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How to give a cat a pill (with bonus instructions on how to give a dog a pill) 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand...

I think I might get shot if I post this on the "Philosophy and faith" forum. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBxCBi3C67k :eek::eek::eek:

At that point I lost it too.

I saw this and I had to post it. http://www.937thearrow.com/pages/waltonandjohnson.html?article=10499045

Star Wars Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Cube Tray. I've seen fancy ice cube molds before but this one is seriously funny. I just thought I'd post it here, don't think it's spam, I'm not making any money off of this. I just thought it was funny...

Response to the OP: Slip a little despondex into their food or drink. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd4tugPM83c

That would make a kick ass rodeo attraction Cog. Noddy, wouldn't your grandparents be slippery when wet? Try something with rougher skin.

A Dutch artist, upset over losing his beloved pet, Orville, had the animal stuffed and transformed its body into a remote-controlled helicopter. http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/super-page/dude-turns-his-dead-cat-into-a-helicopter/

Soo, you were that kid in the 1980's who didn't realize that it was your sweater that you were supposed to tie around your neck. You would have never made it in California.

Wow, it's been a long time since I've been on this forum. It almost made my head spin how the subject went from sea slugs to...um...other things. BTW Noddy when you wear pants you don't wear them like a hat -just a little tip.

That's the first thing I thought when I saw it. It reminded me of a Po ki mon. You know that three for three thing could apply to you too Cog -just saying. :)

When I saw this animal I honestly thought it was Photoshopped. I had to look it up to believe it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glaucus_atlanticus

Me gusta Tequilla, beer is boring.

Ok folks, I've posted this video before on this forum but for those who haven't seen it yet, here goes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya_D9IwB3-s

quote: "...other than the standard weed story." Lol. Talking about something a bit more legal, My son (who was 8 at the time as I recall) and I both did an experiment with an allergy med called "Claritin". Over a period of 3 days it altered our personalities. My son became very...

Mellivar, you posted a while ago but I'm just getting around to reading this and felt compelled to reply to it even though you have long since left the conversation so I don't really know why I'm doing this but I'm doing this anyway so there (I like run on sentences). Quote: "I'd say we just...

Well I'm glad I never actually paid for my ipod clippy thingies. I won them in a contest. PC = Practical Computer

I'm not an Apple fan. I had two ipod clip thingies. That was enough to inoculate me against the companies products. I am still tempted from time to time by the cool apps and the friendly graphics that smile at me but I remember my inoculation and realize that it's better to have something...

I have a degree in psychology. It was really fun. The problem is that you can't do much with it unless you get at least a masters degree. If you are going to go this rout understand that you, and your money are in it for the long haul. As for careers in Psychology be wary of counseling...

I have a degree in psychology. It was really fun. The problem is that you can't do much with it unless you get at least a masters degree. If you are going to go this rout understand that you, and your money are in it for the long haul. As for careers in Psychology be wary of counseling...

Oh whew! I thought you might have taken things the wrong way. I would love to see the torment you are causing. You have a way of making everything funny. I can't tell you the number of times I almost fell off my office chair from laughing at something you wrote. I could send you an invite to...

If you do go torment people on the forums let me know I'm sure it will be entertaining.:D

Hi Nod. I hope you don't think I was being harsh with you on that last thread. I did time on the Christian forums a few years ago. I got horrified and left. For a while there (before I got horrified by something) I participated, but I became frustrated with the vast numbers of mindless...

An interesting notion K. I don't know much about sight but I am loosing my hearing in one ear. It makes sound location a real bitch. It's interesting to learn that you handle information differently with each ear. I haven't noticed much difference but the hearing loss is only partial in that...

I'm reading "The Closing of the Western Mind" by Charles freeman. It starts with the ancient Greek philosophers and follows the progression of western thought through the dark age to Thomas Aquinas. The book is about 350 pages and I am only on page 60 so I'm interested in how they are going to...

Well, now I'm more interested in the book. I guess I ought to just buckle down and purchase it.

Thank you A22. BTW do you know that there's a theory out there that suggests that everyone is capable of drawing well? I'm not trying to sell anyone a book, especially one I haven't read yet, but according to what this book says about itself it delves into the notion that not only can anyone...

Ugh my computer is being really slow right now and I don't have time to fuck with it. I'll post the rest of the drawings in a day or so.

Here are some drawings I have done recently. I'm going for the photorealistic look because my drawing skills aren't advanced.

I've never been to a party where people have puked in interesting places. I have been to a party (of sorts) where 100 people suddenly were compelled to say "oh shit!" (and/or fuck) at the same time.

.....and other things related to approaching the opposite sex. Yes there is hope folks, watch this terrific video to see how NASA will approach this problem. ‪NASA Scientists Plan to Approach a Girl by 2018 - from The Onion News Network‬‏ - YouTube

Re: Hidden 3d Laser images Thank you Zombie for explaining that. I have always wondered why I couldn't see what I was supposed to see in those images. When I looked at the flags image that the original poster had posted It looked to me more like a Rhinoceros dancing the can can, which is...

Existing Situation: Insecure. Seeks roots, stability, emotional security and an environment providing greater ease and fewer problems, but is either unwilling or unable to exert the effort. Stress Sources: Physiological Interpretation: Pronounced susceptibility to outside stimuli. Psychological...

Grumpiness (or the appearance thereof) can be masked. Just inhale helium before you speak. The high comical voice can cover over a world of sin. Heck you could probably read Sylvia Plath's poetry and people would laugh.

So you think you are a cheese wiz huh? I'm gouda kill you for that. Someone please brie me the grater I'm gonna Canestrato you.

Quote: Apart from them not knowing what their left hand is doing, of course. The left hand was jacking off.

You say you are "New" yet your user name is "THE nOOb557". Who are you and what have you done with New! BTW welcome to the forum (commonly known as The Depths of Insanity).

Compared to parrots budgies are quiet. Parrots, at least the one we had (briefly) SQUALK loudly. The one we had had an attitude and bit people. He also shit all over the place. An interesting story about parrots: We kept this parrots cage on a little cart that squeaked horribly at the...

Budgies are loud and messy. They shit everywhere. when I was a teenager my sister got a pair. Their cage was right next to the window that looked out on our backyard. At the crack of dawn, long before anyone wanted to wake up on Saturday mornings, they would be chirping with the outdoor...

Multi unit dwellings built in the 70's and 80's often had thin walls. This made it easy for your neighbors pot smoke to drift through the walls and cracks thereof. If you live in one of these dwellings Ocofan, perhaps this is a reasonable explanation for the phenomenon. I used to have very...

The similarities between the INTP personality and Autism spectrum disorders like aspergers has in the past been an ongoing topic of conversation. Being that those with aspergers also have difficulty with eye contact, perhaps it's time to revisit this connection. And now for a random string of...

“Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.” Winston Churchill

"There is no spoon" What does flatware have to do with this?

"On a more serious note, if you think the world is flat in a non-local sense, you're probably just doing it for the attention." No I don't think the world is flat. I just thought it was some funny bullshit that people might be interested in.

One must ask the question, has science become so complex to the average person that its theories sound just as plausible as those proposed by groups like the flat earth society and creation science (another group of crazies)?

Perhaps the site is a hoax. I only read a few pages of that site. There are people who believe the earth is flat. I have read some of their shit. It's pretty funny. I believe this is the site I viewed a while ago http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/ I don't have time to read it right now...

I'm hoping it is. I have read a few pages and so far they are serious. I have also read some other things from other sites (I can't recall the links right now) and those people from those other sites are dead serious. Perhaps this thread belongs in the Psychology and Neuroscience section of...

Hey folks check this out : http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm These people really believe that the world is flat. Edit: someone said that the above site was a hoax. I had been wanting to post something on the flat earthers for quite some time now so I googled the...

Oh! should I groan or giggle.....I think I'll do both.

That's a lot of information for the hosting company to back up. Was all of it actually restored? The forum does seem a bit dead. I can't seem to put my finger on why. It does look as though a lot of the older members don't post very often. I'm not able to participate much because I am busy...