Flee for the hills fools!

[Melkor]

Your life just got a lot worse!

If I were you I'd go find a nice rope, or a deep river.



Yeah so i just got here, beacause I got bored of killing and murdering and so decided to come here and ruin a few lives.

Anyone interested?

 

[loveofreason]

Nice try Cabbo!

 

[CowSavior]

....???

Was this SUPPOSED to cause confusion?

 

[Cabbo Pearimo]

Actually, it's not me. It's a friend of mine from my current educational system. Everybody be nice to... Melkor? Really? To each their own, to reap the harvest they have sown, blah blah blah.


I don't use smilies. Besides, I'd never have such unpleasant grammar. You've got to try harder, man. Fit in! Now there's a thought. Fit in with the misfits.

 

[Ermine]

Oh, what the heck.. I'd be obliged to next Tuesday.

Interesting introduction...

 

[Agapooka]

Is the rope to tie to trees on both sides of the river, thereby ensuring my survival?

I figured that I'd go double whammie and take both the river and the rope.

 

[Linsejko]

That is an interesting thought, Cabbo.

(Welcome, I suppose. I've always like ropes.)

.L

 

[Melkor]

Well thanks for the welcome depsite the fact that it was unwelcoming.
Hang on a sec, If I were to be a misfit amongst misfits, would I therefore be normal?
I shudder at the thought!

Oh and my grammar is not adequate enough for you cabbo?
Perhaps I should force feed you several litres of boiling,out of date, alphabet soup until you retract your statement.

Yes, that sounds like a splendid idea!


Can I get a minion over here?

 

[CowSavior]

C'mon now.
You just got here and you're already asking for minions.

 

[Melkor]

Aha! A volunteer!
Fear not son, if you die, i'll use your corpse for firewood,thus eevn in death you shall be both useful and disposable!

 

[Linsejko]

That's exciting.

I'd like to apply. Do I get hazard pay?

.L

 

[Melkor]

Well of course you don't!

The only thing that is certain is a nice mug of mead if you live past a day.

 

[Linsejko]

A mug of mead does me no good without good conversation. I prefer wine, myself, though, honestly, comma.

.L

 

[Melkor]

Well you can talk with your little minion friends if you so wish.

 

[Linsejko]

Ah, see, I don't do well with that kind of devaluation. To make me a truly submissive minion, you're going to have to twist my mind to view you as a superior I long to be equal to. And then you have to make me feel like I can earn that equality by doing what you want.

You've a tough task in front of you.

.L

 

[Melkor]

-holds up a cookie-
How about now?

 

[Cabbo Pearimo]

Mmm, chocolate longing...

 

[Agapooka]

-holds up a cookie-
How about now?

That only has a chance of working if your potential minion doesn't already have a stash thereof...

 

[Linsejko]

^aye.

.L

 

[Cabbo Pearimo]

GTA MOTHAFUGART!

 

[Melkor]

Well it just so happens I have accquired said stash.

 

[Melkor]

Your life just got a lot worse!

If I were you I'd go find a nice rope, or a deep river.



Yeah so i just got here, because I got bored of killing and murdering and so decided to come here and ruin a few lives.

Anyone interested?

 

[loveofreason]

History... never repeats....

 

[NoID10ts]

Melkor ........ is a bastard.

 

[saffyangelis]

How are you going to ruin lives without killing people? *is curious* Does it involve blinding them? *is interested*

 

[Fukyo]

Pathetic.

*flicks her hair*

The sun gleams of the righteous steel of my katana
You won't be able to escape the impending doom that awaits you.
My holy blade will be your end.

*assumes a battle stance and charges with a ferocious battle cry*
*the blade pierces Melkor's soft flesh,the life is dying from his eyes;with a swift movement the sword is free,blood droplets fall on the ground,drops are falling from the blade.

I've rid you of this smug fool with illusions of grandeur.

*points sword at the body*

YOU.ARE.NOT.CLOUD.!!!

 

[Jesin]

*begins charging up*

 

[Melkor]

-Melkor removes the sword from his body and hastily stabs it into the wall behind him, before leaping to his feet-

Silly Fukyo...I pity you....


You just DON'T GET IT AT ALL!!!!

 

[Kianara]

*sigh* You can give up now, Fukyo. He never dies. He's Melkor.

 

[Melkor]

-Psstttt..Kia, you're words are ever ture, but you're ruining the drama!!!!!-

 

[Kianara]

<whispering> Oh, okay. My bad. </whispering>

DIE EVIL MELKOR!

 

[Melkor]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Fukyo's the villian!!!
I'm the manically depressed and ultimately weaker protagonist!

 

[Fukyo]

I'm just playing with him.

 

[Melkor]

Exactly!!!

Or at least she is until I somehow gain the upperhand despite having been losing the fight right up until it's climax...hmmm......-



-Leaps at Fukyoaiming a hack at her torso-

 

[Kianara]

So... who's side am I on? Or do I just side with Melkor because he'll win.

 

[saffyangelis]

Side with me!!!!

*Throws a grenade at the fighting Melkor and Fukyo*

I'm Immortal. And I got an A* in my Maths mocks today =D

 

[Fukyo]

So... who's side am I on? Or do I just side with Melkor because he'll win.

Everything is relative.So is Melkor's "victory".

 

[Fukyo]

Side with me!!!!

*Throws a grenade at the fighting Melkor and Fukyo*

I'm Immortal. And I got an A* in my Maths mocks today =D

And saffy I thought you were on my side!

 

[saffyangelis]

I'm on my own side. I'll go after whoever's nearest.

*grenade explodes, smashing Melkor into a billion itsy bitsy chunks of gore which spatter Fukyo, permenantly traumatising her.*

I will however side with whoever promises not to touch my wings ¬_¬

 

[Fukyo]

I promise not to touch you wings,and to punish anyone who does!

 

[saffyangelis]

Hmmmm..... do I get a better offer Melkor?

 

[Kianara]

*shrug* I'm siding with Melly because we're killing each other on another thread, and it's nice to get multiple perspectives.

 

[Jesin]

THREAD...
MERGE!!

 

[loveofreason]

Heh... I think up until that point Melkor was the only person here with three intro threads.

 

[Kianara]

THat's cause he's special.

 

[Jesin]

Heh... I think up until that point Melkor was the only person here with three intro threads.

Three?

Where's the other one?

 

[Fukyo]

THat's cause he's special.

And not in a good way...

 

[saffyangelis]

Special....
That;s one way of putting it. Not quite the words I'd use though.

 

[loveofreason]

Three?

Where's the other one?

Hahahahaha... it's right here in introit, but far too funny to mess with.

 

[Jesin]

Ah, yes. The one where he stole your butterfly. I think we can leave that one for now.