Greetings fools.

[speiss]

Most likely the latter.

Only pussies fear Darth Vader.

 

[s0nystyle]

welcum bak melkcute *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

 

[Melkor]

SONY!

What did I say about the 'Melcute'!?

BAD DOG!

Anyway, for lack of a computer it will be some time before I resume normal activity.

My slow phone restricts me largely to profile comments and pm's.

 

[Lostwitheal]

Poor dark lord...

 

[Cognisant]

Only pussies fear Darth Vader.

*force chokes with ample Pness*
And now you know why

(for the noobish: INT-Pness)

 

[echoplex]

This incredibly suprising mood swing prevents me from engaging in or adding to intellectual discussions.

Yeah, this seems to happen to me as well. Sometimes it's hard to engage in pretty much anything.

Wait, I'm supposed to be making jokes? Oh, then nevermind the above, I have no idea what you're talking about and only a pussy would have such mood swings that they cannot function. And surely such a pussy would not be surprised since such happenings are commonplace for pussies. Pussy. (saturation point reached methinks)

Seriously though, [insert heartfelt it's-gonna-be-alright / just-kidding-bitch-you're-gonna-die series of comments followed by pictures of ice cream/kittens/death].

You'd better start feeling better goddamit. <--- probably not kidding

Seriously though (ok I mean it this time), I wholeheartedly agreed with this:

Curious how humans seem to think a depressed person can be cured by:

A- presenting them with an EVEN more depressing scenario and,

B-Making to suggest that all their problems are stupid and minimal anyway.


It doesn't quite add up...

That move also makes me

 

[Dormouse]

But... but... Aren't you happy to know there is far, far, worse yet to come?

I mean, heck, you may be depressed, but at least you aren't depressed and OLD!

You will be one day. It's inevitable.

But not now! Doesn't that make you happy?

Also, we really have to take up that Melcute thing.

 

[speiss]

Oh goodness, this Melcute thing sounds intriguing. And that's true; when you're both depressed and old, you have less time to get over your depression. Melkor, of course, is a young little pup, yet to face the world and actually learn what life is.

But anyway.

What are we talking about, pussies?

Yes, interesting...

 

[Fool]

I....am...not....a....fool. Fool.

 

[Cognisant]

We are all fools,
And so I hope that one day my critics will declare me the greatest fool of all.

 

[echoplex]

But... but... Aren't you happy to know there is far, far, worse yet to come?

I mean, heck, you may be depressed, but at least you aren't depressed and OLD!

You will be one day. It's inevitable.

But not now! Doesn't that make you happy?

Well, I suppose anything can serve as a cheer-up, but not everything will work on everyone. For some people, being reminded of other sad things just multiplies the sense of sadness that was already there, and the apparent attempt to lessen the importance of said person's sadness just makes them feel their feelings are unimportant. So, basically, they end up feeling sadder, and even more insignificant than before on top of that.

Of course, one could also argue that such sadness makes one stronger and that there is value in appreciating what you have now, for it will one day be gone.

(I realize you were probably being sarcastic-ish, but I felt like commenting anyway)

Melcute

This word is an oxymoron.
<--- is mean :-(

 

[speiss]

Mels aren't cute?

... What's a mel?

 

[s0nystyle]

meh, jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron but you don't see me complaining

 

[Melkor]

Thank you Sony, for your irritating endearments.

Thank you Dormouse, your avatar makes me shudder, and your posts are always quirky.

Thank you Echoplex, I really enjoyed your post. Lovely insults. When people outside my mind mirror my thoughts on my own lack of worth it pleases me


Thank you Cog, without you the grease would have nothing to grind.

Thank you Fool, you are certainley wise.

Anyone else, this *BLEH* is for you.

 

[speiss]

BLEH to you too, my love.

edit: I mean my puppy.

 

[Fallenman]

.....
AYBABTU1!
AYBABTU1!
AYBABTU1!

This is a pussy free zone. No pussies allowed.

 

[speiss]

My goodness, he got you, didn't he?
Wander off to another thread, pussy. Even though you're the creator of this one.
S'il vous plaît, pas oubliez que je t'adore, mon minou.
:3

 

[Melkor]

I see.

This is what we call a 'super-fag' children.

Note the loud and excessive fear of 'pussies' in particular.


Ah, more voices on the wind.

Funny that.

*Slinks away to a shady spot and curls up to sleep*

 

[speiss]

Mon minou, laissez-moi vous suivi où je peux être avec toi sous l'arbre.

And thank you my dear, I take pride in being creepy.

 

[Melkor]

I sometimes wish I could be invisible.

 

[speiss]

Le même est pour chacun de nous.

edit: ... mon minou.

edit deux: *hug*

 

[Melkor]

God damn stop with the feelings bitch!

I CAN ONLY TOLERATE SO MUCH!

 

[Enne]

Are you done?

 

[speiss]

Me or him?
Because I'm certainly not done.
Let's walk over to this comfy couch Melkor, and you can tell me about your childhood.