Proxy wants him a woman.

[ProxyAmenRa]

As the title states.

 

[Auburn]

porque?

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

porque?

I don't like your attitude.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Proxy wants a woman, but implies he has a woman? Are we supposed to know who this phoenix is? Are congratulations or sympathies appropriate here?

and why should I care?

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

Proxy wants a woman, but implies he has a woman? Are we supposed to know who this phoenix is? Are congratulations or sympathies appropriate here?

and why should I care?

Well, Phoenix is crying somewhere. Most likely because I kidnapped her and all. This is quite romantic.

 

[PhoenixofVindemiatrix]

I am here now! Help me someone! Proxy is about to take away my comput--

 

[Kuu]

Well I always did like the sound of 'Vermont'... I guess

 

[Peeps999]

Middle Earth is the way to go. Your INTPness should be safe if you stay in the Dead Marshes. All you need is internet, pancake mix, and Yu-gi-oh cards. Unfortunately You ain't got no pancake mix.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

internet romance?

 

[Melllvar]

This thread makes me want to go spelunking with an intelligent and attractive female.

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

internet romance?

The internet may say no but her running away from me says 'yes'.

 

[Jordan~]

I'm confused; do you want a woman or have one? Write that bitch a treatise. Bitches love treatises.

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

I'm confused; do you want a woman or have one? Write that bitch a treatise. Bitches love treatises.

I totally agree. It shall be titled 'Why I am so Great'.

 

[Jah]

Middle earth.

You can just walk into Mordor.

 

[Jesse]

Here I written that treatise.

I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!
Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. Could you please be quiet?
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet!

WTF is a treatise?

 

[Jordan~]

WTF is a treatise?

"A formal, usually lengthy, systematic discourse on some subject."

 

[Jesse]

I was joking. I know of the existence of google if I already didn't know the word.

 

[Bird]

I think you guys should die.

That would really be romantic.


Some true Romeo and Juliet bullshit.
What say you?

 

[Bird]

Proxy wants a woman, but implies he has a woman? Are we supposed to know who this phoenix is? Are congratulations or sympathies appropriate here?

and why should I care?

PhoenixofVindemiatrix has a mega thing for our friend
Proxy and wishes to be romantically involved with him.


He's planning for their honeymoon, satiating her desire to
feel him biblically.

What a kind soul he is, no?

 

[SpaceYeti]

As the title states.

Women are nothing but trouble.










And sex.

 

[Bird]

Women are nothing but trouble.










And sex.

I suppose to males bad sex is better than no sex.

 

[Jesse]

I like where this thread is heading

 

[Jordan~]

I voted for the damp cave in Vermont because I always imaged Proxy as one of those curly-moustached villains from 1880s stage plays, so he'd look really out of place in Middle Earth.

 

[SpaceYeti]

I suppose to males bad sex is better than no sex.

Maybe most, sure. Not me, though. Though, perhaps in my youth. Then, it also took me a long time to figure out the differences between the two things.

 

[Bird]

/me is disgusted & amused

Maybe most, sure. Not me, though. Though, perhaps in my youth. Then, it also took me a long time to figure out the differences between the two things.

You must have had a lot of bad sex before good
sex then if you couldn't differentiate between
the two.

 

[Puffy]

Maybe most, sure. Not me, though. Though, perhaps in my youth. Then, it also took me a long time to figure out the differences between the two things.

What, between a penis and a vagina?

 

[SpaceYeti]

What, between a penis and a vagina?

The things that make sex good and the things that do not, or do the opposite. Being as how there's no objective sexual taste, I had to figure out what I did and did not like all on my own. Well... not really on my own, but you know what I mean.

 

[SpaceYeti]

/me is disgusted & amused

You must have had a lot of bad sex before good
sex then if you couldn't differentiate between
the two.

No, I simply have peculiar tastes, and when I was young and inexperienced, so were the girls I was with. I mean, putting a penis in a vagina and thrusting is fun, but it's not fulfilling. I liken vanilla, vaginal sex to masturbating, except, when it comes right down to it, my hand is more proficient than any vagina I've ever found. However, there are additions/alterations to standard sex which do make it fulfilling, and figuring out what that was took time and experience.

 

[Latro]

This thread makes me want to go spelunking with an intelligent and attractive female.

In how many senses of the word "spelunking"?

 

[PhoenixofVindemiatrix]

PhoenixofVindemiatrix has a mega thing for our friend
Proxy and wishes to be romantically involved with him.


He's planning for their honeymoon, satiating her desire to
feel him biblically.

What a kind soul he is, no?

Rest assured that if the feeling weren't reciprocal, he would not have kidnapped me in the first place.

Now, he is demanding I leave again. Goodbye, everyone.

 

[PhoenixofVindemiatrix]

I think you guys should die.

That would really be romantic.


Some true Romeo and Juliet bullshit.
What say you?

Like this?

‪Clint Mansell - Death is the Road to Awe.‬‏ - YouTube

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

Women are nothing but trouble.










And sex.

I know! They need to be fed, kept in a cage. It's hard work.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Middle earth.

You can just walk into Mordor.

One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are gaurded by more than just orcs. There is evil there, that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland riddled with fire and ash and dust. The very air is a poisonous fume. Not with 10,000 men could you do this. It is folly.

 

[Lostwitheal]

Jimmy Castor Bunch - Troglodyte

 

[BigApplePi]

How crass. If it's TRUE LOVE, why dwell on a penis/vagina/clitorous?

 

[BigApplePi]

You see. It's just a matter of making the right choice, knowing what to do and where to go.

 

[dark]

I suppose to males bad sex is better than no sex.

I have to agree with SpaceYeti in all his responses to this.

 

[^_\\]

"Proxy wants him a woman."

I just want you to know that hovering over the thread title in the main forum and seeing that "As the title states." was, (I presumed) the entire content of the OP just made me so happy and has cheered me up significantly.