Hmm, well, to begin with, I have a nasty habit of desiring approval wayyyyy more than necessary and blowing small things out of proportion, which does not seem very INTP or detached.
Then, I have absolutely no Si. Whatsoever. I can hold a few things in my head for a while but long term memory eventually just, well, dies. I can never remember facts of any sort, or even concepts, even if I understand them at the time. It's like starting from scratch again and again and again.
If I had a childhood I don't recall it. Well, I remember a few bits, mostly crying over dead insects and things. I was probably the most sensitive, naive and shallow child you would ever meet.
I obsess over tactile sensations and colours. I get distracted super easily by random... things. I don't even know what. I am a perfectionist. I am very much preoccupied by meaningless details.
I barely ever think about the future further than tomorrow, or the past further than yesterday.
I'm finding I've lost any interest I had in matters of philosophy, which is really a disappointment. General consensus in my mind is that I'm just a rather dim person who is unfortunate enough to value intelligence.
I don't understand statistics, they generally bore me.
Logic should be non-compulsory! (Only for me...)
More often than not I can't stand being alone. My head is usually empty. I like being around people in large groups, so long as I'm not expected to participate.
I hate hate hate conflict to the point were I will go to ridiculous means to avoid it. Forget having standards.
And lastly, I'm optimist. Like, whatever, everything's gonna be fine. Not many INTPs are, I find.
I like hearing people talk about themselves and others... Gossip, I guess, so long as it isn't mean. Actually, no. It can be mean so long as it doesn't encourage me to be mean as well, or make me accomplice to it. Yeah.
I am definetly not INTP.