I am bringing this thread up to tell what happened this morning.
I was walking the 20 min to work and talking to myself for about 15 minutes of the walk. I have made a habit of looking behind me before I start really jabbering so that I can see if anyone is behind me.
The sidewalk was clear for as far as I could see.
So I started engaging in a conversation about.. gods.. I don't even remember what. Probably a whole bunch of stuff. I was talking out loud .... rather audibly as if there was a second person next to me. To make matters worse I was pretending to talk to someone I know.
Then, as I was walking along chatting, a guy walked up beside me and continued walking in front of me. Luckily he didn't acknowledge my presence which helped spare me some embarrassment.
I was trying to convince myself that he didn't think I was a weirdo and that I just sounded as if I was on a cell phone.
So, in my pitiful attempt to not be crazy I tried to start making it sound as though I was on a cell. I mean, if I just stopped talking... it would be obvious I had been caught talking to myself like a looney. So I said things like "mmmmhmm. yeah" and waited a pause here and there to try and make it more convincing. Then I realized that..... one hand was holding my umbrella and the other was out in the open clutching my lunch bag and it was obvious I was not holding a cell.
*sigh*