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Cegorach

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So it is porn, then!:D

I'm really quite motivated to ensure Melly catches us in a suggestive position...
I want it to play out just like it does in my head.:(
 

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Hmmm...

*Fukyo has a moral dilemma* :(

To watch them,or not...?
I mean it has Melly and Cow in it...

What would qualify as a "suggestive position"? :mad:
 

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Hmmm...

*Cow has immoral dilemma*

Why watch me... WHEN I'M RIGHT HERE???


You know, if I were more of a perv I would know all of the sex positions off by heart... But I don't.
So I'll let you choose!;)
 

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- Melkor bursts through the front door holding a card, a kitten, and a bunch of roses- Fukyo!? I have somethng to... oh.... - Melkors eyes widen to little green saucers, and his mouth falls slighly open at the sight of Fukyo embracing the naked cow- All he manages is a little miserable 'oh.' of defeat
 

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Err... I CAN EXPLAIN...:eek:
You just wait there Melly... and... I'll... I'll be right back...

I left my... ummm... my sex with Fukyo outside...
...Come on Fukyo, we better go get that...:phear:;)


*Cow and Fukyo back away towards the door*
 

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Is this the reaction you were looking for?Because Melkor's not really the type to flip out jealously,he's more likely to brood in silence like the angst ridden drag queen he is,while being passive aggressive... ;)

Now put on some clothes Cow damn it,I don't want my neighbors seeing me stand in front of my house with a naked man.
 

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I had been hoping for more anger, as I've heard it leads to the best... err... "cuddles".
Ooh, and a car chase...:D

Hmmmm...

I don't need clothes!
MY BODY IS A MASTERPIECE, YOU CAN'T CENSOR ART!!!!:mad:
 

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FINE!

Just don't come crying to me when the SJ neighbors gather to lynch you for your nudity. :p
 

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:eek:
I'm afraid Fukyo.
Quick, take off your clothes and I'll wear them!;)




...I kinda miss my Melly.:(
 

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Oh. I'm feircely angry. I'm just slowly building up a cold fury. I get quieter, not louder, when mad. - Melkor crushes his gifts with such a force that they burst into flames- ah..... You have two minutes to formulate a response before I throttle you with each othes vocal chords.
 

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Not my vocal chords.
I need those to scream for when you shove your sword into me!:D


Say Fukyo Honey, have you gotten the getaway vehicle readied yet?
 

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...I have vocal chords?

Maybe, one day, I'll learn how to use them.
 

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Oh yes..I had forgotten..

Very well..you may keep your vocal chords..

For now..


Now..

I think you've had enough time.



-Pulls his sword out at gives it one of those showy-off expert spins-



Anything you'd like to say to me before I end your miserable existance.
 

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I'd like for you to explain the entirety of string theory with painstaking detail; then explain exactly how this theory can be applied to the current situation so that I may die with my curiosity satisfied.
 

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Well.

I was going to kill Cow actually Cog..

But seeing as you asked..


-Uploads the string theory wiki-page into Cog's mind and then once Cog nods happily, melkor drives a dagger through his heart-
 

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*Wiggles around madly on the end of Melkor's sword*
Do it again, do it again, I've got three more!
 

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Right okay.....

-Melkor pulls out a three bladed sword and stabs Cog in all three hearts at once-


Happy?
 

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The little creature wiggles a bit, then stops moving...

*Melkor feels a slight pain in his chest*

Yes, I am very happy, it's lovely and dark in here.
 

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-Melkor drinks a large glass of milk, then after waiting for a few seconds, he removes Cognisants from his person, rather wet and miserbale looking.-


Now Cog, if you wanted to sleep in my chest, you just had to ask!
 

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-slaps Cog a few times-

So rude!
 
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