HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOR!!!!!!

[NoID10ts]

It's love, right? She makes me not want to post either. She's very mean and hateful.

 

[Fukyo]

It's WE'RE and not YOUR but YOU'RE DAMMIT!

 

[loveofreason]

Women! They never know what they want.

Men! Can never take a hint!!!

Here I give you a lubed up Seph and you spit in my eye, and try to take a hit out on me. You'd think we're married, dammit!

Errr... sweetie... remember that night in Vegas????

 

[NoID10ts]

Errr... sweetie... remember that night in Vegas????

Oh yeah! That would explain all the scratch marks on my back the next morning. And the fact that we can never get along and frequently try to kill each other. And that we have a spoiled little shit of a child, Melkor, that always gives us hell. Plus we both spend all our time on the internet talking to other people.

How much was your life insurance policy again?

 

[loveofreason]

Not as much as yours!

And I've been meaning to tell you... I've met someone. She's a circus performer. We're running away together.

You can have Melkor!

 

[NoID10ts]

Oh, so you're not poly any more, all of a sudden! I thought we were gonna be one big happy family. And we were gonna .....................

Uhhhhhh .....................

How flexible is this circus performer?

 

[Fukyo]

You can have Melkor!

 

[loveofreason]

Oh, so you're not poly any more, all of a sudden! I thought we were gonna be one big happy family. And we were gonna .....................

Uhhhhhh .....................

How flexible is this circus performer?

her, well... she's a contortionist... and she knows a dwarf, and the knife thrower really well... and the tigers....

 

[NoID10ts]

Do they need a ring leader?

Or a lead ringer?

Do they have a bearded woman? If so, if she were to shave, would she be attractive?

I'm very intrigued by all this.

 

[Jesin]

Ooh, it's a piñata!


GREAT.....
AETHER!!!


Oh, and guys? Are you sure you've been using the word "kawaii" correctly?

 

[loveofreason]

Not at all. Care to enlighten us?


edit. um... the bearded lady is a guy...

Yeah, I guess we could use your ring.

 

[NoID10ts]

edit. um... the bearded lady is a guy...

Still ..........................

 

[Jesin]

Actually, I'm not sure you're using it incorrectly. Whatever. Here's this article.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Kawaisa

 

[Chimera]

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Happy birthday Lor!

psst...I don't think Melkor knows that vamp butterflies are immortal...his celebration is in vain.
Ah well.
-sets up a videocamera fixed on the Melkor pinata so Lor can watch it again and again after her birthday is over-
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[grey matters]

I'm in tears Noddy... words cannot describe how I shall repay you.......





Thankyou Decaf! That is a lovely way to remember birth. Grey, Waterstiller, thanks - please feel free to abuse either Noddy or Melkor... or both.

Fukyo...

Oh goodie you mean I can both Melkor and Noddy!

*whacks melkor with a wire brush*

Before Noddy's visit to his proctologist, I Put acid in the proctologists vaseline jar and then I wait in the lobby to hear Noddys screams of agony. Wow! that was a really high piched scream! Ha ha!

 

[Kidege]

Ooh, it's a piñata!

Yes! Somebody used the eñe! Great letter, the very core of the universal castilian heritage (or w/e).

 

[Chimera]

Yes! Somebody used the eñe! Great letter, the very core of the universal castilian heritage (or w/e).

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Thbbbt. I was just too lazy to figure out the right symbol code thingy.
Or maybe Boris (Jesin) is just a dork.
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[Jesin]

Chimera, why are you always so antagonistic?

 

[Chimera]

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'Cause it's fun.
Bite me.
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[Jesin]

Are you Barnacle Junior?

 

[Chimera]

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What's a Barnacle Junior? Sounds like some kinda infection in infants that causes warts.
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[Raison D'etre]

He's a character from 1/0. I think? Maybe not.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

 

[Kuu]

NOOOO am I late for the Melkor piñata?!

Click click click *wields rusty utility knife, and stabs Melkor repeatedly in joyful frenzy*


Oh and "not so miserable birthday", Lor! Here, have a can of worms.

(ehh I hate congratulating people on birthdays. Now I feel dirty all over! But not in a way I'm enjoying)

 

[Jesin]

He's a character from 1/0. I think? Maybe not.

Yes.

Read it, all of you. READ IT!

 

[didyouknow]

Well in typical fashion, I literally just had a fight with my ISFJ mother. Happy INTP birthday, LOR!! (have a better day than I am)

*unleashes all of her female super-rage on melkor*

 

[Melkor]

-CEASE-FIRE!!!!-

The Use of a melkor as a dummy for untamed rage (or any other purpose) is no longer permitted.

After all, it is no longer the fourteenth ANYWHERE!

Thank you for your help in making Mother's birthday extra special, i would like to announce that just this once I shall seek not retribution for the horrendous crimes committed on me, both because this WAS a special occassion, and because I need some time to:
A-heal my wounds
and
B-Solve the current family issues...

Noddy, you are a star....I must congratulate you on your weird grasp of perverted logic.
Lor is surely a very happy bunny...or whatever she is.....it's probably not a bunny....


I would also like to point out that this is a one off....


So Whoever's birthday we're celebrating next is either getting a duck, a voice message, or a simple little day of unlimited hugs.-shudders-




Also: I hath succeded in converting saffy...

-evil laugh-

 

[loveofreason]

*Returns to mayhem and blood*

*Follows trail of blood to Melkor and picks him up*


Yeah... I'm not a bunny...

...I could have had a day of unlimited hugs instead of all this violence?.... no-one mentioned that!

Well, thanks, Chime, IB and Tekton... didyouknow and everyone... a day less that anyone has to suffer my presence on this earth!

Thanks Melkor.

I'm hereby closing the thread.

*Carries Melkor to the nearest emergency ward*

 

[Melkor]

Closing the thread?

HOW PARANOID ARE YOU?


Wait no....don't answer that...


huh...now.....


Yes, but you only get unlimited hugs from ME!!!

 

[NoID10ts]

That was the best birthday love ever had. I'm sure of it.

 

[Melkor]

Yessum.

Nothing compares to beating your overlords.

 

[saffyangelis]

Actually, I'm not sure you're using it incorrectly. Whatever. Here's this article.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Kawaisa

*gasp!*

Five pangolins now ¬_¬

Wait..... Melkor? What have I been converted to??? *Is Scared!!!*

 

[loveofreason]

Yes, but you only get unlimited hugs from ME!!!

pffft. Promises promises!

That was the best birthday love ever had. I'm sure of it.

Noddy! How did you know how miserable the rest have been? *sniffles*

Wait..... Melkor? What have I been converted to??? *Is Scared!!!*

*takes Saffy's hand*

Don't be scared. It's beautiful. Really.

 

[Wisp]

I suppose I should drop in for a "Happy Birthday" and flee before Noddy gets to me...

 

[saffyangelis]

*takes Saffy's hand*

Don't be scared. It's beautiful. Really.

*Wide eyed* You pwomise?

*Puppy-dog eyes*

 

[loveofreason]

Thanks Wisp.


Saffy, I pwomise. Can't count on Melkor behaving himself though.

 

[boku]

Popping in with a late birthday greeting. xD;

Happy belated birthday lor.

And... a suggestion since we are on the topic of birthdays. Do you guys think it'll be a good idea to open up a 'birthday thread' at introit to wish anyone on the forum a happy birthday (or maybe even announce your own birthday), somewhat like the 'about you' sticky thread?

 

[loveofreason]

Cheers boku.

If you want to start a general birthday greets thread feel free - it probably belongs in the lounge, stickied or something. Wait. OK. I'll go do it.