The Brutally Honest Test

[The Fury]

MBTI test but with a bit of a twist.

Criminal- ISTP

20% Extraversion, 27% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 40% Judging


Rules? Hah! Who needs rules? They merely prevent you from doing your own thing, right? Down with the MAN! Wow. I wasn't aware that you had access to OKCupid! in prison. And if you're not behind bars, all signs say you're well on your way there in the near future.


You love taking risks. You love the adrenaline rush of extreme sports. You love taking action. Generally, anything that's idiotic, you're in. Wanna light yourself on fire and dive from a 500 metre high cliff into shark-infested waters? I'll write your name down.


However, you do need a lot of alone time because that's when you can finally sort things out in your mind most clearly.


If it wasn't for your analytical and logical skills, I'd vouch that you didn't have a brain at all. The fact that you do have a brain merely means that the likelihood of you being a criminal has just gone up.


Thankfully, you're most probably a good athlete, which will help when running away from the police. If not, prison doesn't seem too far away from you at all.


Just please... stay far away from me.

 

[Anthile]

Link?

 

[Claverhouse]

A link would add that extra special cachet to your thread.


Claverhouse

 

[The Fury]

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3076838567116464195

A ha ha. Whoops.

 

[Anthile]

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...
Crackpot - INTJ

13% Extraversion, 100% Intuition, 57% Thinking, 53% Judging
People hate you.

Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.

I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.

That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.

Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.

How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange.

 

[Claverhouse]

Sadly, it appears that I am one of the 'cousins', as we in the intp-trade call our blunter wannabe-intps...


CRACKPOT --- INTJ

17% Extraversion, 57% Intuition, 80% Thinking, 53% Judging



Lies ! Lies, I tell you ! Me luvs evvybody !



Claverhouse

 

[Cegorach]

Crackpot - INTJ
7% Extraversion, 87% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 60% Judging

People hate you.
Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.

I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.

That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.

Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.

How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange.


(I'm not actually an INTJ as far as I know, I just get the result a lot...)

 

[bananaphallus]

Loser- INTP

33% Extraversion, 93% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 47% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you...

Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.

Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.

On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.

I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

 

[Fukyo]

*raises eyebrow*

 

[GarmGarf]

This is the same test as the one mentioned in this thread.


Edit:

*raises eyebrow*

Oh wait, you beat me to it.

 

[Cegorach]

*raises eyebrow*

*sigh*

Mods be damned...
Naturally I blame it on Claverhouse and Anthile for not noticing.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Loser- INTP

7% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 27% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you... Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.
Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.
On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.
I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

Edit:

This is the same test as the one mentioned in this thread

Ah well, I didn't take the test that time. Sometimes I need to be pushed into things

 

[Anthile]

*sigh*

Mods be damned...
Naturally I blame it on Claverhouse and Anthile for not noticing.

I lol'd. --> :smiley_emoticons_mr

 

[nemo]

Was there a link in that thread?

Anyhow, this is what I got... I guess it is pretty accurate. But I'm not as much of a goody-goody as this description implies. I'm also a bit confused as to why it...ohh, I get it now. Right. *smacks self*

Pollyanna- INFP

13% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 13% Thinking, 27% Judging
So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen.
Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.
Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.
Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.
You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.
Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else!
Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.

 

[Cassandra]

Loser- INTP

20% Extraversion, 93% Intuition, 100% Thinking, 33% Judging

Spoiler

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you... Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.
Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.
On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.
I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

 

[twiztid]

Loser- INTP

20% Extraversion, 87% Intuition, 93% Thinking, 27% Judging

 

[Nicholas A. A. E.]

Heck yes.

Loser- INTP

27% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 80% Thinking, 47% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you... Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.
Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.
On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.
I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

'you can blame it on your personality type now"
Yeah, pretty much.

 

[nickgray]

Loser- INTP

7% Extraversion, 93% Intuition, 93% Thinking, 33% Judging


as I expected

 

[Agent Intellect]

Loser- INTP

13% Extraversion, 93% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 13% Judging


Edit: I found this test amusing, as well.

The Suicide Girl

62% Sexy-Cute, 34% Dark-Light, 18% Artsy-Stylish

 

[Ashenstar]

Loser INTP for me

 

[Sparrow]

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...
Loser- INTP
13% Extraversion, 87% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 20% Judging

 

[Ashenstar]

So I had forgotten that I had taken this test. My memory is selectively horrible and the test didn't even seem familiar as I was taking it. lol

Then I scrolled down to post my result and noticed.. oh... I've already taken this test.. and I've posted my result.

Well.. lemme say again.. I got loser INTP.

 

[ckm]

Pathetic Pollyanna INFP for me.
7% Extraversion, 100% Intuition, 47% Thinking, 13% Judging.

 

[RubberDucky451]

Loser- INTP

I'm now contemplating if I have just memorized the INTP-like answers and I'm just spouting them off because of habit.

Naw, just the thought of that probably confirms it.

 

[bluesquid]

Loser- INTP

40% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 47% Judging

thats what you call a guy working towards

XXTX

 

[ashitaria]

Loser- INTP

27% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 33% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you... Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.
Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.
On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.
I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?








XDXDXD



But he was wrong about one thing though. I talk alot.

 

[Words]

Loser- INTP

13% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 33% Judging


seems accurate enough...

 

[The Frood]

Loser- INTP

13% Extraversion, 87% Intuition, 93% Thinking, 27% Judging

"The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you... "
It has actually, but do you think i care about small talk?

"Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly."
lol, i was thinking that...

Seemed like the normal internet test with a few words changed and a caustic profiler.
pretty accurate though, similar scores to almost every other MBTI I've taken

 

[Nocturna]

Loser- INTP
47% Extraversion, 57% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 13% Judging

Not sure about where that 43% extraversion came from, must be in a particularly good day! Everything else makes sense.

 

[Words]

wonder what type wrote these "honesties".

 

[SpiralHacker]

Prick - ENTP
67% Extraversion, 93% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 7% Judging

People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me. What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.

Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?

While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.

Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.

 

[Itchy Feet]

"Prick"

60% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 67% Thinking, 47% Judging

 

[Vatroslav]

Loser- INTP

33% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 27% Judging

 

[Vatroslav]

Loser- INTP

33% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 27% Judging

 

[pjoa09]

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...
Loser- INTP

20% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 87% Thinking, 7% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you... Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.
Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.
On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up.
I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?




gotta work on my judging... 7%. sigh well now i know i am at the right place. that was as honest as it could ever get.

 

[citrusbreath95]

Loser- INTP... ha ha ha. My friend will get a crack out of that one.

 

[Malt]

Loser - INTP
13% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 93% Thinking, 40% Judging

 

[lightspeed]

Prick- ENTP

53% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 33% Judging
People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me.

What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.

Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?

While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.

Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.


I really loved the results. I am VERY extraverted when on opiates! Perfect!

#
49
Is it easy for you to make decisions?

Yes

No

I was thinking, on this question: "Hmmm, I'm not sure!"

 

[Stoic Beverage]

Loser- INTP

13% Extraversion, 100% Intuition, 100% Thinking, 47% Judging

 

[Architect]

Loser- INTP
13% Extraversion, 87% Intuition, 80% Thinking, 27% Judging

Pretty good, a problem with tests is you know what they're trying to ask, harder to do with many of the questions on this one.

 

[GYX_Kid]

the one for criminal seems more flattering

 

[Dr. Manhattan]

Loser-INTP

 

[Jesse]

Pollyanna- INFP

Alright take away my INTP badge.

 

[crippli]

Loser- INTP

27% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 80% Thinking, 47% Judging

--
Loser is accurate.

~close call on the J.

 

[pjoa09]

Loser- INTP

I'm now contemplating if I have just memorized the INTP-like answers and I'm just spouting them off because of habit.

Naw, just the thought of that probably confirms it.

HA! FUCK. I Keep On Banging at it!!!

Am I just answering everything like I did the first time and now all I can achieve is INTP??

Because I always sit so close to that N/S level.

 

[tikru]

Freak- INFJ

13% Extraversion, 100% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 87% Judging

Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind... In fact, I do believe that that's one of the definitions for the word "FREAK." Freak's not such a bad word to describe you actually.
You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn't scream "Freak!" I don't know what does. No-one actually knows the REAL you, do they?
You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development.
You've probably even been called a "psychic" before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and "read" people without quite knowing how you do it. Don't fret. You're not actually psychic. That would make you special and you'll never accomplish that.
You're also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don't take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type and that's not necessarily a good thing.

 

[Yet]

Loser- INTP

13% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 93% Thinking, 27% Judging

 

[notrightnow]

Loser- INTP

7% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 93% Thinking, 27% Judging

Yet it seems you're my slightly more outgoing twin.

 

[Yet]

yep!
nearly twice as outgoing !

 

[Blue Dream]

Don't mind me, just listing another INTP result...

Loser- INTP
20% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 27% Judging

I actually liked this test. Since my Thinking score was only 60% (much lower than most other INTPs here), I decided to go read an INFP description (http://www.personalitypage.com/INFP.html) and found that I can identify with about half of the traits listed. However, I found I lost connection with the description when it stated that; INFPs do not like to deal with hard facts and logic, INFPs have very high standards and are perfectionists, In group situations, they may have a "control" problem, The INFP needs to work on balancing their high ideals with the requirements of every day living, and They may be awkard and uncomfortable with expressing themselves verbally, but have a wonderful ability to define and express what they're feeling on paper. For the last item, it is actually the opposite. It is a lot more fluid/natural for me to speak my thoughts. Actually writing them down is a meticulous process, because my INTP side has me constantly going back reading and editing what I've written. I can still fully explain myself on paper, it just takes some time.

I'm speculating that I'm an INTP with a more developed F, but still most dominantly an INTP.

Thanks for the test, OP :P