I'm an INFP, here to gather INTP men for my NT harem.

[NoID10ts]

 

[Snail]

If I gave you a picture of me, could you make me look creepy, Noddy?

 

[Melkor]

are those chocolates?

Hmm Noddy isn't half-bad at photoshop actually...


-Just so you know that means you're good in local linguo-

 

[Ogion]

We had this deathray-kitteh a few posts earlier, didn't we? Mine are better, you can adjust the setting to however you like it:

And another cute cat about to become mean

Ogion

 

[Perseus]

This Turtle offends the malignant Cat (ISFP) living downstairs. This means she called the Council and the Police and vigilantes to have it removed. I threatened to put an axe through her head and then the heavies came around. The bitch is disgusting.

 

[Melkor]

You guys are all majorly sick in the head.

 

[Ogion]

Ey, don't you include me and Perseus in one "you"!

Ogion

 

[Perseus]

Big Green Turtle


Up again in the middle of the night (which meant I got some sleep on account of drunkeness to relieve a neuralgia attack) so I decided to mend my bicycle by the front door light.

Th Council Landlord has ordered me to get rid of the big green plastic turtle in my front garden I said there was nothing in the tenancy agreement that prevented me from having green turtles, (I said I would be allowed a Big Yellow Taxi, but he said that these were forbidden in the tenancy agreement), dead ones or plastic ones, although live ones come be problematical. Then he asked what I wanted it for. They have simply got it infamy.

The neighbour (hereafter called the Rodent) is one of the Incurables. Incurables are the "conceited ones" who think they are right and everybody else is wrong, or if they are mental cases, everybody else is sick, which she said in the note. These are the type of people that burn books, run whorehouses (Fauna in the Great Bear Cafe thought she right about the love matches and she proved by a collection of Gold Stars: Sweet Thursday by John Steinbeck), wear the Corporation T-shirt and hate Turtles (and bicycles).

The reason for not going to the Psi Cops (psychiatrists) is because they (a bit like the crucifixion priests) want to indoctrinate you into their Weltanschauung (world view). It is not a very good one. They put stupid labels on people (stigma) and lock them up without a charge. There record is appalling. It is the Reform House where people are made to be unhappy. They poison them and induce them to commit suicide at an appalling rate. Their system is run by self-serving Incurables. These people not only do NOT cure people, they induce a sickness into the community. They are also under political control and have a lot of power, so they can gaslight people they don't like, and the whole mental squad with the Games Controller (the Wolfman) and the Picnic Controller (Pony Girl) are Racketeers. Well that cuts out work in the social sector in England

The Racket is sometimes called the Steam Roller which is their collective might to run over people and destroy them by crucifying and then putting labels on them. Now that Men in Frocks (Gallon of Liquor) are going out fashion, the shrinks are in control. Don't give them any legal power so they will use it to abuse people.

In England the proper social services is the local public house, but these are now being taken over by the Corporation, and the customers become a commodity.

The Horseman wants it and he wants it right now. But she is spooked by something slithering in the grass down by the lake.

Man Gave Names to all the Animals (Supplementary Last Verse)
Original words:

http://bobdylan.com/songs/animals.html

Changed words:

Two legged animal without any thought
He liked to open his mouth and began to talk
Fashioned some crayons and began to draw
Think I'll call it the law


References:
Stigma

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_stigma
Phoenix XNXP from Neptune

 

[saffyangelis]

I'm quite surprised Jesin hasn't killed me yet.....

*Blinks at perseus* Alright then Perseus. We understand.

 

[NoID10ts]

If I gave you a picture of me, could you make me look creepy, Noddy?

How creepy? And do you want to use it to creep out others, or do you want to be the one getting creeped out?

 

[Fukyo]

baby...

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

 

[fullerene]

almost cute enough to club in the head with a 2x4, peel the skin off of and make myself a hat.

After all, with around 350000 hairs per square inch, that's some miighty comfortably clothing.

(edit: fukyo's, that is. Who wants monkey fur?)

 

[NoID10ts]

LOL! He's slipping him the tongue!!!!

 

[saffyangelis]

*Gasp!* I'm morally opposed to fur! *hits Cryptonia with a crowbar*

Edit: monkey love. hahahahahahaha

 

[fullerene]

*gasp* how could you hit a fellow human being over the head with a crowbar? You monster!

 

[Fukyo]

almost cute enough to club in the head with a 2x4, peel the skin off of and make myself a hat.

After all, with around 350000 hairs per square inch, that's some miighty comfortably clothing.

(edit: fukyo's, that is. Who wants monkey fur?)

I don't have any fur,but my hair is ridiculously long.I've been told I could earn a lot of money by selling it.

 

[saffyangelis]

Quite easily. I actually have a set of crowbars set aside under my bookshelf just in case we ever get robbed, so I can hit the robber.

I like to come up with emergency plans.

 

[fullerene]

*clubs fukyo over the head with a crowbar, and shaves her*

...what are you all looking at? Don't judge me!

 

[Fukyo]

*screams holding her bloody,shaved head*

Now you're gonna get it cryptonia,not even your incredibly kawaii L avatar will save you!

*pulls out her pink chainsaw*

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

So cryptonia knows what he is in for.....

 

[fullerene]

whoa whoa whoa... I never said anything about a bloody, shaved head... I just wanted your soft and cuddly hair. You, miss, are a sick person with sadistic tendencies.

edit: lol! that was fast

 

[NoID10ts]

So cryptonia knows what he is in for.....

God, that's hot.

 

[Fukyo]

whoa whoa whoa... I never said anything about a bloody, shaved head... I just wanted your soft and cuddly hair. You, miss, are a sick person with sadistic tendencies.

edit: lol! that was fast

It's Noddy's fault,not mine!

 

[saffyangelis]

HE warps your mind. And, Cryptonia, good use of the crowbar, but you get a better result if you use a swinging motion. A good sideways hit to the temples on the head is best, but it that doesn't work, I have a special stabbing crowbar too.

 

[FusionKnight]

See?! It's all the blue man's fault!!

 

[Ogion]

Yea, sure, Fusion, as it was with the Pness...

Damn, i missed to announce that the thread has now 42 pages (with 10 posts a page)... It has now 43...

Ogion

EDIT: Oh and cryptonia is now officially included in the list of the INSANE INTPs, go get a thread at The Arena...

 

[Jesin]

I'm quite surprised Jesin hasn't killed me yet.....

Oh, I won't kill you.

If you really, really want to keep abusing pangolins, go ahead. But don't say I didn't warn you if you catch the dog's attention.

 

[Perseus]

God, that's hot.

Legs apart over the car bonnet with the Scullery Boy and they get like that!

Not a Cat in Hell's chance any more.

 

[saffyangelis]

Oh, I won't kill you.

If you really, really want to keep abusing pangolins, go ahead. But don't say I didn't warn you if you catch the dog's attention.

What dog? There's a dog here?

 

[NoID10ts]

Could Jesin be a dog?

(Noddy submitted a cute dog picture in an NF thread. Mark this occasion because it's not likely to happen again.)

 

[saffyangelis]

*has a heart attack* What's next? having an avatar of a kitten? *is in shock*

 

[Snail]

 

[Ogion]

You saw i made a photshopping-thread-split?

Ogion

 

[Fukyo]

lol

 

[NoID10ts]

Very Nice!!!!

Ogion split the thread into the fun section earlier today.

 

[Snail]

I missed it. I guess I'll go there now.