Who's up for some cake?

[The Fury]

Hello all, I just discovered that i am an INTP. For a long time, well 10 days, i believed that i was an INTJ but after joining their forum and lurking over here i realized i had more in common with you folk.

So...um...hello.

Hmm, maybe i should talk about myself...I'm great, wow felt good to get that of my chest.

 

[Melkor]

YOU LIAR!




HAIL THE FUEHRER!!!!!!



Have you ever read a novel by the name of 'the book theif'?

 

[loveofreason]

Oh? Are you two already acquainted?

And yes thank you, I would love some cake.

(Our Melkor - that's Morgoth here - used to be forever offering tea parties, but he never did pour anyone any tea.)

*and what are we seeing lately? The virtual Irish diaspora?​

 

[The Fury]

YOU LIAR!




HAIL THE FUEHRER!!!!!!



Have you ever read a novel by the name of 'the book theif'?

I only lie because i love...me. I haven't read the book thief but i do vaguely recall hearing about it.

 

[Melkor]

Well someone has to love you I guess....


Well...no wait..I'm confused...

I mean the boy in the striped pyjamas.(but the book theif is similar and also good)

basically he pronounces fuerhrer as 'fury' and in the entire book the author only uses 'the fury' as a result...

Yes...

The tea was just a metaphor for the jam..

and the jam was just a metaphor for something sinister..



Hahhaaa/..sorry inside joke....

 

[The Fury]

Well...no wait..I'm confused...

I mean the boy in the striped pyjamas.(but the book theif is similar and also good)

basically he pronounces fuerhrer as 'fury' and in the entire book the author only uses 'the fury' as a result...

Ah no. the reason for my name is a long and boring story so i won't tell it..............................................................................................................fine fine.
When i first joined the INTJ forum, i came to the registration page and saw in that little box (y'know the one with the numbers and letters that you have to type into another box for some reason) the letters F, R and Y so i came up with the name The Fury, a sort of nod towards the series Metal Gear Solid, in which all the enemies have names like 'The Pain'. There satisfied, i told you it was a long pointless story.

 

[Melkor]

That was short and to the point...


Thanks for sharing..have a jam tart.

 

[loveofreason]

I think The Fury is going to get along very well here...

 

[Melkor]

I think he's is going to getting on..... well....soon...

 

[loveofreason]

You know, I haven't a clue what is happening in this thread... it's great

That is such an INTJ avatar, Fury...

 

[Melkor]

blasphemy!!!!

 

[The Fury]

I think The Fury is going to get along very well here...

Wow thanks, i feel like I'm home *sniff sniff*. This is definitely a better greeting I got than over at the INTJ forum. Some guy threatened me with a baseball bat there. It could be because they're all a bit too stiff and i ended up insulting a lot of them.



That is such an INTJ avatar, Fury

I've always loved dogs which turned to a love of wolves when i first saw one attack a zookeeper.

 

[Melkor]

Goodlord?

You haven't been threatened yet?



-Grabs a cleaver-

Just how far south are you anyway?

-muses-

 

[Fukyo]

Welcome to the forum.

I see you've met the resident demon child...

 

[Melkor]

-Rams the clever into Fukyo's skull-


and this...

is the resident victim of the resident demon child.

 

[The Fury]

Welcome to the forum.

I see you've met the resident demon child...

I kinda like Morgoth, he reminds me of Kyle, one of the voices in my head. (He's the one who sings over and over:

Jesus loves me this i know,
for the bible tells me so.
Little ones to him belong,
They are weak but He is strong)

 

[Melkor]

Religion?


-laughs manically for some time-



Huhh...

love is lie..


-stabs the newcomer so as to better learn him this-

 

[Fukyo]

No,don't get me wrong...No one here dislikes Morgoth,he's the punching bag of the forum.

I personally love my bishi---oops...hehe...


*Pats Morgoth-kun on the head and ruffles his hair affectionately before kicking his sorry ass out of sight*

 

[Melkor]

-bites Fukyo's finger-


What did I say?



I must gte an avatar with me in it, to enforce this fact (I am unsightly) to Fukyo

 

[The Fury]

No,don't get me wrong...No one here dislikes Morgoth,he's the punching bag of the forum.

I personally love my bishi---oops...hehe...


*Pats Morgoth-kun on the head and ruffles his hair affectionately before kicking his sorry ass out of sight*

Hmm, i could use a good punching bag, I've got a lot of repressed anger at my father. Bastard, only bought me a Mercedes Benz for my sixteenth birthday when i told him i wanted a Porsche.

 

[Melkor]

-raises an eyebrow-



Hrm...quite....


Welll..

-slips outside-

 

[Anling]

Greetings. You seem to have settled in quick. Have fun with the punching bag.

 

[FF]

Hey, welcome, the Fury. Hope you enjoy it here.

I would totally come up with a more interesting welcome but my brain is fried.

Fuck you, Arizona, fuck yooooou D:

Have fun with the punching bag.

After all, I certainly do

 

[Melkor]

I think I have a certain resentment to being the punching bag...

But masochism squashes that resentment.

 

[The Fury]

I think I have a certain resentment to being the punching bag...

But masochism squashes that resentment.

That works out well for me since I'm a sadist.

Now where did i leave that spiked baseball bat?

 

[saffyangelis]

The tea was just a metaphor for the jam..

and the jam was just a metaphor for something sinister..

If this is a dig at the so-called 'monster cake' I shall hunt you down Melkor. Hunt you down and trap you in a room with your fello... I mean, some Bishies.

 

[Weliddryn]

Ah. You must be referring to the cake that was bleeding. It is not still in pain, is it?

 

[Melkor]

Pftt....

Bishies are resourceful, I'd make an almighty sword with their tears, a rope with their fine hair, and survive by eating their eyes.

Then when it's all complete, I'd wave them goodbye and climb free , slashing at random, before neglecting to leave the rope, and running off to hunt down and destroy you. saffy dearest...

 

[chocolate]

Uh...*chocky a bit concerned about the baseball bat*...hi Fury! I like your avatar, it makes me sad in a good way.

 

[The Fury]

With a name like chocolate i can imagine why you came to this thread. I'm afraid all the cake is gone though, Melkor ate it. Greedy bastard. And don't worry about the bat, I only use it on people who annoy me.

Hmm, your avatar says you love Paris...

*gets out the bat*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

A Sadist who likes wolves & seems unstable.
I like this one, *Hands Fury a chainsaw*
you were just lacking that mechanical element.

 

[The Fury]

-Takes the chainsaw and plows it through Cognisant's body.- Hmm damn robots, all that trouble and no meat at the end of it.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Little does the Fury realise that this is the chainsaw he's been handed:

You're not so dangerous now are ya! HA!

 

[sagewolf]

A Sadist who likes wolves & seems unstable.

Hmmm? Did you want me for something? *Casually lops IB's head off with a meat cleaver* No? Oh well.

Good to see another Gael here though. Enjoy the forum, Fury!

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Hmmm? Did you want me for something? *Casually lops IB's head off with a meat cleaver* No? Oh well.

Good to see another Gael here though. Enjoy the forum, Fury!

Perhaps it is lack of sleep that is causing a wee bit of double vision or the fact that my head is cut off (still not dead) but are you calling the Fury a gay eel?

 

[sagewolf]

Gael! Is duine as Éireann é!

(An Irish person, IB.) Now, what's 'gay eel' in Irish? I doubt I can ask my teacher that, though...

 

[Artifice Orisit]

...oh, all right *gives sagewolf a chainsaw*

@-IB
Is that real or CGI?

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

The chainsaw? It's someone's artwork. I didn't save a link but it came from a website of a woodworking artist.

 

[sagewolf]

It's really good, if it's actual wood. I couldn't dream of making that chain out of wood. ...Do you ever not have a picture ready to post up on the forum, in response to any situation, IB? Google images serves you well...

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

It's all a matter of knowing how to ask.

I don't know if it is a single solid piece of wood. I can't see any lines in the wood that looks like it's been glued together. I imagine it is possible with patience and persistence. Must be an S or something.

 

[sings2high]

It's all a matter of knowing how to ask.

I don't know if it is a single solid piece of wood. I can't see any lines in the wood that looks like it's been glued together. I imagine it is possible with patience and persistence. Must be an S or something.

The Welsh have made chains like that for centuries. The entire chain (usually joined to hang around the neck) is carved from one solid block of wood. It was the traditional and pretty much obligatory gift from a man to his fiancee or wife.

My mother calls me "a walking repository of potentially useful information." I'm suspecting it might be an INTP thing.

Do I need to bring a cake to post in this thread? If so, how about some old-fashioned gingerbread cake? On top, lemon curd or hard sauce, your choice. *borrows the chainsaw to slice the cake*

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

My mother calls me "a walking repository of potentially useful information." I'm suspecting it might be an INTP thing.

Huh, I've always been called a repository of useless information. You must get more positive support than I do

It's an INTP thing.

 

[The Fury]

Hmm, would this 'hard sauce' happen to be some type of whiskey. If yes then welcome, if not then run your ass outta here.

 

[sings2high]

I do get a lot of support...but it wasn't always that way. I was a rather difficult young woman, INTP can be a hard road to walk. But it's *amazing* how much smarter my parents got as I got past my 20's. I think Dad's an INFP and Mom's an INTP.

Fury, hard sauce is traditionally made with sugar, butter, brandy and rum. But whiskey is sometimes used: <http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1640,152190-252201,00.html>
*slides the pitcher over to the Irish wolf.*

 

[Parodyofme]

There's offers of cake all over this place!!!

And that "chainsaw" is just great.

 

[The Fury]

I do get a lot of support...but it wasn't always that way. I was a rather difficult young woman, INTP can be a hard road to walk. But it's *amazing* how much smarter my parents got as I got past my 20's. I think Dad's an INFP and Mom's an INTP.

Fury, hard sauce is traditionally made with sugar, butter, brandy and rum. But whiskey is sometimes used: <http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1640,152190-252201,00.html>
*slides the pitcher over to the Irish wolf.*

You should have tried being in my house when i was young. My mother's an ESFJ and my brother's an ESFP. My father was an INTJ, but he's J is very powerful so he tends to be dominating and a bit of a bully. So overall, i got little support or the wrong kind of support meant for an E not an I. My family often says they still don't understand me. No wonder i tend to kill homeless people to get rid of my anger issues.

Oh and the sauce tastes pretty good, could do without the butter and sugar though.

 

[owmyfetushurts]

my mum's an ESFJ as well. it's murder living with her. she asks me why there's so much dirt and stuff all over my room, and doesn't understand that i know where every single speck is on that floor of mine.