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kamari rised

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not too picky about looks, but cute is good.
someone whos open minded and decently intelligent.
someone whos REAL
someone who can handle my lifestyle, cause it's nuts.
someone whos chill, and knows herself.
down to have fun, but also responsible.
 

Nauiz

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I'm extremely attracted to talent, intelligence, big schnoz's, tattoos, small breasts, soulful eyes, short bangs, and quick wit.

Shannyn Sossamon is a pretty close approximation.
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Sans the 'large schnoz' anyways.


Truthfully though, I just can't be into someone if their personality sucks. It's more than half of the sex appeal for me. If someone is ignorant...morbidly insecure, mean, petty, shallow, or boringly close minded. Then the relationship will probably never be anything past acquaintance, if that, no matter how physically attractive they might be. Even Shannyn Sossamon wouldn't make the cut if I found out she was really ignorant and/or shallow.

Nothing's sexier then a beautiful mind, and the willingness to grow as a person.
 

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Don't be a fucking whore
 

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Don't be a fucking whore
That request more than halves the suitable population; are you comfortable with that? Women have a supreme duty to the next generation, often internalized as emotion and therefore slithering below conscious awareness, who are you to obstruct their mating patterns? This is a biological imperative! Using that imperative to one's advantage though is maybe something I could condone.
 

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That request more than halves the suitable population; are you comfortable with that? Women have a supreme duty to the next generation, often internalized as emotion and therefore slithering below conscious awareness, who are you to obstruct their mating patterns? This is a biological imperative! Using that imperative to one's advantage though is maybe something I could condone.

My defiance and apathy will obstruct their mating pattern with me, if they insist on that type of mating pattern.

To be more than fair, I will say though that I (at least currently) know how to envy more than how to love, not gonna lie.


But yeah, the only way you can really get a girl in the first place is by "utilizing" her emotion...
 

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She has at least a 2.0 k/d in every shooter game. She knows to keep her back against the edge of the map and not to rush through the middle. She doesn't spray like a faggot. She can dropshot.

She knows that if she looks at the ground it'll be harder for her to get popped in Halo. (Strongside started it. Look it up. [It also works in Call of Duty.])
She knows how to strafe in Halo.

She can wall-bounce in Gears of War.

She doesn't use sentinel in MvC.

She can wave-dash, shuffle, etc in Super Smash Bros.

She doesn't ragequit.

She knows how to play as a team and doesn't just kill-whore.
 

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My defiance and apathy will obstruct their mating pattern with me, if they insist on that type of mating pattern.

To be more than fair, I will say though that I (at least currently) know how to envy more than how to love, not gonna lie.


But yeah, the only way you can really get a girl in the first place is by "utilizing" her emotion...

One hundred percent. Since a woman's all-displacing need for the next generation consumes her, as the unwitting vessel by which the species manipulates gene selection, so to does the maternal instinct and keen eye for potential mates. Men, as a rule and to draw a contrast, are not that interested in kids, or woman for that matter. Rather, men are controlled in much the same way as women, doing the bidding of the species by inseminating the species' carrier. The species controls men through a potent desire to hold congress with anything that moves. Knowing how the game operates and its rules lubricates and illuminates life, although knowledge may not enrich your appreciation for what goes on every day.
 

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My ISFP friend was complaining about this guy who sleeps around as well. I don't get it. They have sex, big fucking deal. Literally.

Also, I approve of @Cake's parody of this thread. Not that I need one to make me laugh.
 

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My ISFP friend was complaining about this guy who sleeps around as well. I don't get it. They have sex, big fucking deal. Literally.

Also, I approve of @Cake's parody of this thread. Not that I need one to make me laugh.

Random sex and its inverse, abstinence, potentially hamper nature's plans of propagating better genes, and making a careful selection of suitable mates. I say more power to this guy, this sexual libertine.
 

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Random sex and its inverse, abstinence, potentially hamper nature's plans of propagating better genes, and making a careful selection of suitable mates. I say more power to this guy, this sexual libertine.

Nature is not a conscious being, it has no plans. In addition, it has no relevance. Whether humans die out tomorrow or not makes no difference.
 

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Is:
-Emotionally: healthy, mature, intelligent and direct(intense? hmm)
-Physically/Sexually: attractive, active, confident and especially athletic
-Intellectually: curious (don't have to be a genius, street smarts are even better)
-Spiritually: curious
-Open to new experiences, is classy & cocky, likes going out, has good music taste, and is an initiator in general
-Good with people
-has a home-y / down-to-earth side
-has a kinky side
-Not a whore in any way, shape or form(i.e. does not have self-esteem issues combined with a need to seek sexual and social validation)
-Moral / has good character
 

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Nature is not a conscious being, it has no plans. In addition, it has no relevance. Whether humans die out tomorrow or not makes no difference.

Nature, as used abstractly, above, to denote DNA programs dictating human behavior, is rather close to conscious, and it definitely has plans for you. Think of the phenomena as a wind-up doll that is slated to perform certain moves in the near future; these moves are programmed but who can predict the future? Your opinions on relevance are directly pertinent to and limited by your conception of nature: larger concept: more relevance. You last sentence is somewhat disturbing, and the reason is not because I care about humankind but rather because the sentence betrays a misunderstanding about the phenomena. Nature, by programming and engendering self-interest in humans, has rigged the deck decidedly in favor of facilitating the next generation through careful mate selection rather than, say, arbitrary and calamitous mass suicides. But, again, who can predict the future?
 

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My ISFP friend was complaining about this guy who sleeps around as well. I don't get it. They have sex, big fucking deal. Literally.

Also, I approve of @Cake's parody of this thread. Not that I need one to make me laugh.

Oh, my dear @Minuend, a parody? Don't make me laugh.

If my partner is unable to keep up with me, then how shall we ever survive?

Love is a battlefield.
 

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Well here goes in impromptu. Looking back on my past posted my favor thing was identity, A is A, to exist is to be something as distinguished from the nothing of non-existence.
So, my ideal female: I would like for her to be something as opposed to being nothing. She could be rational, logical, a curious mind, a big picture thinker. She looks out to the edge of the universe instead of sitting around all day kissing the ground. She does not believe what kings & priests tell her, her ideas are her own. She has her own boat and flies her own flag. When she walks down the street people look up to her, speak to her but from their knees! She is a heroine. She is an end in herself. You know what, I think I am falling in love!!
 

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It has been suggested that introverted people would do well finding a more extraverted partner "to balance things out", and a Thinker should look for a Feeling type, but I don't think I want any of that anymore. So my ideal partner would have to be an INTP or an INTJ.

My partner would have to be financially independent, because making money is not my thing. In fact, my ideal partner would allow ME to be financially independent, so that I can spend my time writing a book or engaging in activism.

Regarding looks, I think I prefer brunettes, but that's not really an issue. I like women that look natural, as far as their make-up and style of clothing is concerned. A bohemian appearance would be cool, but I don't like piercings. There's already so much metal in the world, the last place I want to see more of it is attached to the nipples of my beloved. Tattoos I like however.

The shape of her body or her boobies isn't that important, as long as she's physically fit. I must spontaneously be attracted to her face though. That includes the look in her eyes, the texture of her skin, the symmetry of her face in general, and the length of her hair (I don't like short hair). Dreads? Perhaps. I think I prefer straight hair.

My ideal partner would have a warm, soothing voice, and an authentic smile on her face.

She would have to be someone who likes to read nonfiction, watch documentaries and do other forms of research. Someone who's well-versed in psychology, philosophy and spirituality, who is an intellectual but free from academic arrogance. She should have no interest in sitcoms and soaps.

It would be cool if she appreciated a wide range of music, including progressive rock, psychedelia, metal and electronic music, as well as Indian ragas, psychill, ambient and so on.

She wouldn't smoke tobacco.

She would need to have no issues with my daily/weekly vaporizing of ganja, although she wouldn't have to herself. She must be interested in psychedelics however, as I certainly want to trip together, and will occasionally need a sitter.

I would love to live in a commune again (or create one myself), so she'd have to be open for that. Communes are great, but not so great for monogamy, so she'd have to be open for threesomes and the like.

She'd have to be about my length, and she'd have to live nearby, because I'm not interested in an e-relationship or lots of travelling for an occasional fuck. Partner means roommate or someone from the neighborhood.

She must not be interested in having children, because I already have two (who are now 10 and 12) and that will be all for me.

My ideal partner would be sufficiently learned not to feel uncomfortable about my learning. She would not treat me like a guru or a father figure. In fact I'd have to be careful not to treat her like a guru.

She'd have to understand that when I withdraw myself from her to read or investigate something on the internet, I'll sooner or later get back to her. She must be a person that doesn't like to waste time. She must value autonomy and freedom above everything else.
 

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The honest answer is that I don't know. I can't picture at the present anyone who might suit me. If I were to guess some characteristics of someone who I might think would bring out the best in me, and me in her, it would be something like:
Likes to be around people and forcing me in turn to be more outgoing, but also to enjoy spending time with me alone without the need to necessarily go somewhere. She must also be able to accept that I like to spend time by myself.
Outwardly expressing her emotions. Honesty with herself and with me. Intelligence. Curiosity. Grounded (not too sure about that one), but still able to derive pleasure from abstract and theoretical musings (important). Liberal. Open to new experiences and wanting to try new things out. Being able to accept my eccentricities as I will hers. Mild to moderately hedonistic.
Regarding her appearance, I'm not too sure. I would say preferably a brunette, fit, but most important of all, a sympathetic, curious countenance and a nice smile.
 
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Someone independent with that inner fire/passion/drive/motivation who can serve as a partner in crime; stacking ideas into synergistically beneficial theoretical constructs, jumping off cliffs, burning down the neighborhood, etc.

As far as physical appearance, I'm content with a 7.

Sexy voice (tenor) is a major plus. *shivers*:D

Basically I want a me, only with different reproductive parts and no facial hair....
 

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"no facial hair"

Huh, so no eyebrows or eyelashes either?

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Someone who I can have relatively "meaningful" interactions with, who doesn't just feel like a simplistic object to be manipulated through "game"

"Special" enough to be interesting, and choose me for an actual reason, and not someone who does much casual shit at all

Really asian, really smooth, and also not making me have to come up with all the things to do though also would go along with my amazing plans

Can sing, and has at least one really cool interest
 

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Someone who I can have relatively "meaningful" interactions with, who doesn't just feel like a simplistic object to be manipulated through "game"

Sooo true. This is the most disgusting characteristic of "majority" (of the population) females.

Because I am a strong INTP and can usually see right through attempts at social conditioning and therefore resist them, it makes me extra repelled when a woman is easily conditioned.

I have many times seen a young impressionable girl being "seduced" by a loser dude with tattoos (no offense) and pants hanging at the knee talking about how he can handle a ton of alcohol or his cool ride or something equally superficial, and the immature girl responds repeatedly with the most mindless grins/laughs while twirling her hair.

It is enough to make me want to fucking vomit. On the flip side, I find it extremely irresistible when a mature woman openly admits that she doesn't agree with a particular (illogical) social convention and/or guys that try to seduce superficially as mentioned.
 

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Bohemian, leisurely sex views, highly intelligent, soft timbre sex kitten voice, passive, experienced, dirty, bookish, exotic high cheek bone look, stylish, intellectual, shameless, sarcastic, cutting, unplanned, musically inclined, independent, fearless, caring, unadventurous, drug friendly, and funny. Not that I have put any thought into this.

a skank ho
 

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Characteristic-wise

Has to be highly intelligent, preferably a member of Mega Society.
Ideally major in Psychology/Psychiatry.
Obsessive and possessive towards me.
Knows both what she wants and what she doesn't want.
Cocky with a huge sense of sarcasm.
Sporty, active, with a Black belt level achieved in Martial Art

Appearance-wise

Ginger hair
Full lips
with an Ice queen-like disposition
Long legs with figure like those in Victoria Secrets show
and the voice of Lana Del Rey

LOL @ lana del ray :D
 

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I've always found myself attracted to "Alternative" or "Rocker chic" (or even emo/goth) type women. This probably stems from the fact that I have a non-conformist, rebel type of personality, and find the same in women to be attractive.

There's nothing I find more bland than the average ditsy, submissive, blonde women who wears pink all the time and used to be a ballerina (it's a shame b/c these are the only types that hit on me). I just don't like overly-feminine "girly girls" and I melt over women who defy this gender-mold.

These are pictures of the type that I find irresistible (but cannot seem to attain)...

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the first girl is prettty. I have a friend like that but she's already married with kids, she's got quite a temper though
 

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Some sort of peculiarity about her general disposition and outlook on life.
 

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Bohemian, leisurely sex views, highly intelligent, soft timbre sex kitten voice, passive, experienced, dirty, bookish, exotic high cheek bone look, stylish, intellectual, shameless, sarcastic, cutting, unplanned, musically inclined, independent, fearless, caring, unadventurous, drug friendly, and funny. Not that I have put any thought into this.

There's alot of contradictions in that post darling...How can someone be independant, fearless, drug friendly whils simultaneously being unadventurous?
 

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Cleans the dishes, mows the lawn and refrains from backtalk.
 

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*rips out minuend's ovaries*

Here Snafu, grab a petri dish and have yourself a good time.
I'm sure one of the mad scientists here can lend you a suitable incubator.
 

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You called?

Oooh I'll take that.

*reads instructions on incubator*
(I build things when I'm drunk, it helps to leave instructions)

Mmhm, yep, got that, got that, mmh, hmm, "wait 8-9 months".
Whaaaat?
Fuck that.

Edit: Oh, oooh, right. Clever.
 

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*rips out minuend's ovaries*

Here Snafu, grab a petri dish and have yourself a good time.
I'm sure one of the mad scientists here can lend you a suitable incubator.

Can that good time be with you though? We can save samples for subsequent experimentation.
 

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Well, it's not like I need those. Though, I don't know if my genes would like being raised by such a isolated mind.
 

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Well, it's not like I need those. Though, I don't know if my genes would like being raised by such a isolated mind.

Perhaps the word you intended was expansive?
 

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Expansive or not matters little when all you are surrounded by is water.
 

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Expansive or not matters little when all you are surrounded by is water.

Clever imagery, although water is neither autonomous nor capable of any recognizable feeling; water, thus, has little raison d'être for its own sake. Actually I'm somewhat inclined to agree with you on the whole. Good work. I wonder how much of that isolation is really my fault though.
 

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Old straight white guys.....?

really not my taste.
 

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Past is past, it's never too late to build bridges.
 

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She can skateboard/bike.

She goes to College, etc.

She isn't INTJ.
Kidding, obviously.
 

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Uhm.

I guess, all I'd like is a girl that I understand and who understands me.

Someone that I could just be myself around because I'd know she'd always know what I 'really meant'. Someone that would communicate without pretence and social barriers without constantly having to define and elaborate on our interaction.

That's all really. She can be whatever she wants to be. As long as we can exist as a pair of minds, and are never afraid to share what we're each thinking. Then that would be perfect.
 
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