Silence is Golden

[loveofreason]

*stands in silent appreciation of all the colourful pictures*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Cognisant slides past on his socks* *silently*

 

[Death]

*Death stays silent watching everything.*

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

HI ALL!

Inappropriate Behavior once again earns his name!

 

[Decaf]

HI ALL!

Inappropriate Behavior once again earns his name!

HI BACK!!!

Decaf proves once again that he will take a joke a step further every time until no one's laughing.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Cognisant slides into Decaf and then IB, resulting in a tangled INTP heap on the floor*

 

[NoID10ts]

*Cognisant slides into Decaf and then IB, resulting in a tangled INTP heap on the floor*

Break it up guys. Everyone is getting the wrong idea!

 

[NoID10ts]

I'm going to sleep now. Good night, dear friends.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Starts drawing on NoID10ts with a permenant felt-tip pen*

 

[Melkor]

.............

I have nothing to say.....

 

[NoID10ts]

Dammit Cog! This shit is hard to get off!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

um...duh,

 

[Melkor]

-puts some lipstick on Noidiots face-

 

[loveofreason]

*notes the colour goes poorly with NoID10ts skin tone and scowls at Melkor for his poor aesthetic taste*

*notices the pink dress*

*smiles*

*scribbles a note*

Nice ankles Melkor .

 

[NoID10ts]

*jumps up and kisses Cog, lor, and Melkor on the mouth (no tongues)

Now were all wearing the same shade!

But I'm keeping the dress. It brings out my eyes.

Oh. And my ankles have always been my best feature. Thank you.

 

[Agent Intellect]

my enormous INTPness is my best feature.

 

[Melkor]

Dman...no tongues?


Wait?

In what order did you kiss us?


because that woudl decides who has what terrible disease.




Will it be the illusive Coginitis, the maddening Loradaemia or the very deadly Melkorsis!!!

 

[loveofreason]

[telepathy]Well, NoID10ts has contracted all three.

Is that maddening as in causing anger or as in causing insanity?

I'd much rather be driving yourself and NoID10ts insane at this very moment.[/telepathy]

'cause this thread is SILENT!!!

 

[Kuu]

*listens to the mind numbing humming of computers as he waits for his renders to finish*

 

[Melkor]

[telepathy]Well, NoID10ts has contracted all three.

Is that maddening as in causing anger or as in causing insanity?

I'd much rather be driving yourself and NoID10ts insane at this very moment.[/telepathy]

'cause this thread is SILENT!!!

It's a disease that slowly drives you insane because you keep seeing butterflies under your eyelids and you imagine that everyone around you is dressed in fluffly pink garments.....

 

[NoID10ts]

>

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>

 

[Melkor]

Right....
Either your indecency has finally gotten to me, or thats something suggestive....

 

[NoID10ts]

* Whispers to Melkor *

It's like an ink blot test. What you see depends on your state of mind. Get your mind out of the gutter. There isn't room for all of us.

 

[bdubs]

To be fair I first thought of chemical bonding when I saw that. Then, almost immediatly my mind went into the "gutter".

 

[NoID10ts]

Well, context is everything, and anyone familiar with me on this forum, will probably assume the worst. I just realized that if you look at the display as a whole it is rather INTPness shaped. I didn't even intend that one, it was purely subconcious. I'm a little worried about myself now.

 

[loveofreason]

/the silence thread is above all innuendo. All thoughts here are pure. And serene./

*castrates the meditating NoID10ts with a rusty tin can*
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[Agent Intellect]

i see a rocket ship. whats everyone else seeing?

 

[EloquentBohemian]

/the silence thread is above all innuendo. All thoughts here are pure. And serene./

*silently meditating on estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow*

...aaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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[NoID10ts]

i see a rocket ship. whats everyone else seeing?

That's because you are pure of heart and mind. Now shut the hell up so I can stop all this bleeding and meditate.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

i see a rocket ship. whats everyone else seeing?

Hmmm... definitely unprintable

...and probably get the forum banned from the internet.

 

[Gorgrim]

i see a ninja turret

 

[Melkor]

I see .....blood....

is that normal?

 

[loveofreason]

*whispers* That would be due to the cuts delivered upon your brow by our faster-than-light-SILENCE!-enforcing-ninja.

Next time it's your tongue!

Repose everyone... return to equanimous repose.

 

[Auburn]

*wakes up...* *silence*

*goes outside for a peaceful walk in the cold winter morning...* *silence*

*walks, walks, walks* *still silent*

*looks up at the clouds, about to release their chilling showers* *thoughtful*

*walks, walks, walks* *thundering begins*

*walks faster* *looks for shelter*

*freezing rain begins to fall*

*runs into a nearby neighborhood and hides under the entrance of a house*

*looks at the rain...* *thoughtful*

*notices a sign on the front lawn*

"Silence is Golden"
A place of Refuge
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*knocks, knocks, knocks*

*hostess silently walks him in and sits him down near a fire place*

*hands him a cup of hot chocolate milk*

*sip, sip, sip*

 

[Melkor]

-curses at, and generally disrespects Lor through sound langague-

 

[loveofreason]

You wouldn't mean sign language by any chance?

 

[Dissident]

*Makes a huge effort to laugh silently*

 

[Melkor]

Nope, I meant sound langaue....figure it out dear....



Meepp--meppp bleep squash...

 

[loveofreason]

*silently thanks Dissident and Auburn for appreciating the sanctity of this place*

*kicks Melkor on her way out*

 

[NoID10ts]

Melkor ---------> <--------- NoID10ts

lor -------------->

 

[Melkor]

Ohh my...thats a big weapon.....


-procedes to laugh himself silly-

 

[loveofreason]

*checks the guidelines for firearms in the sanctuary*

Hmmmm.... NoID10ts... did you use a silencer?


*Regards the giggling mess prostrate on the floor* Oh my. I think he's beyond help.

*Carefully picks Melkor up - he's kind of light - and places him on the central altar. An altar dedicated to a large invisible dragonfly. Presses the "Consume in Flames" button.*

There, much tidier.

*Wearing a little smile, lor collects the ashes for her own undisclosed purposes*

Where were we?

 

[NoID10ts]

* NoID10ts comes down from a sugar high and gets all moody and introspective *

 

[Melkor]

Of course I'm light!

Melkor descends from above in a holy motion, his hair glittering in the light, so that lor is obliged to admire it.
Noddy is praying on the floor, although at this moment we are unsure why.

On seeing this, Melkor pulls a ruddy great sword from nowhere and impales Noddy in the spot, before smirkign to himself and running off, leaving Lor to weep.

 

[NoID10ts]

**Whispers**

That should take care of Melkor. Next one who makes a peep gets it!

 

[Jesin]

NoID10ts, using two guns only works on TV.

 

[NoID10ts]

NoID10ts, using two guns only works on TV.

That was based on my life story. Now be quiet or I'll prove to you that I can shoot with both hands.

 

[Melkor]

-Melkor slowly rises, and after he's removed the knife from his skull, he procedes to stab both Noddy and Jesin repeatedly, until only several little blobs of flesh remain-

 

[NoID10ts]

 

[loveofreason]