When you sit on a toilet

[Felan]

What do you do with your pants?

 

[Claverhouse]

Moved to The Oubliette

Where the prisoners have nothing better to do than debate such matters.



Claverhouse

Moderating Mode

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

What a fascinating topic!

You forgot to include 'covering your face while you inhale deeply through your nose'.

 

[Anthile]

How boring. I thought this thread was about what you do on toilet besides the obvious.

 

[Agent Intellect]

My own shitter? Pants off.
Public shitter? Ankles.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

How boring. I thought this thread was about what you do on toilet besides the obvious.

As you ought to know, it can quite easily turn into one.

I read of course. I have a bathroom book, a lounging in bed book and a read in my favorite chair book. Never are they to be interchanged. It took me over 6 months to read Crime and Punishment as it was a bathroom book, I now tend to save history encyclopedia types for that purpose

 

[SEPKA]

This thread is gender-biased!
WE DEMAND EQUALITY FOR WOMAN!!!

 

[Anthile]

As you ought to know, it can quite easily turn into one.

I read of course. I have a bathroom book, a lounging in bed book and a read in my favorite chair book. Never are they to be interchanged. It took me over 6 months to read Crime and Punishment as it was a bathroom book, I now tend to save history encyclopedia types for that purpose

Me too! I have a bathroom book (currently one about symbolism and the interference of Eastern and Western archetypes) and a bed book (currently none).

 

[Felan]

This thread is gender-biased!
WE DEMAND EQUALITY FOR WOMAN!!!

Do you mean that it is gender-biased because only pants were in the options?

 

[SEPKA]

Do you mean that it is gender-biased because only pants were in the options?

No it is gender-biased because skirt was not in the options.

 

[preilemus]

No it is gender-biased because skirt was not in the options.

^ im not sure whether to laugh or facepalm...

and it's ankles for me. though I sometime go only to the knees for no apparent reason.

 

[Felan]

No it is gender-biased because skirt was not in the options.

Hah! My set by exclusion is bigger than your set by inclusion!

 

[bananaphallus]

I get completely naked (if at home, of course), otherwise I start to feel hemmed-in and encumbered about midway through pooing.

 

[NoID10ts]

I don't sit on the toilet, I hang above it using gymnastic rings and I swing around while listening to the "the Ride of the Valkeries" and I have myself a little bombing campaign.

It's great fun, but a little messy.

 

[Felan]

I don't sit on the toilet, I hang above it using gymnastic rings and I swing around while listening to the "the Ride of the Valkeries" and I have myself a little bombing campaign.

It's great fun, but a little messy.

LMAO

 

[Ombat]

How did I miss this?

I hate wearing long scarves when I have to go to the bathroom...

This thread is gender-biased!
WE DEMAND EQUALITY FOR WOMAN!!!

That's right!! Personally, I pull my dress up to juuuuust above my belly button.

^True story.

 

[Schneizel]

I:

(1) Don't use any toilet other than my own, in my own home.
(2) Don't wear clothes at home.

So pants and toilets are completely unrelated to one another even tangentially.

 

[Toad]

Around your knees? Wierdos...

 

[Darby]

Around your knees? Wierdos...

for me it is not necessarily intentional, it's more like what preilemus said, I don't really try one way or the other, and often times it just goes to the knees

 

[Wish]

Definitely at the ankles. Gotta feel free at all times!

 

[Toad]

Do you guys talk to yourselves while making poop?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Ankles, because even my shorts are the cargo-pants variety that require a belt, so it would be kinda weird trying to balance an unbuckled belt on my lap.

I also take my shirt off, because it's 30*C in the shade here and it's not even summer yet; by about Christmas walking around half naked is considered formal attire.

 

[NoID10ts]

I don't always sit on a toilet (or hang above it). Being the busy "go getter" that I am, I cut the seat out of all my pants so that I can shit on the go. I'm like one of those Clydedales you see in the city parades that just let it fly right there on the street. It's okay though, my house boy, Spanky, follows me around with a shovel and a paper sack.


:icon_pferdehaufen:

EDIT: I don't talk to myself though, that's just weird (looking at you Toad).

 

[Melkor]

Hahahahahaaa...

I don't use toilets, I have this great big dark throne thing that connects with an otherworldly void, I don't even have to remove my clothes!


It's much too risky anyway, with all the frisky folk about.

*evil eyes*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

You're the one that's been defiling my lovely void!

*reconfigures throne*

Just try doing it again, see where it gets you.

 

[Melkor]

Hey!


Don't touch the throne you bastard!

That thing has many uses!

*Melkor summons the Nazgul to eat Cognisants flesh*

Now.


Lets see..

*Melkor drops a hand grenade down the throne*


*waits*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Nazgul blows up*

Um yeah, I planned that.
(clearly didn't)

 

[Melkor]

Aw shit.

Now I gotta wait on them to respawn.

*sighs*


*Grabs Cognisant by the hair and drags him to the top of Minas morgul*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*detaches head module*

*runs off*

 

[Melkor]

*watches in surprise as Cog collides with the wall and falls down all seven thousand five hundred and fifty of the spiked steps*

Ah...

*looks down at Cogs head*


Guess I'll have to think of something to do with this....

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*smiles, showing many sharp teeth*

 

[Melkor]

Uhm...
oh...That screws the first idea....hm....

Can you speak any foreign languages?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Hi, Omae kusokurae!

 

[NoID10ts]

Shit!

^ For once that's a contextually appropriate post.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

You have no idea

 

[JUN]

Do you guys talk to yourselves while making poop?

Why yes !

 

[NoID10ts]

Do you guys talk to the poop?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Misdirected maternal instincts?

...so wrong.

 

[JUN]

Tsc, no, we don't talk to the poop. At least I don't.

 

[NoID10ts]

I don't either.

But sometimes it talks to me.

 

[Felan]

The poop talks to me though.

 

[Schneizel]

*Melkor summons the Nazgul to eat Cognisants flesh*

Morgoth predates the Nazgul. No?

 

[asdfasdfasdfsdf]

pants around the knees? umm... WTF?!?!?!?!?

 

[Felan]

pants around the knees? umm... WTF?!?!?!?!?

I'm a pants around the knees type. For me its about how disgusting the floor is in front of toilets. Even if it is sparkley clean, the idea of my pants resting on the floor makes me shudder.

 

[Wish]

I'm a pants around the knees type. For me its about how disgusting the floor is in front of toilets. Even if it is sparkley clean, the idea of my pants resting on the floor makes me shudder.

But think about everything else your pants would touch through the course of the day, that other people's pants would touch many of the same things, and that many of them do not have the same pooping etiquette as yourself.

 

[NoID10ts]

I hadn't thought of that! Well the answer is clear, then.

No more pants for me.

:icon_pferdehaufen:

 

[Wish]

Why stop there?

 

[lightspeed]

Pants around knees are risky business...especially if your pee gets out of control. I used to get completely naked like bananaphallus said. I think using public toilets broke me of the habit. Could you imagine throwing your clothes over the stall and getting completely naked, just to take a dump in a public bathroom?

 

[Irishpenguin]

I have to be completely in the nude in order to take a dump.....no exceptions. So it kinda sucks when I have to go in a public bathroom, which I only do when it's feels like I'm literally about to take a diarrhea deuce in my pants....I hate that feeling.

I talk to myself just about every single time I go and I think my poop might have talked to me once....hmmm.....or maybe twice.......

 

[echoplex]

I am surprised and disappointed that you Luddites have yet to embrace fecal teleportation. Not only is it more convenient than using toilets, it also saves all that water you waste when you flush your stupid turds.

However, I'll admit that a few times it has malfunctioned and teleported my pants in the process. Talk about embarrassing...