Face's Fairy Castle

[Melkor]

Thats just not funny.

 

[cheese]

Ooh sugar! You must be more subtle if you want a rise!

Melly - get your pet rat under control!

 

[Melkor]

-stands on Sugars head-


Happy now?

 

[cheese]

Commence jumping in

5

4

3

2

1

BOING!

 

[Melkor]

I feel cruel now..

I must take a long shower.....in BLOOD!


-runs off-

 

[Sugarpop]

Your behavior is cute in a primitive, ethnic sort of way.

Do you have a history of sexual failure?

 

[cheese]

I saw the two of you go off to the doctor's together, don't deny it!

 

[Melkor]

... I thought what we had was SPECIAL!

 

[cheese]

You and me, smell-mell.

Forever.




I get the leather suit!

 

[Melkor]

Okays... wait...why? Are we going cycling?

 

[cheese]

I love your innocent little mind! I love thinking of all the ways I can corrupt it!

 

[Melkor]

So we aren't going biking? Don't... I value my innocence...it makes me somewhat sad and lonely, but its worth the insights...

 

[cheese]

Let me in, Melly.....I'll show you lots of sights....

 

[Melkor]

So if I open the door we can go to Japan? Yay! I'll get the plane booked!

 

[Fukyo]

....Japan....

 

[Melkor]

Fukyo can go to! I will be granted Godlike status among the fangirls for being tall, semi-blonde, white and moody... I shall need Fukyo to speak the dreaded tongue of fangirlish on my behalf...thus securing a means of world domination!

 

[cheese]

*backs out quietly, careful to leave the ticking parcel in an obscure corner of the room*

 

[Melkor]

- looks about- Hes ... gone? ,.... Phew...thank frig.. Now I can escape this prosaic twit, and drop this fucked up nice guy act... - Melkor lights a cigar, undoes his top button, and twirls a knife playfully as he leaves the room-

 

[Fukyo]

*Fukyo watches Melkor's silliness and laughs*

 

[Melkor]

-prowls in Fukyos direction- Hey dollface, want me to turn that laugh o' yers into a scream? the good kind? -brushes his hair to the side and winks-

 

[Fukyo]

*Wrestles Melkor's knife away from him,pokes him once before driving it between his ribs and skips off laughing*

 

[Melkor]

Ha...good thing my crazy cat armour saved... bleh... she had a beard anyway... Now...to the whorehouse!

 

[Fukyo]

I hope you get syphilis.

 

[Sugarpop]

I hope you get ebola.

 

[Melkor]

Aww..you guys are sweet... FUCK OFF OR I'LL KNIFE YE!! Hrm....care to join me sugar? I might be able to find you a girl who could pass as a man...

 

[Fukyo]

He speaks utter nonsense.The only one who will be doing the knifing around here is me.

 

[Melkor]

Fukyo dear, you lack the compassion for knife-work...

 

[cheese]

I knew you were a bastard at heart, Melly.

Had a look in that parcel yet? It'll blow your mind!

 

[Melkor]

Ohh......Does that mean it's sexy?


I'll pass.


Me?

A bastard?


ermm..

damnit,quick, nice guy act.


Oh!?


Hello cheese dear..

I was just...er.....
going to a party!

yes!

A boring non-sexual party!

 

[cheese]

It certainly involves bangs.


A non-sexual party! I must go see this anomaly!

 

[lindsayo09]

whats up with all the killing? cant we all just get a long and love each other(jk)

 

[Melkor]

Oh no! You must stay here and erm...feed Fukyo! Look how hungry she is! Now... I'm going.. and I'm these chains and leather straps!

 

[cheese]

Melly, take care of lindsay. She seems like she could use a ticking parcel or two. Ticking with love, of course.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Lots Of Violent Explosions

 

[Melkor]

oH?


Heheheh..

Of course I'll take Lindsay!

Where shall we be going?

Bombs r us?

Booomtown?

Grenadier central?

Or how about waterstones?

 

[cheese]

Cog, I just fell in love with you

- watches fireworks -

It was very hot.

Melly. Learn from this. Just love her. Just love this adorable little ENFP girl. Love on her! Love in her! Love all over her!

Here, this bag might come in handy.

 

[Melkor]

Hey! How come you're allowed to gave bits on the side and I'm not!? Right... lets go lindsay! We're going out to erm... LOVE you, on cheesy's orders!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Cog, I just fell in love with you

Join the Empire (Groups -> The Empire)

 

[cheese]

How much love is there?

 

[Melkor]

As much as mine USED to be.:P

 

[Artifice Orisit]

How much love is there?

Oh, LoVE is everywhere, we seek to spread as much LoVE as we can.

 

[cheese]

Oh Melly.

YOU MUST LEARN TO LOVE THE RIGHT WAY!

THE PASSIONATE WAY!

THE FIERY WAY!

Get your detonator at the nearest terrorist cell.

 

[Melkor]

Fiery?


that sounds like it might hurt when sitting down....

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Just because it's phallic shaped doesn’t mean it goes in there.

 

[Melkor]

Hrm..I seem to have awakened Cogs sick side.

I feel dirty now...



-drinks the explosive fluid-

 

[cheese]

Ugh.

Boys, get a room.


What about this one, there's a lovely bit of surveillance equipment in the corner -

 

[Melkor]

Cheese..you are bad girl..

GO TO HELL!


AND TAKE ME WITH YOU!

 

[Fukyo]

Cheese can't go to hell.
She'll melt in the heat.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Cheese can't go to hell.
She'll melt in the heat.

Melted cheese for the Devil's sandwich with angels.

 

[Cegorach]

I remember the good old days, when Faces Fairy Castle was full of happiness and peace and, well... Fairies...