cheese
Prolific Member
Ah, Face.
You do not seem very competent.
Bitch.
Face. Political alliance. You can have my daughter the princess in marriage. She will teach you our culture, deliver your first born to our cloistered hideaway for secret training, and insidiously poison you over the course of several years.
Deal?
That just shows you don't know me then.
MORBID DEPRESSION!!!!!!
Never happy...
Never-ever-ever-ever-ever happy.
but uhhh...
I might be if you disclose your gender,give me your castle, and kill everyone else on the forum.
You make me cry........
Smiles break my face, and laughs hurt my throat.
take from that what you may.
A skull may be said to smile...but how to smile in death with no flesh?
Ahhhh... well theres the problem.
no beauty for Melkor.
Theory failz.
Yes, I like my Princess to be pretty.Well of course.
Why lie?
Oh......hit a soft spot there did I?
Does face only like beautiful people?
well thats right Face, I am an ugly bastard.
swarhty, flat faced, ill bred, unshapely.
if it's insulting, then I've got it.
Horrible hair, whiny voice, bad dress sense,ridiculously skinny...
Enough torture?
hrm..
A picture must be acquirred to prove this...
Indeed! and revealing such a foul identity is well worth the breaking of faces Spirit!
Er....what?
Now I know it's hard dear, but can you try to make sense, at least some of the time?
Please do this for me.....
In the original final fantasy, the confusion spell makes lots of little butterflies attack, and then all the enmies turn on each other.
By the way, i don't have a lot of class myself, but your avatar is highly distastefull..what makes it more distasteful, is that you are clearly doing it simple for the point of it, attenttion seeking at it's most low and violatile.
I hate you face.
You irritate me.
We're all done here.
Aww. Morgoth left to calm down and returned with a nice attempt at being funny or witty.You don't have knights.
Just pigs with party hats.
and your castle is made form cardboard.
Oh look........
-smirks-
it's raining..
-sniff-
I went to cry my eyes out because Face doesn't love me.
-sniffle-
oh wait..no....that was what Face wanted to happen..
I was eating..
I need to gain weight actually.
even short people can lift me.....