of your reality was more wondrous....

Then you would not have to compose your own…

 

[Anthile]

[ 09:36:48 ] [Melkor_] On msn?
[ 09:36:57 ] [Melkor_] I wanted to talk to you.
[ 09:38:16 ] [FacetiousPersona] you're not on msn
[ 09:41:07 ] [Melkor_] I'll be soon.


Hmm, something is definitely wrong here...

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Oh God.

What a load of tish-tosh.

So not only does Face only date models, but her whole family happens to be beautiful.


yeah....and the finest quality photographs taken most likely by professionals of the overly pretty faces are ENTIRELY genuine.


I find you a very sad story Face.

How sad it must be,
to live as thee,
a thing lacking both wit and grace.

For only the lame,
seem quite as tame,
when compared to the thoughtless Face.



If only the harmony of your reality was more wondrous....

Then you would not have to compose your own…

You have the reason for me being uninterested in dating you, dear.

 

[Melkor]

Right.

You seem to followed the wrong road there.


I don't particularily care for your interest.


lets be honest.

if I had, I would have a tad more earnest with you.

As it is, I've lied to you, as much as you have to me.




How does it feel to be played face?


Stings like a bitch huh?

 

[Red Mage]

I think this is cute, too.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Right.

You seem to followed the wrong road there.


I don't particularily care for your interest.


lets be honest.

if I had, I would have a tad more earnest with you.

As it is, I've lied to you, as much as you have to me.




How does it feel to be played face?


Stings like a bitch huh?

I do not care in the slightest. You've been nothing to me always.

 

[Fukyo]

Face and Melkor are so very interesting and amusing when put together.

 

[Toad]

Too bad you live in England. Your sister is super hot and your friends are damn tapable. Post more pictures!!!

 

[Red Mage]

I think it's cute that Face and Melkor are secretly in love and have a secret relationship. Don't you agree, Fukyo?

 

[Toad]

I think it's cute that Face and Melkor are secretly in love and have a secret relationship. Don't you agree, Fukyo?

WTF?!? Face said I was the only one....

 

[Fukyo]

I think it's cute that Face and Melkor are secretly in love and have a secret relationship. Don't you agree, Fukyo?

I agree wholeheartedly.
It is so hart warming watching them express affection in their unique,warped and highly suppressed ways.

 

[Toad]

No! Face is mine! I challenge Melkor to a duel!

 

[Red Mage]

I wouldn't do that. Melkor is very capable and he would do anything for Face.

 

[Latro]

Face is a /b/tard? This changes everything!

(Note that /b/tard isn't an insult per se, so please don't take it as such).

 

[Toad]

Hey. Just wondering. How come face gets her/his own kingdom?

 

[Red Mage]

We've been over this. She's so extra special that she needs her own special place to be her own special self, and keep it out of real forums.

 

[Melkor]

Yeah...Loser.


Pfftt..

The fact that I've always bene nothing makes me feel quite special.

you know, in agreeing with me about my place in the universe, you are merely being kind.

Whats more soul destroying, is the fact that once upon a TIME, I was inclined to like face, but that time is now long gone.

You've lost something, I have remained constant.

I triumph.

 

[cheese]

I bags Verity.

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

what does the relationship between Face and Morgoth remind me of...an upsetting tale...

it is upsetting as Morgoth comes off as 'smaller'. like fighting a kid with your big friend (Morgoth), only to realise your enemy has an even bigger friend (Face) to fight you with. i have the terrible image of the once great Morgoth crippled under the boot of Face.


this sickens me.

for once Morgoth is deserving of our sympathy.

(-Morgoth- i hope you prevail in your battles, and also do not mistake this as me looking down on you. you are a lot better than i am.)


dammit, what does this remind me of?!....a film....but what film? aargh Dammit

 

[Toad]

We should write a story about Morgoth and Face! It could be set in Face's Fair Kingdom. HAHAHA

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

C'mon Morgoth, it'll be like Rocky. we could do one hell of a montage and fitten you up for battle...

 

[Ulysses]

This thread makes me wonder why you guys didn't vote for FacetiousPersona as the creepiest forum member of 2009. I wouldn't be surprised if those photos came out of his own personal fapping collection. Also, I'm certain that some of those photos aren't from Facebook; their compression is too low.

Anyway, I'm off to have another look at the photos for the sake of science.

 

[Venture]

If you are an ESFP and have 6 friends why heck do you have 17.33 posts per day on an INTP forum?

How is it that Your same personality type is just your sports buddy?

I'm not trying to start an argument and you ptobably don't read this thread anymore.

 

[NoID10ts]

Since face is gone (finger's crossed, but doubtful), shouldn't we get rid of the fairy kingdom? It seems like the most efficient thing to do. You know to save space. Save sanity. Save the environment. All that shit.

Just a suggestion.

 

[Tyria]

It is a monument though. It proves that face was here... and he may still come back.

 

[Venture]

The "elizibeth" one looks like shes in japan.

 

[s0nystyle]

Anyway, I'm off to have another look at the photos for the sake of science.

WIN

 

[cheese]

Please don't delete face's things. She was an important part of the forum - the responses she provoked (both good and bad) forced us to explore issues that helped the forum become more self-aware (that sounds creepy) and grow. I think she played an interesting role here and it would be a shame to see her stuff disappear forever. You would be erasing part of the other users' history as well.

 

[Red Mage]

You would be erasing part of the other users' history as well.

Yeah, and our post counts . But seriously, I think if they were going to delete the Fairy Kingdom they would at least move the threads to Siberia or something before getting rid of it altogether.