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Creeping Death

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Hey, I am a (somewhat) new member to this forum site. I came here from the land of immortal shapeshifters. It's your lucky day that I decided to show my physical form to you mortal being, so feel free to ask away.
 

Pyropyro

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Re: Feel free to axk me anytang.

Vaginas, or maybe Storks. But the storks probably get theirs from one giant vagina.

do storks have vaginas or do vaginas have storks?
 

Minute Squirrel

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Re: Feel free to axk me anytang.

Vaginas, or maybe Storks. But the storks probably get theirs from one giant vagina.

Hmmmmmmm....well they definitely don't come from the skygina. I just can't see babies coming from the same place as the langoliers.




Anyhow, assuming the transubstanchiation is real, which part of Jesus' body is the most nutritious? Or is all the meat just ground up first before God(or an angle or elf or whatever)makes it look like bread/crackers again? And if that's the case, which part of the body do they use? Do they just use the muscle? When Jesus said "this is my body" was he including his head and appendages? Isn't it cannibalism? Is it only canbibalism when Jews do it? Is it kosher?

do storks have vaginas or do vaginas have storks?

That's some ol' advanced philosophy shizz right there.
 

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Re: Feel free to axk me anytang.

do storks have vaginas or do vaginas have storks?

Vaginas have storks, why else would storks deliver babies when we know the baby came from a vagina?
 

Creeping Death

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Re: Feel free to axk me anytang.

Anyhow, assuming the transubstanchiation is real, which part of Jesus' body is the most nutritious?

Balls.

Or is all the meat just ground up first before God(or an angle or elf or whatever)makes it look like bread/crackers again?

Yes, I've seen it done.

And if that's the case, which part of the body do they use?

Balls.

When Jesus said "this is my body" was he including his head and appendages?

Just certain appendages.

Isn't it cannibalism?

Yes.

Is it only canbibalism when Jews do it? Is it kosher?

No.
 

Rhombus

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Re: Feel free to axk me anytang.

can you give me your credit card number?
 

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Re: Feel free to axk me anytang.

What's your SSN?
 

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Re: Feel free to axk me anytang.

Best way to get past the feeling that you belong at the bottom of a well?

Why can't I deafen myself with imagined dolphin chatter?
 

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Creeping Death

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Re: Feel free to axk me anytang.

can you give me your credit card number?

sure, but just the bin, 410894


But try this one

5000 1234 5678 9101
01/75 000
John Doe
321 Main St
Somewheresville, IN 34567
(555) 111-2244
 

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Black Rose

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Re: Feel free to axk me anytang.

do you have psychic powers?

i am trying to develop my abilities.
 

Creeping Death

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Re: Feel free to axk me anytang.

do you have psychic powers?

i am trying to develop my abilities.

Yes, and for a limited time only you can take my online psychic training course for $250 an hour. Sign up today and in just a weeks worth of classes you'll be completely developed in your abilities.
 

QuickTwist

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Black Rose

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Re: Feel free to axk me anytang.

Yes, balls.

An enlightened one once told me that in some circumcision traditions everything got chopped off. repression of the female deity was engaged in by those who worship only the male deity. femininity was evil to them, they cut it off so as to not be defiled by the female organs.
 

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Imagine you're standing at a cliff. There are four people standing with you. Somebody jumps. When they hit the ground, they bounce all the way back up onto the ledge but now they're holding a huge wad of cash that looks to be around $1,000,000 US dollars. "WOAH THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED" he says. Somebody else jumps and bounces back with a stack of documents. "HOLY CRAP THIS IS THE PROOF I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FORMULATE FOR MONTHS. I CAN GET MY PHD NOW." The third person jumps and hits the ground hard. Their mangled corpse lies at the bottom motionless. The fourth person looks horrified. "Oh my god I've known him since we were kids and he's never shown any suicidal tendencies." She pauses, but then jumps and comes back with the most beautiful sword you've ever seen. "I didn't want to live anymore after seeing my friend die, but the finest sword ever crafted is mine so I can slay my arch-nemesis now. Good thing I lived."

How do you proceed?
 

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Kill the people that survived the jump and take the cool shit they acquired.
 

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I jump. Such a high chance to get something I really want is worth risking death for.
 

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There wasn't supposed to be a correct answer to this question but you solved it anyway.

Whatever my answer is, it is the correct answer, even if there was never meant to be a correct answer. The moment I respond to a question is the moment a correct answer begins to exist.
 

Bad Itch

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Coke from glass bottle, from a can or from plastic bottle?
 

Clearleaf

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What was the last thing you buried? Literally like in the ground.
 

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May I please have a large chicken shawarma wrap with extra shawarma, all the pickles, no lettuce, no tomato? And uhhhh Greek salad, rice with lentils? Delivery please.
 

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I thought we were asking the questions?

Can't draw very well at all but I've always been kind of musical. Dunno if I'd consider myself much of an autist really.
 

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Is Obama the reincarnation of Akhenaten or just his clone?
 

Bad Itch

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Itch runned out of questions allotted for query?
 

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I think he went back to his home dimension.

What shape do you find attractive in a female polygon? I mean, would it have to be a curved shape like a nice hour glass? Or is symmetry more important? Hang on, is this the immortal being shape thing or the incarnation of Death that has joined our hallowed ranks?

Where's the rest of the four horseman? Did pestilence call in sick again? I assume Famine is on his lunch break and War is probably in the ENTJ forum recruiting generals.

Or maybe they're being interviewed for the new cabinet. I hear Pestilence is tipped to be new secretary of health.
 

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This one is CD. And you can use an autism sled to overfluff his buffer.
 

Creeping Death

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Is Obama the reincarnation of Akhenaten or just his clone?

Neither, I don't see how you thought either of those.

I thought we were asking the questions?

Nowhere in the rules did it say I couldn't ask you developmentally disabled keyboard warriors my own questions.
 

Bad Itch

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Neither, I don't see how you thought either of those.



Nowhere in the rules did it say I couldn't ask you developmentally disabled keyboard warriors my own questions.
Challenge accepted. Clickity-clack.
 

Bad Itch

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Where can I get better surface to air missiles?!
 

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Assuming you are a guy and straight, how much would you suck a dick for?
 
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