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Melkor

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Lor my dear my darling!
Something...something is tearing me apart......

I must ask this of you, though it is not easy, hell no, it is not easy!

We've know each other for a long time now, God, it seems like decades,when really it is only a year.....


But in that short time, we have not only got to know one another, rather, we have became one soul!

Yes!

I know you feel the same way,even if you don't say it out loud!


BUT I LOVE YOU, AND I WANT TO KNOW:


WILL YOU MARRY ME!??
 

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This occasion calls for some kuu-eye martinis; I'm sure lor really needs the alcohol right now. ;)

Oh! I want to plan the bachelorette party!

ps- nice touch with the sephy avvie, melly.
 

Cogwulf

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Don't do it! It's a trap!
 

Melkor

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And still I await a reply.....
 

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:o

ummm....


oh....


errr....


wait now



Let me pray for an answer!

ts
 

Melkor

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*taps foot impatiently*

She just HAD to pick a church..

Oh the Ironnnyyy!
 

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I will condone this marriage on one condition: You must turn over your first born to me. Such a spawn must be dissected studied.

FOR SCIENCE!!
 

Jennywocky

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Wow, I mean, I knew you were jealous that she and I were swinging on our Walls swing together... but now THIS, Melkor?

HOW FAR WILL YOUR ILLICIT LUSTFUL DESIRE FOR OUR POOR BELOVED FELICITOUS MODERATOR TAKE YOU DOWN THE PATH OF PERMANENT PLAINTIVE RELATIONAL-CEMENTATION GROVELING???


... please, for the love of reason, find some self-respect!


;)
 

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You people laugh, but I think he's serious!


:moriyabig::crazy: <----- Here's the two love birds now.

:chibSep:<------- Seph feels jaded
:rip:<---- Noddy performs the wedding, and awaits the wedding night----> :kilroy:

:pigs: <------- IB's fucking around with the bridemaids ....... who are very piglike

:dinnerinthesky:<-- every one else decides to get shit faced and skip the whole thing.
 

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:pigs: <------- IB's fucking around with the bridemaids ....... who are very piglike

Mmmmmmmm.....porcine bridesmaids in ugly dresses. Good times.
(to fap or not to fap, that is the question)
 

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*gasp! heart stops*

n...no... *panics*

lor! please don't say yes!


I LOVE YOU MORE THAN HE EVER COULD! <3
 

Sugarpop

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Melkor, you whore. It was only yesterday that I was propositioned in the same manner!
 

Wish

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With all this talk of love, I am beginning to doubt whether I am indeed an INTP :coverlaugh:
 

loveofreason

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Damnit Cog!

I'M BANNING YOU FROM SHEER PIQUE!!!

I had it all planned!

You stole the whole goddamn gameplan!

Just because you were clever enough to see where I was going, doesn't mean Melkor is... er..

oops. :o

hehe...

My Melkor is an evil genius and don't you forget it!!!

*huffs*

*starts again*...
 

cheese

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This is no joke.
 

Polaris

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I've been waiting for this. Lor, I thought you'd had him desexed already?
 
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Zero!!! Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My poor beloved! What has Zero done? Evil wench! *puts zero on 'smite listing'*


*carries sephy-melkor away to a nice cavern deep in the earth to be healed*


In a delerium of feverish of worry, lor begins to rant...


Melkor, you jerk! Don't die! Don't fucking die!

I love you, you moronic ass!

Ever since Cabbo dragged your pathetic mug onto the forum and you threatened to mudder us all or convert us to minions!

I don't care that you plan to kill me so you can claim the earth for your evil designs and wipe humanity from existence!

It's a great idea!

YES!!!

I'll marry you!

ugh... so long as you wear this nice velvet collar and a pretty dress!

 

Zero

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Sorry Lor, he's on my hit list.

And I think there's a bounty on his head.
 

loveofreason

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ummm... about that bounty...

I meant to.. ummm... retract that.

*cough*

Love the Vincent avvie btw! :D
 

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So yeah, I'm going to post some Sephy concept art. Why? Simply because I can.

ff7ac-sephiroth-concept.jpg

441px-SaferSeph-concept_art.jpg

287602-sephiroth_amano_super.jpg
 

Melkor

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Ha, what awful hair he had in early days..


Noddy:

I am glad you approve of said relationship, and I would like to remind you that Lor and I plan to get married in a secluded graveyard protected against indecency by skeleton warriors and giant bats.

Zero:

Your skills are inferior to mine, none can surpass me, I have been chosen as the leader of this planet, and I will PROTECT IT!


Cognisant:

You haven't seen the Hentai version, thus, you do not , as with me, know what lor is truly planning.



Jennywocky:YOU LEAVE LOR ALONE AND GET OFF MY WALL YOU WHORE!!!!!!!


Auburn:
You are both a joke and an ignorant traitor.
Begone before I impale you on a tree stump.

Sugarpop: Yeah, but I was serious that time...


I.B: You may have our first child, and every child after, so that you may analyse every possibly genetic combinaion.

You may kill the ones that have my eyes.
 

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Sorry Lor, he's on my hit list.
And I think there's a bounty on his head.
ummm... about that bounty...
I meant to.. ummm... retract that.
As my wedding present to the happy couple I'll reinstate the bounty and double it.

@-Melkor
Can I be best man?
I want the best view of the sniper's bullet making your head go pop.
 

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Oh! I want to be the sniper. Melly pick your poison, er bullets, a depleted uranium slug or high-explosive incendiary rounds?

Seras5.jpg
 

Melkor

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Can I have something shiny that does minimal damage?

I'd like to suffer a little, and still have facial features.

I plan to be a useful corpse you see.

Also, Adaire, do you like my profile picture?

*beams*
 

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You're such a traitorous little bastard melkor. :)
Trying to ride Sephy's coattails, because he gets all the fangirls. The shame. So high-explosive incendiary rounds it is; you need to learn a lesson! Lor, I suggest you bring a fire extinguisher so you can salvage a few bits of Melkor to remember him by.

and yes I do like the pic >.>
 

Melkor

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Hahahahaha!

I only ride on Sephy's coat-tails because he asked me to!

He likes it!
Though...

Being subverted by a greater villain is demeaning....

He makes me feel like a little bitch!:(

Yes, it is the kind of picture that warms your heart...and stuff...
 

Melkor

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It's funny what you can find while looking for pictures of Sephiroth.....



Please help me.....:eek:


Ther last one is kinda perfect though.
 

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Gah *puts on a prissy French tailor voice* no no no, this will not do.

*runs off to the lab*

*comes back with a rifle case*

Behold, project Gilgamesh!
*reveals an odd looking rifle, but it's still clearly a rifle*
An ugly name for an ugly gun that does some truly ugly things, Gilgamesh is the fruit of advancements in the fields of eye tracking software/optics and non-ridged composites. While in use the scope tracks eye movement and in response the barrel flexes, what this means is that one doesn’t need to line up their target on the scope's crosshairs, instead one needs merely look at the target through the scope and the gun will itself adjust accordingly for an optimal firing solution.

Obviously this assisted targeting significantly improves accuracy and the iris & facial recognition security fail-safes makes it almost impossible for the gun to be used by anyone other than (or against) it's owner... and just because I'm really that kind of vindictive prick, if someone other than the owner tries to use it a small directional explosive charge in the stock will "disarm" them :D

Who better to get weapons from than a nihilistic, misanthropic, mad scientist?

*gives Gilgamesh to Adaire*

It currently recognises you as it's owner.
 

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Ah this is beautiful
*lovingly strokes the barrel and then hefts Gilgamesh to her shoulder testing out the scope *

Oh I don't think I'll be able to stop with just Melkor. :D
You do realize you've created a monster right?

This makes you Walter then doesn't it. When should I schedule your betrayal?
 

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You do realize you've created a monster right?
*bows eloquently* It is what I do.

This makes you Walter then doesn't it. When should I schedule your betrayal?
The Walter of the present day is an old man, but he knew Alucard many years prior and in those early years Alucard did look rather effeminate, many have speculated that between the fall of the Nazi regime and the onset of Walter's advanced years, Alucard took full advantage of his much boasted shape changing abilities.
I quote "form means nothing to me".

Is it not possible something, or someone, could be sourced from this unholy union?
:D
 

loveofreason

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What are you monsters planning to do to my Melkor!!!?


*kidnaps Adaire's avatar for the wedding night*


Wait... "protected against indecency"?

...but marriage is all about indecency!!!

It is the very soul, heart and lifeblood of all that's indecent!


And I... ummm... wait... Melkor... what's Cloud doing here?

:eek:
 

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Hey I think I've read that fanfiction! Coggy, I think you need to cut down on the slash. ;)

I think Integra's Father (Alucard's previous master) is a more likely candidate. Keep in mind that Integra's mother is never mentioned. God, Freud would have a heyday with that.

What are you monsters planning to do to my Melkor!!!?

We're just going to kill him a little is all. :)

*kidnaps Adaire's avatar for the wedding night*

I don't think Seras and I would want to witness that particular fiasco. Besides who here has a rifle that can't miss. Don't push your luck.
 

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Hey I think I've read that fanfiction! Coggy, I think you need to cut down on the slash. ;)
Live hardcore or not at all.

I think Integra's Father (Alucard's previous master) is a more likely candidate. Keep in mind that Integra's mother is never mentioned. God, Freud would have a heyday with that.
No, I think Integra is the reincarnation of Alucard's long lost love from "way back when..." like in Stoker's Dracula, though many would think that Seras is the one I find it unlikely considering his careless treatment of her.
Integra on the other hand he worships.
Not like a father to her at all, I suspect he's just so careful around her because he's already lost her twice before and now he's simply content to know she's there, his heart's so broken it doesn’t really work anymore.

Or maybe he's just waiting for her to remember him, to fall in love with him first?
If he pursued her as she is now... I bet she'd kill him.

Anyway Integra's father never struck me as the sort to either control or have relations with him/her, y'know Alucard didn't lock himself in that basement and I doubt anyone would do that to the mother (err) of their daughter, vampire or not.
 

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*slates in double wedding*

You two lovevultures will be joining us, won't you?

*thinks a moment*

*plans double honeymoon*

*smiles sweetly at Adaire*
 

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No, I think Integra is the reincarnation of Alucard's long lost love from "way back when..." like in Stoker's Dracula, though many would think that Seras is the one I find it unlikely considering his careless treatment of her.
Integra on the other hand he worships.

Oh wait, we're being serious? My only point was that if Alucard was 'multiplying' I think Integra would be a more likely candidate than you. That would throw the dynamics of their situation into a completely new light.

Not like a father to her at all, I suspect he's just so careful around her because he's already lost her twice before and now he's simply content to know she's there, his heart's so broken it doesn’t really work anymore.

Or maybe he's just waiting for her to remember him, to fall in love with him first?
If he pursued her as she is now... I bet she'd kill him.

....we're talking about the same Alucard right? He's such a monster, he can't even stand himself. Remember all the times he purposefully fucks with Integra's head and makes her morally responsible for him. I remember a few sexual innuendos on his part too. He hardly seems likely he is patiently waiting for her to love him.

I agree she may remind him of the countess, but there are no other allusions to reincarnation in this particular story and I extremely doubt Alucard is capable of 'love.' Is that not a fundamental part of him that makes him a monster? If she ever actively loved him; would he not devour her?

Anyway Integra's father never struck me as the sort to either control or have relations with him/her, y'know Alucard didn't lock himself in that basement and I doubt anyone would do that to the mother (err) of their daughter, vampire or not.
Au contraire, that seems more like a motive for locking him up to me. Either way I don't place much weight on the Alucard is Integra's mom theory.

We've also yet to address whether the undead are even capable of reproduction at all.

*slates in double wedding*

You two lovevultures will be joining us, won't you?

*thinks a moment*

*plans double honeymoon*

*smiles sweetly at Adaire*

I know I promised you a foursome for your wedding present lor; but apparently those are a lot harder to orchestrate then I thought. How can I make it up to you? Extra strippers for the Bachelorette party maybe or perhaps a cannibalism-themed honeymoon to the Amazon?


but you know the only way you can make me attend, let alone participate, in a wedding is in nothing less then a strait-jacket, and knocked clean out.

...and remember lor! Shipping kills, quite brutally in fact. <3
 

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I'll just add: "War is a cyborg's orgy"- quoted from GitS
 

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Thanks Lor. It seemed like time for a change. I think the pic is from AC? I didn't finish FF7. I saw AC and played Dirge.
 

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So, Melkor my sweet...

now that the peanut gallery has finally fallen silent, and viscious threats against your life have not manifested in a bath of brain and skull fragments...

and before Adaire can pull together a chippendale reunion meets FF7 cosplay...

let us elope to the dimly lit recesses of the forum! Some place even Ragnar cannot follow!
 

Melkor

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Hey!


Why should we hide someplace?

I think we should just jump straight into Ragnars bed!


He's a German administrator after all!

His bed will be nice and neat, with no crumbs!


And think about it...only Ragnars private quarters will be camera free....:D
 

loveofreason

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Brilliant as ever, my dark companion!

I should hate the thought of Noddy ever profiting from our sumptuous trysts!

And Ragnar has all those .........

:elephant:


Quickly!
 

Melkor

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Hm...Do you think we should use one of the plastic sheets he has provided for ermm spillages?

I wonder why he keeps those....




Hm...whats in this box...

it's..



oh my...


A large stack of stills taken from CCTV!

Oh myyyy..

It seems to be all the forum members....looking quite drunk and...flushed....:o
 

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*leans over Melkor's shoulder*

I don't flush... unless getting blood on one's face counts as (f/b)ushing.
 

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*leans over Melkor's shoulder*

*watches bemusedly while Cog whispers romantically in Melkor's ear*

Awww you two are so cute together! :D

*Cog blushes black (because of the motor oil duh)*
 

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(try to guess what I'm thinking)

*blank/expressionless as Adaire speaks*
*first reaction, humourless glare*
*eyes glaze over, suddenly lost in thought*
*comes back to earth with an evil smile*
 
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