Your Type of Girl Test

[Jaico]

Alright...I saw the test that Agent Intellect posted, and thought it might be interesting for others to take. Unfortunately, I don't think there's a "your type of man" personality test (there is a "Which man turns you on" test apparently, but it's based on superficial appearances as opposed to...err, 'personality,' which this one is supposed to measure). Anyhow, here's the link:

Have fun...

Eh...:

The Girl Next Door

77% Sexy-Cute, 51% Dark-Light, 50% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish. This sounds like a blah category, right? Oh, my, no. The Girl Next Door has been the subject of more dirty fantasies than you could possibly count. She's so sweet, and innocent, and infinitely corruptible. Every morning you glance out your window hoping she'll have forgotten to draw the blinds. You may feel bad about it, but you know you'll be doing it again tomorrow.

 

[Ashenstar]

Well I like goth girls. That's obvious to me.
The interesting part is....I wish myself to be more goth/lolita.
So....I'm attracted to.....myself?

oh and that test was too long.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Girl next door......*sigh*

 

[Adymus]

The Suicide Girl

57% Sexy-Cute, 34% Dark-Light, 32% Artsy-Stylish




Goth girl would have also been acceptable.

 

[Kuu]

Girl Next Door. But I would also love an Art Student. Hmm tasty.

 

[Agent Intellect]

I had:

The Suicide Girl

62% Sexy-Cute, 34% Dark-Light, 18% Artsy-Stylish

 

[Felan]

Girl next door for me too

 

[Nicholas A. A. E.]

Argh... this quiz was hard, because I kept trying to answer what I found attractive overall (like, who would I be interested in actually talking to, or something), if that makes sense, but it clearly wasn't working. I restarted and just went with what turns me on. (Which isn't, e.g., what I might want to see in a girlfriend?) At least, for those questions that asked that. I don't know. Being overtly sexual might turn me on (I'm a male, duh), but it doesn't really attract me, even in a physical-appearance way.

I definitely thought there was a look that was missing from all of the pictures. A look that involved a lot more modesty. W/e.

Spoiler

The Favorite Friend

72% Sexy-Cute, 74% Dark-Light, 64% Artsy-Stylish


Cute, Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's that friend we've all had. The great girl. The one we've been friends with since the third grade. The one who laughs at our jokes and sends funny text messages. The one with whom we secretly, desperately want to crawl under the covers and spend the next eighteen hours naked.

I do think that's the best option of the several possible results, for me. But wanting to get in someone's pants is not the same as attraction!

My opinion of quiz: Meh.

 

[preilemus]

The Girl Next Door
68% Sexy-Cute, 53% Dark-Light, 42% Artsy-Stylish

 

[nickgray]

The Girl Next Door

75% Sexy-Cute, 51% Dark-Light, 44% Artsy-Stylish

 

[Ombat]

Jesus that was a long test.
DISCLAIMER: I'm not into girls, but I can appreciate... a nice ass?... And another way to put off what I'm actually supposed to be doing right now...

The Hot Friend - Sexy, Not dark/not light, Not artsy/not stylish

Girl next store could work also.

 

[Cegorach]

The Suicide Girl
58% Sexy-Cute, 28% Dark-Light, 34% Artsy-Stylish

Spoiler

Cute, Dark, and Artsy, it's the Suicide Girl. A cousin of the Goth Girl, she's a little more on the cute side than the sexy side. Her interesting hair and impish smile make a certain kind of person wonder how her unique outfits would look lying crumpled beside the bed. By the way, if you don't get this category name, you don't know your Palahniuk... or your internet porn.

Accurate enough...

 

[Android]

The Betty Page girl. I expected to get some shit answer, but it actually did alright.

 

[James Black]

The Brooding Poet

43% Sexy-Cute, 30% Dark-Light, 44% Artsy-Stylish

Sexy, Dark, but neither Arsty nor Stylish, the Brooding Poet has her lips constantly pursed in an infinitely kissable pout. She would dress up, maybe, but why bother? Is not life simply an empty voyage through a desolate, cold world?

 

[cheese]

Something about a sister or mother.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

I like Elegant Perky Goths, basically a more psychologically developed version of the typical depressed Goth and not at all like the typical Australian punk/feral Goth.

From a personality standpoint there's the refined/pleasant mind that's not afraid to discuss frighting dark topics with a detached "been there, done that" attitude (as most perky Goths have been the depressed type, but grew from the experience instead of letting it consume them) and frankly I find it hard to trust anyone who isn't in control of their own emotions.

As for the style of clothing well...
In many Japanese stores, particularly inner city ones, they have this bizarre procedure of excessively wrapping everything the customer buys in usually two or even there different layers of paper. At first I thought this was to protect the product, but then I took some time to study the paper being used and realised this wasn't the case at all. What I realised was that the purpose of this wrapping wasn't protective, or even decorative, the purpose was to create a pleasant textile sensation for the customer, giving added satisfaction to the experience of acquiring the product.
Now relating this back to clothing, when I see girls around town looking barely dressed in skimpy clothing I can't help but wonder... where's the fun in that?

There are just some things in life that shouldn't be a hurry.

 

[Beat Mango]

^ I agree. Chicks don't wear enough these days. A revealing is more sexy than a showing.

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

The Art Student
72% Sexy-Cute, 53% Dark-Light, 26% Artsy-Stylish
Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and Artsy, the Art student doesn't have the inherent darkness of the Suicide Girl, but she's not bright and shiny like the New Age Girl either. You've probably seen her wandering around town in her unique outfits with her portfolio under her arm, and found yourself wondering if she's ever posed in the nude.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

I too got the art student, but I also have a preference for goth girls and geek girls. The quiz was kinda bad.

 

[Melkor]

The Art Student

55% Sexy-Cute, 38% Dark-Light, 34% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and Artsy, the Art student doesn't have the inherent darkness of the Suicide Girl, but she's not bright and shiny like the New Age Girl either. You've probably seen her wandering around town in her unique outfits with her portfolio under her arm, and found yourself wondering if she's ever posed in the nude

Same as soth.

^^,


I can't decide between girly girls or goth girls.


Or you know, sinister dominanting girls.

I'm just making up terms now.

 

[kantor1003]

The Hot Friend - Sexy, Not dark/not light, Not artsy/not stylish

 

[Nicholas A. A. E.]

I don't get the modern attraction to the goth ideal. It really turns me off.

 

[Murphy1d]

The Suicide Girl. - Poshy, here I come. LOL

 

[Loozer]

The Girl Next Door

72% Sexy-Cute, 43% Dark-Light, 38% Artsy-Stylish

 

[echoplex]

I got Girl Next Door. Sadly, only old married people live next door currently. So it's more like Girl somewhere in the general vicinity who never appears/exists.

68% Sexy-Cute, 55% Dark-Light, 40% Artsy-Stylish

Like Nicolas, I don't really get the goth thing. It all seems like an act to me. Meh.

 

[Claverhouse]

Girl Next Door --- through I was hoping more for the Cheerleader.

57% Sexy-Cute, 51% Dark-Light, 40% Artsy-Stylish


It wasn't helped by the fact I thought most of the proffered photos unenticing, particularly the repellent Miss Jolie.



Claverhouse

 

[Master of Disgrace]

Girl Next Door, haha.

 

[Minuend]

I'm taking this quiz too, even though I mainly chase after men.

The Bad Girl
70% Sexy-Cute, 34% Dark-Light, 50% Artsy-Stylish

Evil =>

I have a thing for goths as well. I enjoy that style of clothing. I also used to hang on goth forums when I was younger, and there were quite a number of intellectuals there. I learned to think more for myself when I was there.

 

[Ghost1986]

Your result for The Your Type of Girl Test ...
The Girl Next Door

51% Sexy-Cute, 43% Dark-Light, 50% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish. This sounds like a blah category, right? Oh, my, no. The Girl Next Door has been the subject of more dirty fantasies than you could possibly count. She's so sweet, and innocent, and infinitely corruptible. Every morning you glance out your window hoping she'll have forgotten to draw the blinds. You may feel bad about it, but you know you'll be doing it again tomorrow.



The Mother Next Door would be more appropriate for me. mmmm older women.

 

[Schneizel]

I don't really know how to answer the questions on who is more attractive. The first was easy enough, I like emo/goth type boys so that carries over to girls, but the other two are less simple because they're variations on a theme - the breeder fantasy girl.

So I guess "goth" would be my result if I had been able to pick an answer to half the questions.

 

[Madoness]

The Art Student

57% Sexy-Cute, 62% Dark-Light, 34% Artsy-Stylish

 

[Cavallier]

I got the bad girl? Well, mostly I like guys but it's interesting that should I decide to get some lady action it'll be with a bad girl...seems appropriate somehow. Although, I would have thought myself more of the artsy girl type...but then I think that if it came down to looks only I prefer a bad girl to an artsy girl. Leather over lace kind of thing I guess. Meh.

 

[Mars]

The Brooding Poet

34% Sexy-Cute, 26% Dark-Light, 50% Artsy-Stylish

Sexy, Dark, but neither Arsty nor Stylish, the Brooding Poet has her lips constantly pursed in an infinitely kissable pout. She would dress up, maybe, but why bother? Is not life simply an empty voyage through a desolate, cold world?

 

[Saoshyant]

Hmm I wasn't going to post, but I was the first of this category. And oddly enough I do not find the woman in the picture more attractive than other pictures above.

The Debutante

70% Sexy-Cute, 64% Dark-Light, 72% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and Stylish, you'll find the Debutante at high-class New York parties, making the rounds. She'll have a glass of champagne in one gloved hand, her hair perfectly coifed, her makeup exactingly applied. Her slinky, perfect little black dress keeps many an eye firmly on her, wondering what lies beneath.

 

[Infinite Regress]

The Prom Queen

36% Sexy-Cute, 66% Dark-Light, 68% Artsy-Stylish

Sexy, Light, and Stylish, the Prom Queen dazzles with her million-dollar smile and that body that makes every guy wish he was Prom King. While often "Most Popular," The Prom Queen is not likely to win "Most Likely to Succeed," but chances are she'll end up marrying someone who did.

 

[Anthile]

The Bad Girl

Cute, Dark, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, it's the Bad Girl. You can't confine her to one specific 'look,' but you know her when you see her... and for some people, it's love (or its hotter, sweatier cousin: lust) at first site.

 

[jhbowden]

I scored The Cheerleader. We can dream, right?

Cute, Light and Stylish, the Cheerleader is an alpha-personality wherever she goes. She dresses well, has a great smile, and seems perpetually perky. Even better: the dancing, gymnastics, and other acrobatics involved in cheerleading keep her body smoking hot.

62% Sexy-Cute, 72% Dark-Light, 68% Artsy-Stylish

The Debutante looks more my taste after further review. Yum

 

[adso1980]

I see I'm the only one that got "Sorority Girl", and that doesn't surprise me at all.

 

[Sparrow]

The Favorite Friend
72% Sexy-Cute, 81% Dark-Light, 62% Artsy-Stylish
Cute, Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's that friend we've all had. The great girl. The one we've been friends with since the third grade. The one who laughs at our jokes and sends funny text messages. The one with whom we secretly, desperately want to crawl under the covers and spend the next eighteen hours naked.

 

[HDINTP]

The Art Student

68% Sexy-Cute, 38% Dark-Light, 28% Artsy-Stylish

 

[Dimensional Transition]

Am I the first one to get the New Age girl?

The New Age Chick

68% Sexy-Cute, 66% Dark-Light, 28% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, Light, and Artsy, the New Age Chick is very likely to keep a small pouch full of "energy crystals" while sipping on tea made from herbs you've never heard of. She has a bright, pretty smile and a healthy diet that, along with her yoga habit, keeps her body toned and sexy.


What can I say... I just dig girls that make me feel happy and positive. And that look cute and subconsciously sexy. And kinda eccentric.

I guess "New age chick" is alright. I would've been fine with the "Art student'" or "Favorite friend" too.

 

[EditorOne]

Apparently I'm interested in brooding poets. Very interesting since generally poetry itself holds no attraction for me. I can handle a little Kipling at his chauvinistic, jingoistic best, but freely acknowledge that as tastes in poetry go, I'm a Bud Light kind of guy. So why "brooding poet?" OK, why don't I overthink a meaningless quiz. And what the hell does thong underwear have to do with brooding poets anyway? No, stop, I'm stopping. Yikes.

 

[Jelly Rev]

The New Age Chick
53% Sexy-Cute, 74% Dark-Light, 34% Artsy-Stylish
Cute, Light, and Artsy, the New Age Chick is very likely to keep a small pouch full of "energy crystals" while sipping on tea made from herbs you've never heard of. She has a bright, pretty smile and a healthy diet that, along with her yoga habit, keeps her body toned and sexy.

 

[Lydia]

It looked interesting enough to take. Even though, the opposite gender is preferred by me.

The Girl Next Door

66% Sexy-Cute, 51% Dark-Light, 36% Artsy-Stylish​

 

[Ex-User (4771)]

The Hot Friend
45% Sexy-Cute, 49% Dark-Light, 50% Artsy-Stylish
Sexy, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's just the Hot Friend. You know you've got one of these. Great face, great uh... assets. This is the type of girl who is fawned on by guys constantly, never realizes it, and finally marries some jackass who's just like you... but damn it, it's not you!

 

[EyeSeeCold]

The Girl Next Door
47% Sexy-Cute, 47% Dark-Light, 52% Artsy-Stylish
Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish. This sounds like a blah category, right? Oh, my, no. The Girl Next Door has been the subject of more dirty fantasies than you could possibly count. She's so sweet, and innocent, and infinitely corruptible. Every morning you glance out your window hoping she'll have forgotten to draw the blinds. You may feel bad about it, but you know you'll be doing it again tomorrow.

 

[walfin]

The Girl Next Door

62% Sexy-Cute, 60% Dark-Light, 42% Artsy-Stylish


Seems like there's some kind of pattern. More cute in general, maybe.

 

[francienjohnsone]

I am no lesbian.

 

[speiss]

Yes yes, I usually do prefer men, but I took it nevertheless. The entire time though I kept thinking, "I.. I don't know. I need to go out for a minute and do some more research."


The Hot Friend

28% Sexy-Cute, 38% Dark-Light, 64% Artsy-Stylish

Sexy, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's just the Hot Friend. You know you've got one of these. Great face, great uh... assets. This is the type of girl who is fawned on by guys constantly, never realizes it, and finally marries some jackass who's just like you... but damn it, it's not you!

 

[Sanctum]

The Sorority Girl
42% Sexy-Cute, 53% Dark-Light, 78% Artsy-Stylish
think im the only one who go this