Face's Fairy Castle

[cheese]

Ah, Face.

 

[Melkor]

-Pauses-


Ahhh.... What a sight this is!

It seems, nay, it is so, that the two, perhaps three, are to fight, over who shall fight me!


Why...

this is truly spectacular!


I shall away to a fine chair of wicker, take up a glass of lemon fill, and happily watch as chaos weaves it's way, without my hand yet not agsint it!




LOKILOKILOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anyway...


Theres enough room for several bitches...

lets see....

lor is the supreme lady bitch, Cog can be the supreme man-bitch, Fury can be the secondary animal bitch, and face can be the bitch of undetermined gender who is thus vastly awkward in dealing with.


Unless of I've got it all wrong...and I am in fact...the bitch...

damn....

And cloning hurts ever so much....

 

[loveofreason]

Bitch.

Face. Political alliance. You can have my daughter the princess in marriage. She will teach you our culture, deliver your first born to our cloistered hideaway for secret training, and insidiously poison you over the course of several years.

Deal?

 

[Melkor]

Hrm...I'll go with this, so long as it doesn't involve me at all...

 

[The Fury]

You do not seem very competent.

Damn, you're both a girl and you're younger than me. You're posts reminded me of this badass SOB i knew in college. He had an awesome motorbike. He never let me drive it though, maybe because I don't know how to drive a motorbike.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Bitch.

Face. Political alliance. You can have my daughter the princess in marriage. She will teach you our culture, deliver your first born to our cloistered hideaway for secret training, and insidiously poison you over the course of several years.

Deal?

Deal. I'll take more pleasure out of knowing I'm with your daughter for those seven years.

 

[loveofreason]

*grins*

Melkor! Oh Melkor!!!!

Where are you child!?

Come meet your King!!!


Now, she can be a bit... mouthy and rebellious. Just beat her.

 

[Melkor]

-sidles out from a hidden door, and after giving Lor a look of pure venom, trudges down the stairs, complete with a pink parasol, a ridiculous dress, and painful shoes.-



-Muttering he comes and stands beside face, doing his best to look dainty-



"You owe me one bitchy! he whisphers to lor, and then after a thought adds


"and we're out of chikcen fillets....just so you know......"

 

[FacetiousPersona]

You always were the chicken in my KFC, Princess Melkor.

 

[Melkor]

I'm afraid you missed the joke..........

these aren't real, they're chicken fillets..

erm.......



so nice to meet you....

-reaches for the cyanide pill-

 

[Fukyo]

Poor child...

 

[Melkor]

-looks sideways at Fukyo-


Hrm..

-in a quick flash, Melkor swaps himself with Fukyo, and then grinning he hands her a chicken fillet and runs off giggling madly-

 

[FacetiousPersona]

The Princess is happy today.

 

[Melkor]

That just shows you don't know me then.



MORBID DEPRESSION!!!!!!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

That just shows you don't know me then.



MORBID DEPRESSION!!!!!!

Shh. You're happy.

 

[Melkor]

Never happy...


Never-ever-ever-ever-ever happy.


but uhhh...

I might be if you disclose your gender,give me your castle, and kill everyone else on the forum.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Never happy...


Never-ever-ever-ever-ever happy.


but uhhh...

I might be if you disclose your gender,give me your castle, and kill everyone else on the forum.

Always happy!

 

[Melkor]

v

 

[Melkor]

You make me cry........

 

[FacetiousPersona]

You make me cry........

No tears from Melkor, only smiles of joy!

 

[Melkor]

Smiles break my face, and laughs hurt my throat.

take from that what you may.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Smiles break my face, and laughs hurt my throat.

take from that what you may.

Your face is broken to reveal a .

 

[Melkor]

A skull may be said to smile...but how to smile in death with no flesh?

 

[FacetiousPersona]

A skull may be said to smile...but how to smile in death with no flesh?

It's the light which shines through the beauty to form a smile.

 

[Melkor]

Ahhhh... well theres the problem.



no beauty for Melkor.




Theory failz.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Ahhhh... well theres the problem.



no beauty for Melkor.




Theory failz.

You're admitting to being ugly? Wow.

 

[Melkor]

Well of course.


Why lie?



Oh......hit a soft spot there did I?

Does face only like beautiful people?


well thats right Face, I am an ugly bastard.



swarhty, flat faced, ill bred, unshapely.


if it's insulting, then I've got it.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Well of course.


Why lie?



Oh......hit a soft spot there did I?

Does face only like beautiful people?


well thats right Face, I am an ugly bastard.



swarhty, flat faced, ill bred, unshapely.


if it's insulting, then I've got it.

Yes, I like my Princess to be pretty.

 

[Melkor]

Horrible hair, whiny voice, bad dress sense,ridiculously skinny...


Enough torture?

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Horrible hair, whiny voice, bad dress sense,ridiculously skinny...


Enough torture?

How adorable! Feral children are very cute.

 

[Melkor]

hrm..


A picture must be acquirred to prove this...

 

[FacetiousPersona]

hrm..


A picture must be acquirred to prove this...

B-But could this not be the same with ugliness?

 

[Melkor]

Indeed! and revealing such a foul identity is well worth the breaking of faces Spirit!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Indeed! and revealing such a foul identity is well worth the breaking of faces Spirit!

I thought you were burned at the stake.

 

[Melkor]

Er....what?

Now I know it's hard dear, but can you try to make sense, at least some of the time?

Please do this for me.....

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Er....what?

Now I know it's hard dear, but can you try to make sense, at least some of the time?

Please do this for me.....

The butterflies turn black when near you. Why?

 

[Melkor]

In the original final fantasy, the confusion spell makes lots of little butterflies attack, and then all the enmies turn on each other.



By the way, i don't have a lot of class myself, but your avatar is highly distastefull..what makes it more distasteful, is that you are clearly doing it simple for the point of it, attenttion seeking at it's most low and violatile.


I hate you face.

 

[Luzian]

youtube

watch?v=XZ0u8VRJQzo

 

[FacetiousPersona]

In the original final fantasy, the confusion spell makes lots of little butterflies attack, and then all the enmies turn on each other.



By the way, i don't have a lot of class myself, but your avatar is highly distastefull..what makes it more distasteful, is that you are clearly doing it simple for the point of it, attenttion seeking at it's most low and violatile.


I hate you face.

It irritates me when its used possessively.

Luzi! Nice song.

 

[Melkor]

You irritate me.


We're all done here.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

You irritate me.


We're all done here.

Farewell. The knights will escort you out.

 

[Melkor]

You don't have knights.

Just pigs with party hats.


and your castle is made form cardboard.


Oh look........

-smirks-

it's raining..

 

[FacetiousPersona]

You don't have knights.

Just pigs with party hats.


and your castle is made form cardboard.


Oh look........

-smirks-

it's raining..

Aww. Morgoth left to calm down and returned with a nice attempt at being funny or witty.

 

[Melkor]

-sniff-

I went to cry my eyes out because Face doesn't love me.

-sniffle-

oh wait..no....that was what Face wanted to happen..

I was eating..

 

[FacetiousPersona]

-sniff-

I went to cry my eyes out because Face doesn't love me.

-sniffle-

oh wait..no....that was what Face wanted to happen..

I was eating..

Do you not have to lose weight? I hope it was a salad.

 

[Melkor]

I need to gain weight actually.






even short people can lift me.....

 

[FacetiousPersona]

I need to gain weight actually.






even short people can lift me.....

Good. I can easily throw you away.

 

[Melkor]

I'll cling to you horribly.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

You'd be easier to dissect while close.

 

[Melkor]

That would be messy for you....