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Melkor

Melkor

*Silent antagonist* 33 From Béal feirste
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  • bananaphallus
    "That's some acheivement!"
    And you accuse me of 'ruining English'!? Poppycock!

    This had to happen, I'm sorry...

    snowqueen
    You're so dumb you wouldn't notice you were here even if you tripped over your own foot!
    I'm sorry, Cow is still tied back in Pedobear Santa's warehouse.

    You can have a clone. <.<

    now in mass production
    loveofreason
    Well that's a shame, isn't it? :p

    I have to disappear for a few days, if you have any mockery to deliver I suggest you do so now.
    loveofreason
    Hah!

    Thought you'd return to us you ungodly wretch!?

    Well I've had Adair build a new torture chamber for just such a celebrati-uumm... I mean catastrophic event!
    Cegorach
    Merry Christmas, Muffin.

    You keep disappearing for ungodly periods of time.
    *Ceg do not approve of this.*
    loveofreason
    The world is just so goddamn unfair to you that you can't be here for christmas! *has irrational meltdown and half-drowns*

    Look, here - all your family to mourn your absence!

    :kujah-1: :vince: :cloud1: :chibSep: :chocor:

    :tonberry: :adamemote1:

    And especially from the genius of Adaire:

    bananaphallus
    *undergrowth erupts in flame, suddenly encapsulated in small and shrinking pocket of non-death, immense heat singes frigid, inner mists of 'self', which condense and are expelled earthwards via the urinary tract with surprising vigor, seemingly endless stream of melancholic self-mist-urine acts as an auger of sorts and bores an escape route through layer after layer of subterranean mumbo jumbo at a pace slightly quicker than gravity is able to reconcile, falls for what seems like minutes as the reassuring and familiar moonlight illuminating the point-of-entry becomes but a faint memory, lands [very briefly] on hard surface, which struggles to bear the brunt of his chiseled physical form and dozens of gallons of urine moving at near-incredible speeds, and immediately crumbles, falls a bit more, and finally comes to rest with a piddly thud on naked buns in a small and windowless, but oddly familiar room, looks up to see a nude Danny Glover, sitting in a captain's chair, smiling...*
    Zero
    I think it's called stone skin or anti-shock. In Aion it's called anti-shock.

    Anti-shock can only take a certain amount of damage for you though.

    *Shoots cryptonite bullet*

    I would use silver, but I'm allergic to it.
    bananaphallus
    *bites nose, turns figurative tables*

    ...literally like a second later...

    *drops trou - captor befuddled - escapes, under cover of darkness, into prickly thicket...*
    Eljua
    And so the extension of the mind destroying nature of the zombie virus continues, as it finds yet another victim on the extensive world wide web.
    loveofreason
    Odious Guttersnipe.


    *oh, Jenny... Melkor prefers the middle. He'll be purring soon :) That's when you use these. *hands her a spiked glove* borrowed from noddy ;)
    Jennywocky
    I'm sure we can work something out... if you don't mind squeezing in the middle here.
    (Don't wanna make you uncomfortable, though. ;) )
    snowqueen
    mmm yum, fermented cherries - my favourite.

    [spits the stones at Melkor]

    lots to smile about women!!
    Zero
    I'm not like that. I'm more concerned about taking over- if bothering with that. Things get boring, I just leave. There's no point in being stupid.

    What's with you sexist ass fuckers anyway? I think you're just being a dumbshit, because that's all you can do.

    This place is hard to return to after a while. It just starts to wear on my patience and I get bored. Sometimes I just can't deal with the stupidity, the depression, druggies, the fakes and esteem issues. I guess that's not just here though. That's everywhere, albeit in smaller doses.

    Melkor sometimes comes off as the biggest faker I ever had the disgust of attempting convo with.
    Zero
    I know what you mean. I don't necessarily like being compliant, but for convenience sake I will be. I tend to be more aggressive online, but I don't like getting kicked out of places. I already feel like everywhere else I go that happens.

    I think I understand the conflicting thing. As a general rule, I kind of hate "people", yet I don't like being lonely. Yet I don't really want to bother with people.

    I know some people on here actually take meds and all for depression. Mine is usually connected to having not eaten, having a weird sleeping schedule, or just feeling inadequate.

    Do you know if you have a dominant T?
    Zero
    Someone talked about submitting to an ENTJ and that INTPs would like it. I thought that was you. I assumed from such a statement that the person who said that is likely ENTJ.

    Though, now that I don't think that I'm kind of horrified by the similarities... It just seems like you're more destructive than I am. Though I do hold back here. I need one place I can come back to.

    But INTPs aren't as easy to upset as my usual prey. Which I'm actually glad for.
    Zero
    Ack! I thought you were an ENTJ for the longest time.

    Who was it then...?
    Tyria
    To my knowledge he continues to do the artwork for the series. Most of the artwork that you see now is by another artist (who isn't half bad), but I still like Amano better.
    Eljua
    I apologise for not getting back to you on messenger. I was told to watch a film with a housemate, but I was given the choice of film, so I had trouble saying no.
    Tyria
    I think his art on the FF series is very whimsical. I used to always love when the new series would come out because it meant that he would be drawing more characters :D
    Cegorach
    Yeah, people just aren't the same without blood.

    My avvie is of fishies... in balloons! (There's a close-up of part of it in my profile.)
    And yes Muffin, your current avatar is full of sexy, bishie, Cloud winnage. ;)

    *Cow wishes that he had an avatar of bishies in balloons, though.* :cat:
    Cegorach
    'Tis The Scream.
    It is by 'Edvard Munch', but apparently he's from Norway.

    But yes, this one is far better because it involves blood... and everything goes better with blood. :D
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