Face's Fairy Castle

[FacetiousPersona]

Welcome. I have returned and this is a place for me to engage in discussions. It would be easier for me to confine my nonsense to one location.

 

[cheese]

Good to have you back.

Are you confining yourself permanently?

 

[FacetiousPersona]

If I have my own section, I shall personally decorate it and concentrate on posting in my section.

 

[cheese]

Decorate?

Such a girl.

 

[inquiringF]

Interesting to see you here.

 

[cheese]

^Face was banned before your time I think. I wonder what you'll make of him/her/it (I'm just going to stick with him).

Actually it'll be interesting to have all the new members interact with Face. There've been quite a few since the banning.

 

[Cegorach]

Welcome back! TO HELL! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Seriously though, I'm supposed to be responsible or something. Soooo.... Uuuuum... Despite the fact that we've discussed this over E-mail I'll give you a few pointers...

1. Avoid posting in the Introit.

2. Don't swear EVER!

3. Avoid people who don't want anything to do with you, but be respectful of them if forced to communicate.

4. MAKE GODDAMNED SURE THAT PEOPLE KNOW YOU'RE JOKING!!!

5. Avoid doing whatever I do, because I'm an idiot!

6. And so on and so forth...

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Welcome back! TO HELL! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Seriously though, I'm supposed to be responsible or something. Soooo.... Uuuuum... Despite the fact that we've discussed this over E-mail I'll give you a few pointers...

1. Avoid posting in the Introit.

2. Don't swear EVER!

3. Avoid people who don't want anything to do with you, but be respectful of them if forced to communicate.

4. MAKE GODDAMNED SURE THAT PEOPLE KNOW YOU'RE JOKING!!!

5. Avoid doing whatever I do, because I'm an idiot!

6. And so on and so forth...

Fuck, those rules will be difficult to follow. <--Joking. See?

 

[cheese]

!

 

[Cegorach]

It couldn't hurt to put a disclaimer as your signature either!

(Fuck is a swear... unless you're suggesting something. ...Wait I didn't say that!)

 

[FacetiousPersona]

It couldn't hurt to put a disclaimer as your signature either!

(Fuck is a swear... unless you're suggesting something. ...Wait I didn't say that!)

I'll be laughing at the evident double-standards.

 

[cheese]

Emoticons are extremely useful.

You've cottoned on to this before.

http://intpforum.com/showthread.php?t=2035&page=3

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Thank you. I must master the emotions now.

 

[FF]

You're back! Yay!

*hug* :3

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Bonjour, FF. <3

 

[cheese]

Instant improvement. I guarantee this will help.



I may be wrong......here, have some of these

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Oddly enough derailing threads and messing with moderators is perfectly okay.

I wonder what would happen if I used this forum in an attempt to enlist help for developing a rival forum/website.

 

[Cegorach]

A rival forum, eh?

It might be more productive to work with this forum... What did you have in mind exactly?!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Oddly enough derailing threads and messing with moderators is perfectly okay.

I wonder what would happen if I used this forum in an attempt to enlist help for developing a rival forum/website.

It's dependent on the extent of it.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

I think we need to add the description "traitorous" to the INTP profile.
Everybody wants in on the act, it's like a roman council chamber.

I'm not past the brainstorming/plotting stage yet.

 

[cheese]

Perhaps also "crazy"? Developing plans with a forum outlaw on an open thread.

Unless you wish to induce paranoia, and overtake from within crumbling walls.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Yes I do love to feed paranoia. Now shush up, you'll ruin everything.

 

[cheese]

I am unfailingly loyal.....


.....when not suitably bribed.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Ah, read your post again. Or was the "not" supposed to be there.

 

[cheese]

It's meant to be there.

I am loyal first and foremost to the forum.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Suitably bribes cheese*

 

[inquiringF]

This forum is doomed, as my father would say.

 

[cheese]

Now that I've been bribed...

- falls down and worships at Cognisant's feet -

inquiringF, get with the programme!

 

[inquiringF]

No. No. No.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

This will end badly

Or this will end well

Or this won't end at all

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Suitably bribes inquiringF & IB*

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

But the bribe won't take affect until I actually see the money in my bank account.

Momma din't raise no fool!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

I'm immune to bribes.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

My bribe consist of videogames, books, technology, happiness & membership with the machine empire.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Well in that case, I'LL TAKE IT!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Co'mon Face, all the cool people are doing it.

 

[cheese]

Ooh, Face has taken out the emoticons, there's no getting him now.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Indeed.

 

[Melkor]

Oh..........My princess is back!!!!



Now...I think I had something to say...oh yes...



-snatches Faces high-heel off and rams it down his/her throat-

 

[Artifice Orisit]

...well I don't need to bribe face anymore.

he he, foot in mouth.

 

[loveofreason]

I think I missed your release time this morning.

apologies.

You should now find yourself returned to 'normal' user status.

 

[Melkor]

-Stops md beating and holding Face by the scruff of the neck, looks over at lor-

Whassat?

 

[FacetiousPersona]

-Stops md beating and holding Face by the scruff of the neck, looks over at lor-

Whassat?

You are screwed now, dear Morgoth.

-Pushes Morgoth's arms aside and grabs his collar, lifting him above the ground- subsequently proceeding to throw him far away-

 

[Melkor]

-Aims a kick at Face's Face (heh), and with a wondrous back flip, escapes from the quite pathetic grasp on his collar.

Then with a smirk, he flicks on his 3-D glassess, pulls out a sexy Aesir sword and waits a few seconds-

 

[loveofreason]

Face... since you've just gained freedom... can I ask one thing?

Please don't break my toy.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Face... since you've just gained freedom... can I ask one thing?

Please don't break my toy.

I'll neglect the toy and laugh as he becomes old. He'll become another one of those abandoned objects in the child's attic. Forgotten longer than he was accepted.

 

[loveofreason]

That's the spirit!

You really have a way with insults....​

 

[Sugarpop]

FACE! BFF!!

 

[The Fury]

-Pushes Morgoth's arms aside and grabs his collar, lifting him above the ground- subsequently proceeding to throw him far away-

Back off FacetiousPersona, since you were gone I'm now the one who beats the crap out of Melkor. So you'll take a step back, if you know what's good for you. Of course we could always take it to the arena but I'd be worried that an old timer like yourself might break a hip.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Back off FacetiousPersona, since you were gone I'm now the one who beats the crap out of Melkor. So you'll take a step back, if you know what's good for you. Of course we could always take it to the arena but I'd be worried that an old timer like yourself might break a hip.

You do not seem very competent.