Face's Fairy Castle

[FacetiousPersona]

That would be messy for you....

You seem to want to 'get dirty' with me, weirdo.

 

[Melkor]

I love how everyone ignores you now Face.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

I love how everyone ignores you now Face.

Oh, I love how you're full of fallacies!

 

[Melkor]

Ha..this topics been dead since i last posted five days ago.



-waves bye-bye to face-

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Ha..this topics been dead since i last posted five days ago.



-waves bye-bye to face-

Fixate on one factor. Brilliant, Melkor.

 

[Melkor]

Yup..

I'm fixated on one factor.


and that one factor is you face.



I'm fixated.

 

[cheese]

Dammit Melly, one day into the marriage and you're already cheating on me!

 

[Melkor]

I..I...er...WELL YOU WERE SMILING AT THE MILKMAN SUGGESTIVELY, ITS ONLY FAIR!!!

 

[cheese]

I was only suggesting he have a go with you, since you're obviously so very obliging!

 

[Melkor]

.....



THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY WORK OUT!

 

[cheese]

Don't you dare walk out on me Melkor! Not until you've removed yourself from my dog!

 

[Melkor]

You don't have a dog!


and I am no dog raper!




Thats just face....clinging to my ankles!!!!

 

[cheese]

Get with the programme, dumbass - Face is a dolphin. So don't attempt to deny getting frisky with Fido - I got all 10 seconds of it on video!

 

[Melkor]

-sigh-


Thats it...


DIVORCE!


LETS GO FACE! WE'RE RUNNING AWAY!!!!

 

[cheese]

Great idea! May I suggest a sex shop at the nearest convenience for penis-acquisition!

Or you could just use the one on top of your neck, that could work!

 

[Melkor]

You're hurting me cheese.

 

[cheese]

Awww.

*pats head*

Ugh. That stuff is really sticky.

 

[Melkor]

I don't get it....

 

[cheese]

You don't get any!

 

[Melkor]

you're delusional...you need tied to a chair...come'ere.

 

[cheese]

Do you routinely tie food items to chairs?

Hmm.

 

[Melkor]

No...but I do occasisonally tie misbheaved humans to them.


Like yourself.

Now...were'd I leave that duct tape?

 

[cheese]

Perhaps in the unused shed with your spelling abilities?

 

[Melkor]

Ahhh..yse ttah mst eb whyre I put em lol
go gt em now
lol

 

[cheese]

*sets shed on fire*

*relaxes in a chair outside with pipe and book*

 

[Melkor]

-runs out flaming excessively and jumps on cheese-

 

[cheese]

*places self between bread slices*

 

[Melkor]

TADA!



CHEESE ON TOAST!

 

[cheese]

Eat me, eat me! I taste best just before I explode in your stomach!

 

[Melkor]

EXPLODE WITH TASTE!


Please note: while every care has been taken to remove Melkor's some small little buggers may remain.

 

[cheese]

Melkor-sperm! Er, spawn.

 

[Sugarpop]

You're nerds.

It's like... What you're doing now isn't even cool in real life.

 

[cheese]

It's called nerd foreplay!

You might want to have a go here as well, or sugar may well be the only thing you ever pop.

 

[Sugarpop]

Face's Fairy Castle?

omfg homosexuality

 

[cheese]

omfg PREJUDICE!

It's like....this is 2009.

Unless by italics you were expressing a wish to join in the fun - in which case

*spreads a blanket spotted with hearts*

 

[FacetiousPersona]

You're both free to fight. I hate all of you, anyway.

 

[cheese]

Fighting?

We have another word for it, here on earth.

 

[Sugarpop]

1. gay cheese something that should be nice, but isnt atall
oh fuck, this milk/bread/gig/festival is off. its turned to fuking gay cheese!

From Urban Dictionary.

Is this a warning about your abilities?

 

[FacetiousPersona]

What was very hilarious was Sugarpop abruptly intervening with this conversation, as if he was desperate to participate. He used a valid technique to force himself into a conversation which may lead to friendship or social interaction. What would be the reason for this? It's either him wishing to be unfriendly or replying to iniate social proceedings due to loneliness. Is this how he attempts to establish friendships or communication?! I would expect him to have few friends while considering this awkwardness. It must be normal for people to reject you. Your reaction is to force yourself into conversations instead of trying politely and failing.

 

[Sugarpop]

What was very hilarious was Sugarpop abruptly intervening with this conversation, as if he was desperate to participate. He used a valid technique to force himself into a conversation which may lead to friendship or social interaction. What would be the reason for this? It's either him wishing to be unfriendly or replying to iniate social proceedings due to loneliness. Is this how he attempts to establish friendships or communication?! I would expect him to have few friends while considering this awkwardness. It must be normal for people to reject you. Your reaction is to force yourself into conversations instead of trying politely and failing.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

I created this thread. I own it. It's fine for a King to walk through his Kingdom! Anyway, I am lonely and rejected all of the time, but this does not change that you are too.

 

[cheese]

Ha. Messily cobbled-together, dealing only with derogotary slang, edited by 17 year-old junkies = sugarpop's bible.

Is this a warning about your mental abilities?

Face may actually be right. Hmm. It's interesting how you entered this conversation by insulting its existence and then proceeded to stay and prolong it. Also interesting is your use of stereotypes whose acceptability has long expired. We have gay people and nerds on this forum - which you happen to be a member of - perhaps you would like to reconsider your insults.

sugarpop = gay troll


JOIN US OR BURN IN HELL!

 

[Sugarpop]

I created this thread. I own it. It's fine for a King to walk through his Kingdom! Anyway, I am lonely and rejected all of the time, but this does not change that you are too.

Eric = Face.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Eric = Face.

At least I was with a girl once. Haha!

 

[cheese]

ickle poppy is one of us!

He's trying to wind us up. Oops, I mean she.

 

[Sugarpop]

At least I was with a girl once. Haha!

gay face http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay+face#Someone with the face of a gay.
Man-"That guy has the face of a gay"
Woman-"He must be a gay face"

From Urban Dictionary.

 

[cheese]

Keep going, sugar! You're doing well!

*edit
When Melly returns you will be tossed to the side. But we will turn our radiant countenances of gay love upon you so you do not die in despair!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

You popped my sugar to make popcorn. Thank you.

 

[Melkor]

-Walks in with a grimace, tucks sugar under his arm, tips his bowler hat and leaves promptly-

 

[Sugarpop]

ickle poppy is one of us!

He's trying to wind us up. Oops, I mean she.

You seem really prickly. Are you a negro?