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Ok but I also don't see QT 'lying' about anything either, so...what the fuck.

Cmon mum and dad. :p
 

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Why don't you account for your lies, before you ask anything of me.
You scum.

I will make a deal with you. Answer the post that I directed to you earlier and point out the lies that I have made and I will take my vote off of you.
 

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Ok but I also don't see QT 'lying' about anything either, so...what the fuck.

Cmon mum and dad. :p

He lied about me being a liar.
 

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Is voting compulsory? I don't like voting.
 

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I get it. You're scum.

You are out of your mind Sinny.

you have to back up your reads with substantial evidence, you Scum reads especially. I even made a quote in this game saying that. If you cannot convince other people that you are right and I am wrong, your read on me, which is wrong, does absolutely nothing!

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I am going to impart on you my experience. Don't take this lightly, because I don't often link my Wiki. I have maybe linked my Wiki once on a site that is not MS, just so you know. Even if you don't read through my games I want you to at least read through the part where I detail how I get reads, but more importantly, what to do with those reads once you get them in that section.

http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=LicketyQuickety
 

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You are out of your mind Sinny.

you have to back up your reads with substantial evidence, you Scum reads especially. I even made a quote in this game saying that. If you cannot convince other people that you are right and I am wrong, your read on me, which is wrong, does absolutely nothing!

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I am going to impart on you my experience. Don't take this lightly, because I don't often link my Wiki. I have maybe linked my Wiki once on a site that is not MS, just so you know. Even if you don't read through my games I want you to at least read through the part where I detail how I get reads, but more importantly, what to do with those reads once you get them in that section.

http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=LicketyQuickety


Stop trying to pull the mentor card. You asked me a question, I answered it.

Yawn.

Cheese I don't think it's compulsory, but the current vote count hangs me.

.. And that will be a hit to Town, so the balls in your court at present, until anyone else makes an appearance.
 

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Stop trying to pull the mentor card. You asked me a question, I answered it.

Yawn.

Cheese I don't think it's compulsory, but the current vote count hangs me.

.. And that will be a hit to Town, so the balls in your court at present, until anyone else makes an appearance.

Typical.
 

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I'm playing 7 games of mafia right now and this particular game started around midnight when I had to get up early to go help my cousins renovate. Don't be dissing my acitivity levels yo.

What sort of looser plays 7 games at once?

Oh I know.
 

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Cheese.


Yellow and Cheesypuffs are sleeping. Spacelog is absent.

If you don't vote RB, you will have succeeded in lynching town today.

Round of applause for the brilliant Town performance, once again folks!
 

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"I can't take the suspense any more", said Spaceblog to Sinny.

"I... I can't make these calls. I'm sorry, I have to g-

Before Sinny's eyes, Spaceblog exploded into a cloud of pink mist, full of glitter and rainbows.

As the mist cleared and the glitter came to rest, Sinny noticed a newcomer in Spaceblog's stead.

"Hi", said smithcommajohn. "I need your clothes and your motorcy-

"Shut the fuck up", said Sinny.


Smithcommajohn has replaced Spaceblog

(everyone is offline, so w/e etc.)
 

Artsu Tharaz

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but wait a second... if Smithcommajohn replaced Spaceblog, then....


WHO WAS PHONE??!!!!!1147

plz delete this post i am not even playing
 

Artsu Tharaz

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VOTE ARTSU THARAZ x24

Artsu Tharaz has been lynched

Artsu Tharaz was...

Town Zoo Keeper.

All animals is now let loose, God please help this city these people are in need of Jesus Christ, Amen, Rock rock on dats gangsta amen.
 

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Artsu meets an untimely end as he chokes to death on a fully engorged (and rather sizeable) werewolf dick.

His fate was not entirely undeserved.
 

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Is the game still open?
 

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Alright, this is my first time playing such a game, so my methods will likely suck, deal with it.

Firstly, our little town is fucked.

I'm a townie, if you believe me. RedBaron and QT talk a lot, which makes me suspicious. Sinny seems less suspicious even though she talks a lot. I think lynching her today would be a mistake. Yellow, Cheese, and Cheeseumpuffs seem more or less legit to me. Helvete and Minuend I have no read at all.
 

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What's the vote count?

Cheese, if you're around, please vote a player or vote No Lynch.
 

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NOOOOOOOO Yellow, run while you still can or you too will choke on the werewolf dick!!!

:eek:

:captain:
 

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Unvote

I don't think its enough. I got caught on a detail without looking at the bigger picture.
 

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The timer seems to be saying we still have an hour, but that'd take us to 25 hours. I can only assume that someone (>_>) fucked up on the timer setup.

I'm happy to honour the additional hour, if it helps.
 

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I'm really uneasy about QT now. John, who looks the worst to you?
 

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TEMP BAN ARTSU UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER?!
 

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I'm really uneasy about QT now. John, who looks the worst to you?
QT probably, but I'm not willing to vote on that.

No Vote
 

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Do you wish for me to honour the additional hour? If not, you have three minutes.

At present, both RB and Sinny are on two votes. AKA no lynch due to tie.
 

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We're backing out of the vote now?

Well, I don't have experience, so I don't know whether a no lynch is better than a lynch here. I'm not 100% confident in my vote, I picked sinny as well because she is one of the few people that seems scum to me. But if we're not voting

/unvote
 

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/No Lynch

End this.
 

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oh wait, we want a tie

/vote sinny

this got messy fast

throw on no lynch votes if you want to be sure of no lynch
 

smithcommajohn

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/vote No Lynch
 

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** Please do not Post **

Votes are being counted, and your host is making a much deserved brew.

Night actions to me, please!
 

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Regular vote counts are paramount in this game. One of the other major problems I have with this game along with the fact that the game is 6:3 and not nightless.
 

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Well, this is my first time hosting. I didn't expect it to be perfect. Just try to have fun :)
 

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Wtf, the timer was wrong? :mad: I thought I had more time to come back and vote - did not see answers about whether voting was necessary or whatever in time. Was working as I said I was. ffs, hope we land on no-lynch, that's what I preferred anyway. I don't like voting on so little info when it's so close.

Won't post any more. Just thought I should explain to the group. Did not see timer issue coming.

(no worries though Pmj, I know you're crazy busy and it's your first time etc)
 

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Hand on heart, I don't understand how the timer fucked up. I distinctly recall setting it for around 2:40pm. At some point, it seems to have gained an hour.

Apologies to all for the fuck up.
 

smithcommajohn

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There's a timer we can see? I'm confused.
 

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Whilst the game thread is closed, please feel free to use other means of communication.

Just FYI BTW ROTFLLMAO etc.
 

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Yellow retired to her room for the night, exhausted after a long day of unsuccessful demon hunting. She climbed into bed and fell asleep the second her head hit the pillow.

...

A piercing howl caused her to sit bolt upright in bed. Was that a dream, or something more sinister?

Lighting the candle bedside her bed with her laser-vision, she quickly realised that it was the latter. As a faint orange light flooded her room, she saw three hulking wolf-like creatures surrounding her bed, their dark, ungodly eyes glinting in the candlelight, all fixated on her.

“NOT A CHANCE!” she screamed. “IT’S MORPHIN’ TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS!”

From her sitting position she inexplicably executed a perfect quadruple somersault and, at the apex of her leap, morphed into the Yellow Power Ranger, then landed squarely on both feet facing the beasts. The beasts were holding up score cards: 10, 9 and 10.

Yellow thanked the beasts for the generous scores and proceeded to launch into a furious assault.

“Hiiii YA!” – she sent the beast to her left flying through the air with an impressive reverse round-house kick. It slammed into her wardrobe with such force that the doors splintered.

With superior dexterity and deadly precision, she disabled the second beast with a devastating hyto-chop. Its limp body flopped helplessly to the floor.

The third beast looked dumfounded for a split-second, as though in utter disbelief at the combat prowess of this woman.

Bringing itself back to the present moment, it launched into attack and swung its right arm savagely at Yellow. Alas, the swipe was expertly blocked and a world-shattering snap-kick was delivered to the beast’s nether-regions. The beast let out a howl of pain which could be heard for miles around and collapsed into a writing heap on the floor, groaning in agony.

Yellow rushed from her bedroom and through into the living area, where she had a katana proudly displayed above her shrine to Donny Osmond. Removing it from its sheathe, she began to run back to her room to finish this once and for all – but then disaster struck. Her Power Ranger belt-buckle went offline.

“Not this shit again! Bloody cheap shitty Chinese components!” she exclaimed.

Her Power Ranger suit dematerialised, leaving her in a much weaker position.

Having regained its composure, the first beast ran through to the living area and began to charge Yellow. Yellow executed a combat roll and dodged the assault, managing to slice the beast's forearm as she went. The second beast appeared in the doorway, and Yellow surged to her feet – but she wasn’t quick enough. The beast slammed its fist into her stomach with such force that she was propelled across the living area, coming down hard on her Donny shrine. It and Yellow crashed to the floor, both somewhat worse for wear.

Everything began to go black.

As she struggled to rise and maintain consciousness, she noticed that the three beasts were closing in on her. She began searching fruitlessly for her katana.

The last thing Yellow remembers is being grabbed around the neck and hoisted into the air by an impossibly muscular, powerful arm.

“I hope I give you the shits, you stinky horrible bastards”.
- The final words of Yellow. RIP 2016

The Wolves slaughtered Yellow. She was a Vanilla Townie

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Dawn breaks, and what remains of Yellow's body is found strewn all over INTPville's park.

Everyone loses their shit.


DAY 2 BEGINS HERE.


Countdown timer: http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/launch?iso=20160808T1622&p0=1364&msg=End+of+Day+2&font=cursive
 

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Well fuck all of you flakey cunts, Yellow was my going to be my strongest town ally.

I'm not carrying this level of stupid the whole way through game.

QT, Baron and maybe Minuend are the scum.

I'm on the market for a new buddy.
 

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I can't imagine that I have much more to say for the next 24 hours.
Good. I need a kip.

Vote Redbaron
 

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Oh, and:

There was no lynch, because motherfuckers can't make their minds up.

>_>


Town - 5
Wolves - 3
 

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Fuck! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Everyone show their forearms.. now!
 

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Well fuck all of you flakey cunts, Yellow was my going to be my strongest town ally.

I'm not carrying this level of stupid the whole way through game.

QT, Baron and maybe Minuend are the scum.

I'm on the market for a new buddy.

So... the people that Scum read you are Scum?

Top Kek.
 

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So... the people that Scum read you are Scum?

Top Kek.

You're just sore because you got sniffed out in all of like less than 24 hours.

Poor performance, the both of ya.
 

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You're just sore because you got sniffed out in all of like less than 24 hours.

Poor performance, the both of ya.

You would be dead if it was not for me.
 

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PmjPmj, did you log which wolf had a slice on their forearm? Everyone show their forearms, dammit! *shows his own forearms to get the ball rolling, they are pristine and muscular and remind the females of Popeye unfortunately*
 

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You would be dead if it was not for me.

You knew I'd flip green, and that that would implicate you two immediately.

Appeal to somebody else's gratitude.
 

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