Check out this really cool creature

[grey matters]

When I saw this animal I honestly thought it was Photoshopped. I had to look it up to believe it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glaucus_atlanticus

 

[Minuend]

Yeah, those are awesome.

Sea slugs ._.

 

[lungs]

crazy, it looks like it belongs on a pokemon card.

 

[Felan]

Very cool.

 

[Cognisant]

If it's colorful you shouldn't touch it, colorful things are poisonous.
If it's in or near Australia it's poisonous and/or deadly in some other way.
If it has no way of hiding, running away or in any way defending itself, it's poisonous.

Three for three, that poor dumb bastard.

 

[grey matters]

That's the first thing I thought when I saw it. It reminded me of a Po ki mon.

You know that three for three thing could apply to you too Cog -just saying.

 

[NoID10ts]

I ate one of those once. That's why I'm blue. And why I'm hung like a donkey, but can't get an erection.

 

[Minuend]

but can't get an erection.

You should have opened with that. I was disappointed.

 

[NoID10ts]

You should have opened with that. I was disappointed.

You're not the only one who's been disappointed with regards to my erection.

 

[Minuend]

Nobody wants to listen to your adventures with Melkor >_>

 

[NoID10ts]

Nobody wants to listen to your adventures with Melkor >_>

Oh, no! I can get it up for Melkor.

 

[Cognisant]

Once again, Science to the rescue!

Spoiler

Edit: You bastards ninja'ed me.

 

[NoID10ts]

Those cost too much money, Cog. Can I just pay you to hold it up for me?

 

[Cognisant]

That costs more.

But I can chop it off and exchange it for a dildo for free.
(neural interface not included)

 

[NoID10ts]

I'll think about it. Maybe I can start a poll: Do you find a blue man with a limp donkey cock more or less attractive than a blue man with a dildo permanently grafted on.

 

[Minuend]

Oh, no! I can get it up for Melkor.

Oh. Well, how do you think that manifests? I've had similar problems myself, but when I bump into flag poles, my loyal commandant raises like the price of tomatoes before a ketchup sale.

 

[NoID10ts]

Oooh. All this talk is making me tingly. Maybe I'm cured!

 

[Cognisant]

*blank look of confusion*

 

[Minuend]

You can't have him!

*Puts on pants*

 

[NoID10ts]

Everyone can have me!

(We're supposed to be wearing pants? Shit. I've gotta go buy some pants.)

 

[grey matters]

Wow, it's been a long time since I've been on this forum. It almost made my head spin how the subject went from sea slugs to...um...other things. BTW Noddy when you wear pants you don't wear them like a hat -just a little tip.

 

[NoID10ts]

What am I, stupid? You tie the pant legs around your neck and fly and stuff. Everyone knows "pants" is the the French word for "cape." Shit. Like I'm an idiot or something.

 

[grey matters]

Soo, you were that kid in the 1980's who didn't realize that it was your sweater that you were supposed to tie around your neck. You would have never made it in California.