Face's Fairy Castle

[Fukyo]

What is going on around here...

I need a new avvie!

 

[Cegorach]

I'm going on around here!

Btw, If you get a new avvie, make sure it's sexy.

 

[Fukyo]

Hell yeah.

 

[loveofreason]

Perhaps featuring a large bovine udder?

 

[Melkor]

You're all very sick... But fear not.. Thats just the planet, corrupting, corroding you, filling your minds with dirty thoughts! But when mother gets here, she'll make it all better, and together we'll RIDE THE COSMOS UPON THE BURNING CORPSE OF THIS PLANET, HAVING TEA AND CUSTARD CREAMS!!! Anyway...what happened to the sexual nature of this thread?

 

[Fukyo]

Don't worry,the CloudxZack avatar's coming.

 

[Melkor]

You wouldn't dare!! Can't you get some other awkward scene? Crisis core is full of them actually... Still, they educate me! I now know that it is perfectly acceptable to strip a comatose blonde IF they are soaked in Mako!

 

[Cegorach]

HA! Lor, you really know how to turn me on!


FUKYO! I'll be really pissed if they're wearing even the smallest shred of clothing.


Oh, Melly...
The sexual nature of this thread left for two days, had to put up with "normal" people, came back, Pm'd Melly, and is still recuperating from the small amounts of socializing that was forced upon him.

 

[Fukyo]

Btw...My nick on the IRC from now on is Mellymuffin.

 

[Cegorach]

Yeah, well out here I'm gonna call you my Fukbuddy!

 

[Fukyo]

Ahem...just have in mind that the "Fuk" part is pronounced as "Fook".

 

[Melkor]

You whore! Thats my name!! And Cow, I thought I was your fookbuddy!?

 

[Cegorach]

That's your technical designation, but I prefer to call you my Mellymuffin.

@Fukyo --You can believe whatever makes you happy, dear.

 

[Melkor]

Ahh... Good...and I'll just call you Cow... the other definition of cow, meaning to intimidate, hence cowering. Thats due to your nature during our 'special' time, obviously... Speaking of which...

 

[Fukyo]

Ohhh...!

"Special" time... Heh..

*Fukyo gets a nosebleed and passes out*

 

[Melkor]

Do you find meaningful conversation and heart to hearts exciting Fukkie? Thats our special time... So Cow? What do we do with an unconscious Fukyo? - evil raising of eyebrows-

 

[Cegorach]

I'll tell you what we'll do with her...
-evil raising of the penis-

 

[Fukyo]

*The evil Fukyo raises and after wiping the blood from her nose,proceeds to beat the living shit out of Cow with a crowbar borrowed from Saffy*

 

[Cegorach]

Oh, you love it Fukyo!
Btw, I have something harder than a crowbar... you could beat that!

 

[Deleted member 1424]

*sits back on the sidelines eating popcorn, anticipating with amusement the moment fukyo castrates cow.*

 

[Fukyo]

This is easily resolved with estrogen shots...Just ask Melkor.

After a few rounds...he won't know what got him,until he starts to get secondary female characteristics.

 

[Cegorach]

I would make an amazing lesbian.
...You would like that wouldn't you?

 

[Fukyo]

*Headdesk*

He needs a sedative!In the form of a blunt object trauma to the head!

 

[Cegorach]

We could have a hot sweaty pillow fight?!

 

[Fukyo]

I'd like to smother you with a pillow,yes.

 

[Cegorach]

Sounds rough.
But I'll oblige all of your fantasies, dear Fukyo.

So are you into bondage or do you just like choking guys?

 

[Fukyo]

Neither.

I do like choking them occasionally.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Choking requires too much physical contact,
You're better off sticking to whips, chains and hot wax.

 

[Fukyo]

I just wanted to kill him and then dispose of the body.
I suppose a bullet to the head has the same effect.

 

[preilemus]

forgive me for not setting time aside to conduct a formal board investigation, but i really think this is quicker:

why does face get her own section, and how did she get it? oh, and why dont people like her?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Question three answers question one, from there the answer to question two should be obvious.

 

[Razare]

http://www.intpforum.com/showthread.php?t=2292

Only INTP's would give a misfit who breaks the rules their own forum section.

 

[Red Mage]

Face is a very special person who needs his own special place to be special.

 

[Melkor]

It's a temporary spam deflector, a stigma, not a trophy. And Fukyo, Cow, stop fightina and devote all your time to loving me! With crowbars!

 

[Red Mage]

It's a temporary spam deflector, a stigma, not a trophy.

I thought that was a secret known to everyone else but Face and that we were supposed to be quiet about in front of him/her.

 

[preilemus]

ok, thank you for the responses. i found the fp ban thread, so that should answer any questions i have.

have a nice day

 

[Cegorach]

I just wanted to kill him and then dispose of the body.
I suppose a bullet to the head has the same effect.

Awe, here Fukbuddy, I got you some flowers!
You seem like you're in a horrible mood... although I can't imagine why...

 

[Fukyo]

They aren't poisonous are they?

 

[Melkor]

I'm being ignored by my beloved... I must have whisky... Then a shower... Then I shall jump off a bridge...

 

[Fukyo]

I'm sorry...But Cow never loved you...

 

[Melkor]

erh! uh... Wha.... WHAT? Then....... Life is futile.... I'm going now.... Goodbye....

 

[Fukyo]

*Fukyo waves to Melkor*

 

[Melkor]

-tries very hard not to cry- - pauses at the badly designed bridge fencing, sighing deeply, before slowly tearing up his 3D glasses -

 

[Fukyo]

Not the glasses!

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Wait Melkor!!!!!!
*ties a bungi cord around mel's feet*
Carry on.

@fukyo: Personally I think it's Cloud's angsty influence on him.

 

[Melkor]

I have no need for them in hell! - jumps-

 

[Fukyo]

Well yeah,he was always an angsty drag queen.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

@melkor
Ha, you were ninja'd!*he bounces back up and hits his head on the bridge*

 

[Cegorach]

There was no need for a bungi cord, Kaedri!
I have something exceedingly long that he could have grabbed onto...




Dammit Fukyo! Leave Muffin alone!
...And why would I give you poisoned flowers?
Do you even know what creepy stalker love is?

 

[Fukyo]

As a stalker myself I do.