I AM COME!

[Melkor]

You hope I will die?
Ah, so the wicker Granny reveals herself to be a spiteful Hag.:P

Well this only makes things more interesting...

 

[AlisaD]

Actually, I hope we all die. Eventually. But that includes you too, child, so I guess you are not wrong.

Let the interestingness begin.

 

[DarkGreen]

Pssht there's a knife in that cane and a seductive black tinted van underneath that dress, she will get you.

 

[Melkor]

Oh?
Will she now?

I'm afraid she forgets that lanky young Irishmen are not only incredibly difficult to chase (Particularily in Irish Cities, honestly, you could escape anyone in Dublin), but are highly slippery when wet.

If indeed she does catch me, she'll never keep me still long enough to sink her fangs in me, and I only need to run for as long as it takes the sun to rise.

 

[AlisaD]

What in the world would make you think that I would chase you?

I will simply sit here quietly and observe as nature takes it's course, as all the hags from my line have done for centuries now.

OK, maybe not exactly quietly, but I promise to inflict no physical harm upon you.

I don't beat little boys up. Especially not ones that talk to trees.
*strokes Melkor's hair gently*

 

[BigApplePi]

What in the world would make you think that I would chase you?

I will simply sit here quietly and observe as nature takes it's course, as all the hags from my line have done for centuries now.

OK, maybe not exactly quietly, but I promise to inflict no physical harm upon you.

I don't beat little boys up. Especially not ones that talk to trees.
*strokes Melkor's hair gently*

Volunteer wetnurse?

 

[loveofreason]

Heh - I'm Melkor's tree-loving, hair-stroking fairy godmother-wetnurse hag!

Actually, I don't mind sharing him with Alisa, but we must make an orderly roster. Alisa can keep his bottom clean and give him wise counsel every day except Sunday, I'll just attempt to stab him with pointy objects any opportunity I get.

 

[Melkor]

Heh - I'm Melkor's tree-loving, hair-stroking fairy godmother-wetnurse hag!

Actually, I don't mind sharing him with Alisa, but we must make an orderly roster. Alisa can keep his bottom clean and give him wise counsel every day except Sunday, I'll just attempt to stab him with pointy objects any opportunity I get.

I will not be shared.

You ladies are going to have to find a new pet, I'm extremely nomadic and tempermental, so I doubt it'll work out.

Also...
*Runs*

 

[Latte]

*Runs*

 

[loveofreason]

I will not be shared.

You ladies are going to have to find a new pet, I'm extremely nomadic and tempermental, so I doubt it'll work out.

Also...
*Runs*

Think you've gotten away? Look again, Melkor. ;p

 

[Melkor]

Curssseesss.


(Deploys Cognisant clones and leaps into a black van for yet another daring escape)

 

[Coolydudey60]

My opinion is that melkor feels the need to be well known, hence the many intro threads

 

[nexion]

Why is it that your fourth intro thread has three pages, while most everyone else's first intro thread doesn't even have two?

 

[Cavallier]

People love a spectacle and wherever Melkor is there will be a spectacle. Don't be mean to him though. He is our mascot after all.

 

[Melkor]

I honestly don't know if any of these count as Intro threads.

I think they were more like unhealthy reminders of my presence.

I regret everything.

 

[Lobstrich]

Why do you make a introduction thread when you're not ne? I don't get it.