Good analysis. However, suppose he thought he was protecting the forum ?
IRC said:12:01 <&Jesin> aand yeah, I don't think this is worth tearing the forum apart over
...[after other suggestions]...
12:02 <&Jesin> no, that's ban evasion
In other words, glory.Anthile. Nice analytical work. I want to add to your
What is the motive of Person X?
V.) Person X's perpetration purpose was petulance for all the gossip he knew this thread would put forth about him/her after he done the deed.
Longest. Callback. In history of forum.![]()
Here's a longer callback, Sage. I spammed the forum into life with a guy known as Cabbo Pearimo. Back when the forum had posts per week. Or month. Or less.
Also, FlashChat.
I just posted in the non public part, i will repeat it here for clarity (Not everyone might have known, i was admin too):
Under the current circumstances, which do not seem to change, i ask to be relieved of duty, de-admin/de-mod-fied, whatever you call it.
This is injustice and i cannot partake in it. This is not even simply a defence of Jesin, although i do stand by him, this is more about my own, inner values and them being violated. Since all my (and others') attempt at reasoning, at a diplomatic way, have failed, my only response left is retreat.
So please, remove any admin/mod rights i may have.
Ogion
Ogion
Anyone who had to listen to Barry Manilow can be forgiven for going off the rails.
That recommendation is all well and good but now we all know the password.Well, I guess I should come clean now that your panties are in a twist over this whole thing.
Here's the god's honest, truth:
I was scurrying through "crackwhoreville" (as the locals lovingly call it) and peeping in windows, as is my usual Saturday night custom, when I spotted a particularly inviting window on the second floor of a second hand underwear shop. The flicker of warm candlelight was dancing in the darkness and the faint wisps of Barry Manilow were calling out to me from up above. I needed to see what was going on in there.
So in true man-roach fashion, I climbed a festive looking oak tree that was adorned with long, slimy balloons of various colors, long since deflated, to get a little peek. Well who should I see, but XIII and FacetiousPersona embroiled in the ecstasy of a little male breast fondling while reading exotic chicken recipes to one another. Now I’m not usually into that sort of thing, but they were both wearing pants, cocks behind closed zippers, and from the waist up they were sort of attractive.
I admit that I got a little rise out of it (little being the operative word), until Face bent XIII over a sequined saddle that was suspended from the rafters, ripped off his own tear away velcro blue jeans like some sort of sex crazed svengali, and began doing a bizarre little puppet show with his member (little, again, being the operative word).
So there was Penis Abe Lincoln, standing at attention and reciting the Gettysburg address, complete with a black top hat and a beard colored on with permanent marker. The odd thing was, he was not addressing XIII's face, but his right ass cheek which was made to look like an audience with little smiley face stickers and he would slap it at the opportune times for applause. Why the left ass cheek was excluded from the production I may never know, but I suspect it was some sort of misguided statement on the evils of slavery.
Well I was a bit taken aback by the whole thing when I heard a shriek and someone yell “my password is fuckmegentlywithachainsaw!” To my surprise, it was Jesin, just two branches above me and hanging upside down like a sloth (for the record he was just trying to retrieve his lucky polka dotted rubber ball). As it turns out, Jesin has a touch of the touretts and spontaneously yells out his password when surprised, startled, or gently awaken from a nap. I don’t even want to tell you what he yelled when he saw those two miscreants begin the civil war reenactment complete with “cannon fire”, but I, Noddy, king of all that is profane, swear to you that it was the grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Interestingly, XIII and Face never heard Jesin’s outbursts, because the Barry Manilow LP was turned up far too loud, their vintage Renaissance era ladies wigs were covering their ears, and they were squealing in a crescendo of delight over the assassination of Penis Abe Lincoln by Penis John Wilkes Boothe. Alas, Jesin never even knew I was there, but I had his password.
So I went home, desperate to drown out the sorrow of all I had seen and heard, and got high sniffing spray paint I procured earlier that evening from the dumpster behind the hardware store. I was traumetized, I was stoned, I hate you all, and so I decided to log in as Jesin and fuck up the forum just for shits and grins.
Sorry about that.
So as you can see, this was physically beyond Jesin’s control, Face and XIII were responsible, however indirectly, and, not surprisingly, I am the worst and most malicious member of intpforum. Now Ban me, reinstate Jesin, have XIII and Face drawn and quartered for crimes against humanity, and get on with your lives.
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He immediately awarded himself a post-count of 12,863.
If I remember correctly, demonstration of motive tends to be one of the most important aspects of a criminal trial, at least in the US.In a court setting, that might amount to nothing
Not much to say about this whole thing (being that I'm mainly a lurker of the forum), but. . .
First off, I honest-to-god believe Jesin wasn't behind this. The hard evidence isn't there, and really all my argument relies on is just knowing the guy. In a court setting, that might amount to nothing, but screw that, this is intpforum, and this is Jesin. He's been one of my closest friends from the forum and iirc. Unless he's a brilliant actor (and thought to pretend that he's horrible at acting. . .which he is. . .), then there's no way he could have fooled me (and Wisp and Latro and Cryp, etc etc) for this long. We're talking, like, years. Why on earth would anyone expend that sort of energy just for the purpose of tearing down the forum for a day? If the facade was kept up for that long, he would have waited for a way to do something much bigger, and much more permanent.
Maybe he snapped, some might say. Maybe he really was a nice guy, and then he just went berserk. That's mildly more possible, but if that's the case, then I want to know what pushed him over the edge, because it must have been something horrendous if it caused him to do this, and I would refuse to turn my back on him.
I'm not blaming anyone. Until that report gets back, all the theorizing amounts to nothing, and all this "guilty until proven innocent" is bullshit. That would mean that we're all under accusation (yes, even you Claverhouse; what if you're just a puppet of the hacker as well? how are we to know if the hacker isn't using your account to frame Jesin, and took the initiative to replicate your unique posting style so no one would accuse you?)--and my head just doesn't have the capacity for that much suspicion.
Latro said:Of course, as you said, this is guilty until proven innocent (evidently Jesin is expected to explain how his account was hacked to prove his innocence) not innocent until proven guilty, so a reference to the US legal system is meaningless.
1. This insistence that he, that is, the owner of the account, did it unless he presents evidence that would be almost impossible for anyone to find is ridiculous.You feel that he should instead be presumed innocent and perhaps reinstated ? This seems self-satisfied with one's own prejudgement based on emotional feeling and positively insane from the view of security in any sphere of life.
Also, "an eye for an eye" is an incredibly stupid saying to be so widely used.
Wait, Claverhouse, did you just say "Jesin went missing" ? Really?
He was online the last days as regular as always. And on the forum he is IP BANNED.
Ogion
Seriously though, everyone is convinced of Jesin's innocence except for Claverhouse at this point.. that much is clear.