I AM COME!

[Melkor]

Greetings, I'm Melkor, you may remember me from such films as 'Mass murder-2', 'Tasmanian devile', 'Night of bloody blood guts' and 'three teen bisexuals in a boat!!!'

I decided to come here because I would like to learn new things and devise new methods of murder and infiltration while pursuing my goal of world domination.

I beleive that the INTP mindset is best suited to this purpose, hence I chose this forum.
You will co-operate or you will burn.

If you have any questions please direct them to my turned tail, and failing that, my guest book.


And remember,

Melkor industries: ~Because we can~

 

[NoID10ts]

You spelled "COME" wrong.

 

[loveofreason]

Damnit... everyone's already chasing Melkor tail and still you feel the need to advertise for more!!!

You're such a whore.

 

[Anthile]

That's your fourth intro thread, isn't it?

 

[Melkor]

Third actually Anthile, one for each known personality.

OI!

NODDY!

YOU GONE AND RUINED ME' BLOODY INTRO!


AVE AT YE!


*Jumps on Noddy and thumps his nose*

 

[Cognisant]

'three teen bisexuals in a boat!!!'

Mmmm, good times.

 

[loveofreason]

Noddy...

remember how we...*whisperwhisperwhisper*

We can do it again!

You grab his ankles and I'll slip the hessian sack of scorpions over his head!

 

[Melkor]

*Jumps onto his motorbike and waves goodbye to the infidels*


I've got room for one more if any of ye's want delivered from evil!

(Ore! you weren't supposed to tell!)

 

[loveofreason]

*breathes in Melkor's ear*

Evile rides with you... where ever you may go...

 

[Fukyo]

Nyah, nyah, nyah, our Melly-Jelly is back. Just like a scrawny alley cat, coming home after many street fights and escapades, except the milk is probably poisoned and the crazy cat lady is madder than ever. I hope your tail is okay.


Still delusional, hon?

 

[loveofreason]

Ummm... Melkor's tail is being docked....


This crazy cat-lady... I have a feeling I should know her....

 

[NoID10ts]

Noddy...

remember how we...*whisperwhisperwhisper*

We can do it again!

You grab his ankles and I'll slip the hessian sack of scorpions over his head!

Oh yeah. But I'm not holding his ankles this time. Last time I did that he fired off a diarrhetic squirt in my general direction.

 

[Chimera]

That happens every time he opens his mouth to talk, Noddy.
Just bring an umbrella, you'll be fine. ​

 

[ashitaria]

Oh hi.

*looks at join date*

Never mind.

 

[Chimera]

BAD MELLY!
GET HOWL OFF YOUR AVATAR! ​

 

[ashitaria]

*sigh*

Since this topic, there hasn't been any more introit topics.

 

[Zero]

Damn it. You again?

I thought you were gone.

 

[ashitaria]

Referring to me?

 

[loveofreason]

The one to whom Zero speaks is of such maleficent majesty that He needs no title of address.

All words are His. All sentiments His sentiments. All souls His souls, to devour as caprice directs.

You have not yet met your Lord, young ashitaria, but already you are His.

It is written in the Words above.

 

[ashitaria]

The one to whom Zero speaks is of such maleficent majesty that He needs no title of address.

All words are His. All sentiments His sentiments. All souls His souls, to devour as caprice directs.

You have not yet met your Lord, young ashitaria, but already you are His.

It is written in the Words above.

Excuse me? To say that someone owns everything, let alone a human is a preposterous statement! No, I do not belong to him, I belong to Jesus Christ of Nazareth!

Shame on you, you Nazi!

:P

 

[loveofreason]

Nazi? I am merely the circle from which all things proceed... and greatest of my loves is Melkor, the dark lord for whom you shall briefly dance... before he returns you empty to my void.

As a cat brings birds, so does Melkor bring me souls.

But don't worry, my innocent. You shall enjoy it.

 

[ashitaria]

But don't worry, my innocent. You shall enjoy it.

Tell me why I shouldn't go o.O at that.

 

[loveofreason]

Tell me why I shouldn't go o.O at that.

No reason at all.

Indeed I may even anticipate a little and

Though screams shall suffice.

 

[ashitaria]

No reason at all.

Indeed I may even anticipate a little and

Though screams shall suffice.

I should be the one going and and

 

[Zero]

I don't think I've tried to shoot you yet, ashitaria. As a matter of fact, I have little to no memory of you.

Melkor, however, should be forum-dead, but he keeps reincarnating into new avatars.

 

[ashitaria]

I don't think I've tried to shoot you yet, ashitaria. As a matter of fact, I have little to no memory of you.

Melkor, however, should be forum-dead, but he keeps reincarnating into new avatars.

You are not the only one with a cannon here, sir. Or except maybe the women. XD

Let's have a cannon fight sometime.

 

[Zero]

What do you have?

 

[ashitaria]

Cannon or porthole?

 

[Zero]

Cannon

You mean like an old giant cannon? Apparently, gun and cannon are interchangeable. I definitely have a handgun of some kind.

 

[Fleur]

The Snarking Hour (a.k.a. Melkor is the greatest pest this Universe has ever seen)

(...) you may remember me from such films as 'Mass murder-2', 'Tasmanian devile', 'Night of bloody blood guts' and 'three teen bisexuals in a boat!!!'

Oh yes, you were our all time favourite prop. I would say that your greatest role definitely was the boatbench.

You will co-operate or you will burn.

Good that I bought this comfortable and cool armor which is made from asbestos.

 

[ashitaria]

Cannon

You mean like an old giant cannon? Apparently, gun and cannon are interchangeable. I definitely have a handgun of some kind.

You have a hand-gun, I have a missile-launcher.

 

[Cognisant]

Ashitaria has a OreSama-made missile-launcher

 

[Zero]

No duel, obviously.

 

[BigApplePi]

Once you have come there is no need to arrive. You must already be here. Prepare for what's next.

What's next?

 

[NothingTodo]

I will destroy melkor. I will be your savior! ATTACK! NINJAS AND ELEPHANTS AND GUYS WITH BATS?

 

[snowqueen]

OHHHHH!!!!! Melkor!! I'm so happy you're back let me give you a great big warm squishy big-booby squashing enfolding HUG

 

[ashitaria]

Once you have cum there is no need to arrive. You must already be here. Prepare for what's next.

What's next?

Cum!

 

[Melkor]

OHHHHH!!!!! Melkor!! I'm so happy you're back let me give you a great big warm squishy big-booby squashing enfolding HUG

DEAR LORD WOMAN!


HAVE YOU NO SHAME!

 

[BigApplePi]

DEAR LORD WOMAN!


HAVE YOU NO SHAME!

Let it happen. No resistance. Let it sweep over you as the total embrace of hot water in a bath. No thinking. Just peace.

 

[lightspeed]

Hello come. I think you have a great concept, but tend to get cold and sticky when oxygenated. You can typically leave folks full of regret, after leaving. And personally, you make me want to eat potato chips, right after your leaving. Kettle cooked potato chips.

 

[snowqueen]

DEAR LORD WOMAN!


HAVE YOU NO SHAME!

You've forgotten me so quickly!!

of course I have no shame

and I can still remember you admiring my and nia's boobies so don't pretend you have any either.

 

[snowqueen]

I beleive that the INTP mindset is best suited to this purpose, hence I chose this forum.

btw - that was a nice touch

 

[Melkor]

Hey!
When it comes to bewbs, biology overides shame.

Have you ever seen an infant slap a bewb away and say 'FOR GODS SAKE MA! WHAT YE ON!?'

No?

Didn't think so.

My point is proven.

Thus, I win.

:P

 

[pjoa09]

You spelled "COME" wrong.

hahhahhaha i love that one.

 

[Melkor]

What a great thread...

 

[AlisaD]

It was made while you were irritable, I presume.

You were very good at that. Why on earth did you change?

 

[Melkor]

Did I change?

Or did I merely drop a shroud?

Questions questions, someone find the answers...

 

[AlisaD]

The answers are many, and all of them true.

Makes no difference, really. You are what you are, and are changing as I type.

And then, after a while, you die.

 

[BigApplePi]

Just because your arrival is anticipated must you go there?

 

[AlisaD]

In this case yes. I hope.