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But that would be like counting all the grains of sand... there's a dollar store every 12' just oozing Christmas glitter. It's a big job. Gonna need to be really hungry for tone deaf tears and glitter. What am I saying... that's my kind of soul food. Except when glitter gets in your eye...

But who will incinerate all the little glitter bits?

Is xmas over yet? It's gotta be over soon. Like any day now. *twitch* xmas stuff is everywhere. And all that glitter and tinsel... still find that stuff on and under things in October...

I think I left a pie in my filing cabinet. Gross.

OMG rite?! Speaking of which, there's s thing I forgot to do.

That's just mean. ;)

The voodoo you goin' doto people...

If you really like it, buy at least two so you have another one/set after you exhaust the first one. If you try to find another one later it will be discontinued or otherwise unavailable.

Fuck... ima axe Santy Claws for precisely that for xmas. Where do I sign?!

How can they not give in?! Edit: Also, if bacon wrapped scallops and coffee is wrong for dinner then I don't want to be right.

"If it sucked the last time, it will probably suck the next time every time."

Things are looking (or cooking?) up!

I have bacon wrapped scallops I'm trying to be arsed to put in the oven. I think I need to clean some pans first. Not looking good...

Ahh, that feeling you get at 18:00 when you're tearing down for the end of the day which ended a while ago and THEN you remember you're on the hook for yet another meeting... starting at 18:00.

A little after 13:00 today, I'm starving. There's a samosa and I really need to eat it. I jam an irresponsibly large portion of samosa into my face and start trying to chew it. A phone rings. As I bring it to my ear and start to speak I'm thinking "Hang on... this isn't go-"...

Triple 9 (2015) Good cast, good times. Atlanta, dirty cops, Russian mobsters.

Challenge accepted. Clickity-clack.

WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA*wheeeeeeeeeeeeze* ha ha ha hah haaaaaaaaahhh. Nope.

My weed smells like Scope? The mouth wash product? Refreshingly minty but WHY?

This one is CD. And you can use an autism sled to overfluff his buffer.

Itch runned out of questions allotted for query?

Salt and fucking metal. Wine after. While it BURNS.

K. I'm sort of observing the same in TT so I was going to offer "probably because tapatalk sucks" but that's even less helpful if you're not experiencing it in that interface.

Just now. Curry, ready to eat: boil in bag. Packaged in India. Who knows where it was actually manufactured. ...I suppose I would if I read the package... But I'm going to not bother. It occurred to me that the reason I promptly forgot about it last night, the catastrophically distracting...

I bet if I had enough fire I wouldn't have to move any of this snow.

Basically this ^^ and also I went to a few of the other type forums and this one made me grit my teeth the least. Also... the DC. Stuff is WAY too bright anywhere else.

Tapatalk is doing this?

Anyone else wear VFFs in winter? I mean like... where it's cold and snowy in the winter?

Newp.

Hate it in movies when they kill the dog. Now I'm hungry.

There's food here somewhere I was thinking about eating. But I got distracted and thought about something else. Now I can't remember what that food might have been or where it might be, I only remember having thought about it. I'm not even sure I'm hungry. Maybe I ordered delivery?

I thought we were asking the questions? Can't draw very well at all but I've always been kind of musical. Dunno if I'd consider myself much of an autist really.

May I please have a large chicken shawarma wrap with extra shawarma, all the pickles, no lettuce, no tomato? And uhhhh Greek salad, rice with lentils? Delivery please.

Will we ever get out of this maze?

Why is a mouse when it spins?

Is this thing on?

Coke from glass bottle, from a can or from plastic bottle?

That was fun.

Old people were once upon a time not-old. They've had plenty of time to think about all the angles. Suspicion is warranted.

Pb, z10, priv, nexus 4, nexus 7.

That, right there, is some actual Metallica. Netflix has a Dirk Gently? Where have I been? I know I'm giggling. That's what I know.

Whoah.

And you expected what in lieu?

Good luck with this crowd...

*furiously mashes "volume up"* but volume does not UP. Eventually, realize am not holding device the headphones are connected to.

When you have 3 minutes before your meeting and can squeeze one more track in before the headphones come off.

Went with shorts. Suck it, winter.

You haven't seen my shoes.

PMJ is right on point. You can't properly rock boxers in skinny jeans. And we should all be rocking boxers, for Willy.

Aww! *snifl* U might wanna brush that glass off. Carefully.