Once again, how coarse (and strange to be talking about toilets).
I liken most of philosophy to just talking "shit", though. A good deal of philosophy concerns the abstract- so abstract that it basically has no relevance to our lives at all.
Just like "shit", pretty much, in that they both practically worthless.
But even "shit" can be fun sometimes.
"Yes, I have been know to spend an unnatural time in bathrooms, even when I have no need to use them."
You seem to be implying here that you spend an abnormally long time even when you need to use them. Any chance this would help?