Greetings fools.

[Melkor]

Apologies.

During the recent lack of appearance, my mood has grown only more morbid.

This incredibly suprising mood swing prevents me from engaging in or adding to intellectual discussions.

Thus, it is obvious that you should be cheering me up considering how much we value each other.

Come!

Assault me with your logic sticks!

I need dark humour, snide bribery and witty retorts!

 

[Dormouse]

So, a priest, a rabbi, and a gravedigger walk into a bar...

 

[Fukyo]

Is the sickly sweet, indiscriminately open atmosphere of the INFJf making you sick? Cause it sure is making me.

And stop seducing gullible 16 year old boys!

 

[Melkor]

Yes-yes?

And?

*Glares*

C'mon, don't make me get naed.k

 

[Melkor]

Fucking sixteen year old boys!

I'll kill them all!

Yes Fukyo dear, those INFJ's are something monstrous.

Truly, their minds are more threatening and sickening than a rabid fangirl in a forty year old mans body with added tentacles.

 

[Cavallier]

This incredibly suprising mood swing prevents me from engaging in or adding to intellectual discussions.

As if you did that before.

 

[Melkor]

Keep quiet girl.

Away to your dreams of Octopus rapist!

*slaps*

 

[Cavallier]

Who says I'm not the one with the tentacles?

 

[Cognisant]

Come!
Assault me with your logic sticks!
I need dark humour, snide bribery and witty retorts!

What personally? Heck no, I delegate.

Spoiler

 

[Minuend]

Thus, it is obvious that you should be cheering me up considering how much we value each other.

I think you entered the wrong door, this is the INTP forum. We don't have "feelings" that enables us to "value".

You seem to have an error, mister.

*moves Melkor to recycle bin*

 

[Melkor]

FOOLISH MINUEND.

Value is decided by lack of feelings and eeee-moootions and worth is found oooo-nly in logic and pragmatism!

Out with you, and your only-feelings-value!

P.s, I want to ride a Xenomorph!

Also, Cava, what disturbs me most is the guys calm face.

Is he being guided by an Octopus, or does he own the tentacles?D:

 

[speiss]

<3

...

I have a fear that I may be banned for this.
As an INTP, I took the time to think how our dear would relate to another being that was not a human, and I creatively produced such an image.
Thus..
It's so cute :3

 

[Fukyo]

<3

...

I have a fear that I may be banned for this.
As an INTP, I took the time to think how our dear would relate to another being that was not a human, and I creatively produced such an image.
Thus..
It's so cute :3

This is...bizarre, just bizarre. That is all.

 

[Cavallier]

And somehow appropriate...

Melkor is a disapproving puppy!

 

[EditorOne]

I hope you feel better soon. You bring something rare and valuable to the discussions on here. Can't remember what it is, but I'm sure I'll think of it.

 

[Mello]

<3

...

I have a fear that I may be banned for this.
As an INTP, I took the time to think how our dear would relate to another being that was not a human, and I creatively produced such an image.
Thus..
It's so cute :3

Damn, that's hot.

 

[Minuend]

I see why you would think so with your inferior reasoning abilities, Melkor. But to value something, you need to feel that it's worth something. Everything is nothingness, there are no values!

We operate by calculating the most and least logical action (by using our logic instinct, no feelings there). And then we place it accordingly in the periodic table.

Your logic is to be found in the noble gases department.

 

[Melkor]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?


FUCKING HELL!

JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH AND THE TWELVE DISCIPLES IN A BOAT!


SHIT!


JESUSFUCKSHITTYFUCK BOLLOCKS!


WHY THE HELL.....

WHAT THE FUCK!?


FOR GODS FUCKING SAKE.


FUCK YOU!

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[speiss]

I love you too, sparky.

 

[Melkor]

I will never even like you.

 

[speiss]

You know how to just so easily shatter my heart D:

 

[Melkor]

Well it's pretty easy really, just a simple matter of analysis.

I'm quite proud of my efforts though.:}

 

[speiss]

As am I.
It was a simple matter of analysis that produced the idea that you were strikingly similar to a puppy blowing bubbles through a pipe, reposing in a large chair by a fire place.
And of course who rips out the pipe and barks at whoever tries to pet him.
Of course, if he is pet, all he can do is sit there, grimace and take it.
A simple matter of analysis.

*pets*

 

[Melkor]

Your face is a simple matter of analysis.

 

[speiss]

I've been blown away by your clever comeback.

I succumb.

*bow*

 

[Minuend]

Don't worry, speiss, I'll love you instead <3

And Melkor, if you want to fuck that badly... well, I'm available on Monday. Bring cash.

 

[speiss]

Aw, why thank you dear <3

I fail to understand why one must pay you to screw that sexy beast, what with all his shiny fur and dainty paws..

 

[Minuend]

How else will I feed all my bastard children?

 

[Melkor]

Why not just feed them to me miss?;P

Anyway, I am afraid I am no longer talking to SOMEONE in this thread.

So I will as of now, be unable to see their posts save through a bizzare twist of fate involving heavy insults.:3

 

[Mello]

Sandwich, please?

 

[Melkor]

Yes sir! ^.^

*Runs in and presents a platter to Cake*

Tuna and sweetcorn, ham and pineapple, chicken chilli, fried Cats and Extroverts, sweet potato and roast duck, oh, or peanut butter and jam, duhobviously.

 

[Mello]

Why thank you, sir. Now, run along and play with the other children.

 

[Melkor]

You promised me sexytime!>:{

 

[Mello]

Not in front of all these people, fool. Well, unless they want to see.

 

[Fool]

I'll watch.

 

[speiss]

Well I assume that somebody isn't me, of course. It couldn't be, c'est impossible.

*takes roast duck sandwich, picking off all the sweet potato and dropping it on the floor* If anything is bizarre, it's your taste in food. Cake, I'll watch Melkor and you have a tumble in the hay. Just take note of the globs of orange spattered about.

*chomp*

 

[Melkor]

Whats that?

Thought I heard whining, as if of small, pudgy child.

Must be the wind!

Anyway Cake my love, lets go find a hay bale so that I may sample your fine icings and fruity additions.;3

 

[speiss]

The cake is a lie.

 

[Melkor]

They always lie about me afterwards.

I'm that good;D

 

[Minuend]

Oh well

*uses Cake to feed her illegitimate children*

 

[speiss]

They always lie about me afterwards.

I'm that good;D

What? How's that? How did the word "lie" enter the vocabulary of your response? Are the words of the wind really that coherent?

 

[Melkor]

Hm?

What was that?

Did someone break wind?

Fer' shame.

Oh, now, where was I?

Hey Mineud, wanna go to a pub someplace?

*Devilish smile*

 

[420MuNkEy]

I'll just leave this here....

 

[Melkor]

Hmm.

Curious how humans seem to think a depressed person can be cured by:

A- presenting them with an EVEN more depressing scenario and,

B-Making to suggest that all their problems are stupid and minimal anyway.


It doesn't quite add up...

 

[MidnightGino]

Fucking sixteen year old boys!

I'll kill them all!

You know... I'll turn 16 next saturday and I'm a boy... Are you going to hate me and kill me? I haven't done anything to you... lol.

 

[Mello]

Whats that?

Thought I heard whining, as if of small, pudgy child.

Must be the wind!

Anyway Cake my love, lets go find a hay bale so that I may sample your fine icings and fruity additions.;3

Alright, let's go.

 

[Cognisant]

Cheer up Melkor, and don't worry.

YouTube- Darth Vader - Don't Worry Be Happy

Or else.

 

[Melkor]

Darth vader!?D:

Uhm... Hey Cake, can I bring a fork?

And Gino, I wouldn't kill anyone with such great taste in Avatars.^.^

 

[loveofreason]

What's with all the puppy stuff? Melkor's a pussy through and through.

 

[Melkor]

Meow.^,^

I'm cheered up naow.

Wait-wait,

Did you mean kitty, or just 'generally pathetic'?