Let's all live together

[Synthetix]

All of us INTP's in one big community, possibly sharing houses by group, not too big a group to each house, so we have our alone time n shit. We just lounge around philosophizing amongst each other. Eat good food, do things of a socially taboo nature. Have cops not want to patrol our neighborhood because they don't want to waste time with people who will waste their time. Shit needs to get real.

 

[gruesomebrat]

Gotta say I love the idea. Give me a generalized address (or at least the location of this community), and I will be there in a heartbeat... well, maybe a bit longer, as I'll be biking from Ontario, but I'll get there as quickly as I can.

Did Auburn's post that Czech quoted get deleted, or is there some other reason I can't see it right now???

 

[Stoic Beverage]

Are there indoor hammocks? Because if there are, I'll be there as quickly as my horrifically out of shape self can manage.

(I also express curiosity about Auburn's post...)

 

[Amagi82]

What we really need to do is rule the world.

 

[gruesomebrat]

What we really need to do is rule the world.

I've tried this. The world seems to resist all attempts by puny humans to rule it. Obviously, it simply doesn't see the benefits that would come of being ruled. I have come to the conclusion, therefore, that the world is not worthy of being ruled, and hiding from it is much more enjoyable when done with other INTPs.

 

[Cavallier]

Did Auburn's post that Czech quoted get deleted, or is there some other reason I can't see it right now???

Auburn is always either deleting his own posts or editing them. You can't see it becuase he deleted his own post. He's done that since time imemorial.

It's because of this he has his own emoticon:

 

[Auburn]

I am a ghost.... o.o



(I can be the ghost of our intpf mansion)

 

[gruesomebrat]

Self-deletion gets a little confusing for those of us who didn't catch it before deletion, doncha think, Auburn?? Shame on you.

 

[Auburn]

Why has this thread suddenly turned about me? D:

*goes hides under a rock in shame*

 

[gruesomebrat]

It's only because Synthetix still hasn't told us where this intpf mansion is going to be. Once we know where we're going, we can stop picking on you.

 

[AkaruiRain]

I like the idea..

But we need to recruit some S types I'd imagine, unless one of you wants to be the garbageman? :P

 

[Roran]

Being a garbage man isn't enjoyable in the slightest. I suggest an automated trash removal conveyor system, where you just toss the shit onto it and it goes... somewhere*

*

Spoiler

whichever poor sod has the shitty luck to have to be our neighbor's backyard

 

[Beholder]

Yes! We should do this! If we could find a way to fool a few ESTJs into thinking they're INTPs that would be ideal, or we could just make it an INTP/ESTJ thing (not ESTJ necessarily, but people who work hard and are independent enough for us not to have to be overseeing them all the time, but will follow directions we give them), and then we'll peacefully split into tqo groups

 

[speiss]

If y'all need a happy-go-lucky ENFP to annoy you all to death, I'm more than happy to help!

 

[Cognisant]

Pfft, clearly we're talking about something like the matrix, no mess, no fuss, machines do everything and we're free to do whatever we like in a sort of shared dream reality.

Basically it's INTPforum version 2

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Well, when I can afford a nuclear submarine (the S.S. Tardis) I am going to need a crew.

 

[Reluctantly]

Sweet, sounds fun. I'll bring the knives.

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

Whose gonna do the dishes?

Each would be responsible for their own. I do my own dishes (sure, I only own 1 plate and wash it once a week, but hey...)

*Also, u see what I did thar?

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

I like the idea..

But we need to recruit some S types I'd imagine, unless one of you wants to be the garbageman? :P

We could use ISxJs at a ratio of ~1:10 INTPs

 

[Cognisant]

In the navy, la-la, la-la-la-la, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy, you can set your mind at ease

Can I be the head engineer?

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Only if you do the job the best.
No special favors.

 

[Cognisant]

Merit based eh?

Guess I'll be your cabin boy then

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

We could use ISxJs at a ratio of ~1:10 INTPs

And when it comes time to make a community decision each ISxJ only gets 3/5 of a vote.

 

[Kuu]

I'd like to see the INTP commune one day. Unlikely though.

 

[Cavallier]

I've got some mean fish recipes and I brew up a pretty good beer so I've got the mess hall.

AND I'LL CUT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO GET IN MY WAY!!!

@Adaire: How is that for "Only if you do the job the best."?

 

[Fukyo]

I actually like washing dishes, but nevermind that. Who is going to clean the bathroom?

 

[Bunny]

I'll make pastries every day and make all of you fat.
Just saying

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

I actually like washing dishes, but nevermind that. Who is going to clean the bathroom?

That's a thing? I don't think anyone goes into my bathroom to clean it and it's fine. What are you doing in your bathroom that it needs cleaning?

 

[Synthetix]

I can do some cleaning once in a while, whenever it may be needed.

 

[Fukyo]

That's a thing? I don't think anyone goes into my bathroom to clean it and it's fine. What are you doing in your bathroom that it needs cleaning?

This is very weird, I admit. Your bathroom must be encased in a layer of built up filth. Not to mention calcified.

 

[Reluctantly]

I'll make pastries every day and make all of you fat.
Just saying

Alright, I'll leave the knives.

I actually like washing dishes, but nevermind that. Who is going to clean the bathroom?

The womenz, who will also make sandwiches for the menz because they have lower objective IQ, says Snafu. You can not fight the mighty men! Here's our theme song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdIev12fCPs

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

I'd like to see the INTP commune one day. Unlikely though.

Ditto, although I believe we could make it happen if we could arrange a steady stream of income (i.e. rent out a series of collectively owned apartment complexes and pay a few SJ stereotypes to manage them), which would fund the construction of our commune lengthwise across the rural-urban interface.

*takes note of having officially interacted with the infamous Kuu. Woot.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

This is very weird, I admit. Your bathroom must be encased in a layer of built up filth. Not to mention calcified.

It's actually not. It's quite clean.

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

I actually like washing dishes, but nevermind that. Who is going to clean the bathroom?

I'd never get it dirty in the first place.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

I'd like to see the INTP commune one day. Unlikely though.

Why intp?

Surely N would be enough.

 

[Bunny]

I'm going to be cleaning, aren't I ? I'm a germ freaaaakkk.

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

Why intp?

Surely N would be enough.

It could be a series of xNxx communes arranged in a circle with a grand interactive orgasmmune in the center...

 

[Melkor]

One problem.

Where do we get the INTP's from?

 

[warryer]

From the store of course. I hear they are half off this time of year.

Also I want to man the torpedos in the submarine.

 

[GYX_Kid]

I'm putting a license plate on the oven and nobody will stop me

 

[Rakshasa]

Yes. I would give all of my current worldly possessions to see this project realized.

But where would we build our INTP haven? I cast my vote for anywhere with very little sun, and a cool climate.

 

[Roran]

Yes. I would give all of my current worldly possessions to see this project realized.

But where would we build our INTP haven? I cast my vote for anywhere with very little sun, and a cool climate.

I hear Antarctica's nice this time of year.

 

[gruesomebrat]

Yes. I would give all of my current worldly possessions to see this project realized.

But where would we build our INTP haven? I cast my vote for anywhere with very little sun, and a cool climate.

Since I'm sure some of us would like to have relatively clement weather at least part of the year, perhaps Iceland would be best? They're supposed to be joining the EU soon, so passport-less travel to sunny destinations in Spain, Italy, etc., but you still get the 24-hour night during winter and 24-hour day in summer, if you so choose.

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

perhaps Iceland would be best?

Agreed. Seasonal 24 hour daylight/darkness coupled with their penchant for geothermal power and VOLCANIC ACTIVITY!

Schweet!

 

[Rakshasa]

Cool weather, simplified travel options, geothermal energy, as close to eternal darkness as I'm going to get? Where do I sign? I'll sign in blood if you ask.

I'll build my shack and get the internet running. I'll let you know when the area is accepting residents.

 

[Beholder]

Pfft, clearly we're talking about something like the matrix, no mess, no fuss, machines do everything and we're free to do whatever we like in a sort of shared dream reality.

Basically it's INTPforum version 2

Yes. This is literally my life's goal.

Yes. I would give all of my current worldly possessions to see this project realized.

But where would we build our INTP haven? I cast my vote for anywhere with very little sun, and a cool climate.

Me too.

I was actually gonna suggest somewhere in the desert...

It will be kind of like a Rainbor Gathering, only less... Rainbowish... And a lot more -space- for everyone.
Basically a mass hermitage.

 

[Grove]

Iceland? I need Fall. Can we take field trips?

 

[Lot]

Well if you guys pick a cold place I'll come and visit, but I'm a desert rat. This would be a rather interesting experiment. What if we all tried to make our own governmental system? The possibilities are vast.

 

[Czech Yes or No]

Haha! Now gruesomebrat will look like a fool for being the second post while refering to others that don't exist! His downfall will be sudden and swift!
*laughs maniacally*

This will encourage everyone to delete their posts from this thread with due to a recurring mechanism, effectively making Synthetix look like a loser. (Not that he is one or anything)

 

[gruesomebrat]

Haha! Now gruesomebrat will look like a fool for being the second post while refering to others that don't exist! His downfall will be sudden and swift!
*laughs maniacally*

But the sky really is falling, honest it is... why won't you believe me???