Hey guys.

[square peg]

I'm brand new here, and I really only discovered my type a few days ago. Because I'm new, and also due to my natural ability to 'do it wrong', there's about a 60% I'm posting this in the wrong section. If so, just let me know and I'll delete it or do whatever I have to do.

My typing actually came as a bit of a relief for me; it let me know that there are other people out there like me, and I'm sure you can tell how I feel from my user name (square peg in a round hole, for those of you that are unfamiliar with the idiom). So to know now that, not only do others exist, but we have a specific 'type' is extremely reassuring.

Anyway, I'm not entirely sure where I'm going with this. I'm never too good at wrapping up these things. So, uhh...

That'll do, pig.

 

[Anthile]

Welcome.

 

[square peg]

For future reference, making newcomers piss themselves with giant picture of people with red eyes isn't particularly welcoming :

 

[loveofreason]

Go away. Wrong forum!

Sorry.

Just trying to provide continuum of experience so you don't get all disoriented and all by any peculiar feelings of belonging....

Have a cat.

 

[square peg]

Ah, well that's very thoughtful of you.

I love cats. They're like people.

Except people don't poop in the attic.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Welcome to the forum Square. Whatever you do don't open the closet, that's where we stash the corpses.

 

[square peg]

Then where the heck am I going to stash mine?

Fascist.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Well see it's Melkor's job to clean it out and he's been rather lazy. I'm just trying to spare you the stench. If you like you can leave them in Melkor's room, but he will defile them.

 

[square peg]

Well he's going to have to be content with 'sloppy seconds'.

 

[loveofreason]

Please forgive us! We're nice people!!! We really are!!!

*applies thumbscrews to Anthile and tightens for an apology*

Ah, well that's very thoughtful of you.

I love cats. They're like people.

Except people don't poop in the attic.

We can prolly arrange that for you if you like...

*surveys members*

yeahhhh....

 

[square peg]

Oh no, really, you don't need to do anything. That little black schizoid monster has the fecal distribution covered.

 

[Melkor]

Another Aussie?


*falls onto knees*



NOOO!!!


PLEASE GAWD NO!



MERCCYYYYY!!!


*sobs into an empty pint glass*

 

[Anthile]

For future reference, making newcomers piss themselves with giant picture of people with red eyes isn't particularly welcoming :

That was the nice picture.

 

[square peg]

Another Aussie?


*falls onto knees*



NOOO!!!


PLEASE GAWD NO!



MERCCYYYYY!!!


*sobs into an empty pint glass*

Come on, mate! Just put another shrimp on the barby! You call that a knife?

That was the nice picture.

I can only assume the not-nice picture depicts some form of ritual goat-slaughtering?

 

[Melkor]

Oh..

-shudders-


That is just *horrible*...




I think that Aussies are just wrong..


WRONG!


Lor, please take this nasty creature away.

-hides face and points-

 

[square peg]

Yeah, well, maybe I should just tattoo the Southern Cross on my back and complain about non-nationalistic people being 'un-Australian'.

In all honesty, I probably hate Australians as much as you do (or pretend to).

 

[Melkor]

Heh.

I like pretending.

It makes the misery fade, a little.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Except people don't poop in the attic.

I don't poop in attics but I do pee on the carpet. That's only to irritate people (one of my many means of doing that) and to give Melkor something to roll around in.

I welcome you by flipping you the bird:

Spoiler

<--------------What did you expect?

 

[cheese]

I like you. Let's get married!

The bridal chamber is this little dark, slightly smelly room with a broom and a bunch of other, uh, sort of womanly type beings.

Don't let melly's emoism fool you either - his tears are acidic. "Give me a shoulder", indeed.

 

[Melkor]

I don't want a shoulder.

I WANT A BODY!

 

[The Fury]

I don't want a shoulder.

I WANT A BODY!

*Gently side steps the crying Melkor*

Welcome to the forum Square Peg.

This thread has given me an idea for the INTP forum motto:

"You don't need to be out of your mind crazy to be here but it helps"

 

[loveofreason]

*drags Melkor out of the thread*

So sorry, Square. Usually he's chained up in the basement... just some days...

you know how it is. *winks*


Australians all let us rejoice, cos we are young and... wait. These lyrics lie...

*doom*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

For future reference, making newcomers piss themselves with giant picture of people with red eyes isn't particularly welcoming

No, but oh so funny.

Which state are you from?
Lor's (loveofreason) is a Tasmanian (yeah, it explains a lot), and I'm from Brisbane.

 

[NoID10ts]

Australia? Hmmmmmmmm .............. I just have one question:


On a scale of 1-10 how drunk are you right now? One being a little tipsy and ten being just about dead from alcohol poisoning. Notice this scale doesn't factor in sobriety, because I don't think Australians are ever sober, are they?


I kid .............. I kid .............. but really, what number?





Welcome.

 

[bananaphallus]

I enjoyed the 'Babe' reference, what a brilliant movie.

...cheers...mate? Just kidding, I wouldn't want to insult a perpetually inebriated felon/sheepherder.

 

[Tyria]

Haha, welcome. Things around here are usually pretty interesting

 

[Cavallier]

I can only assume the not-nice picture depicts some form of ritual goat-slaughtering?

You dare suggest we slaughter goats?!?!?!?!? I like goats. And slaughtering is what we use the newcomers for. If you survive the slaughter than you're a witch!* And obviously belong here.



*I haven't been able to make that reference in a long time. It feels nice.

Umm...to the powers that be: Can we have a wonderfully wicked witch smilie? T'would make me ever so happy! T'would be, T'werific!

Hello, my new square friend.

 

[Kidege]

*snatches goat for a manger*

Hi Square, welcome to the forum.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Umm...to the powers that be: Can we have a wonderfully wicked witch smilie? T'would make me ever so happy! T'would be, T'werific!

Like one of these?

 

[random extra #7]

Hello and welcome, come in don't be shy. Its not as bad as it looks
its much much worse.

 

[flow]

I don't poop in attics but I do pee on the carpet. That's only to irritate people (one of my many means of doing that) and to give Melkor something to roll around in.

Just like, uh, don't pee on my rug dude, it really ties the room together.

 

[square peg]

I like you. Let's get married!

The bridal chamber is this little dark, slightly smelly room with a broom and a bunch of other, uh, sort of womanly type beings.

Don't let melly's emoism fool you either - his tears are acidic. "Give me a shoulder", indeed.

Sure. The bridal chamber actually sounds a lot like my bed room, save for the, uhh, womanly objects... <.<

Which state are you from?
Lor's (loveofreason) is a Tasmanian (yeah, it explains a lot), and I'm from Brisbane.

I'm from the ACT. It's kinda shit.

Australia? Hmmmmmmmm .............. I just have one question:


On a scale of 1-10 how drunk are you right now? One being a little tipsy and ten being just about dead from alcohol poisoning. Notice this scale doesn't factor in sobriety, because I don't think Australians are ever sober, are they?


I kid .............. I kid .............. but really, what number?





Welcome.

I find that frightfully rude. To assume, completely out of the blue, that I'm sober enough to assign a number just goes to show that there really are some assholes on the internet.

But I'm just working through an after-school beer, so I guess a 0.25.

Thanks for all the kind welcomes, gang.

 

[Adymus]

Why a Square peg in a round hole? Why not a round peg in a square hole? That way you sound like a hippy being forced to live under the ways of the imperialist swine.

 

[square peg]

Why a Square peg in a round hole? Why not a round peg in a square hole? That way you sound like a hippy being forced to live under the ways of the imperialist swine.

I identify with squares more than circles.

Squares are logical, sharp but vulnerable.

Circles are just stoopid.

 

[Adymus]

I identify with squares more than circles.

Squares are logical, sharp but vulnerable.

Circles are just stoopid.

But they are so ordered and uniform.

Circles are continuous and free of angular tyranny... Fuck yeah, you know what? You can have squares, I'm calling dibs on circles.

Oh, and welcome

(airplane)

 

[Artifice Orisit]

I find that frightfully rude. To assume, completely out of the blue, that I'm sober enough to assign a number just goes to show that there really are some assholes on the internet.
But I'm just working through an after-school beer, so I guess a 0.25.

Australian citizenship, validated.

Tazzies don't count, they're a subjugated nation we conquered when nobody was looking... btw could you all just look away for a moment? New Zealand needs renaming.

“Sheapfooker Island” sounds perfect.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

There is a personality typing based on peoples preferences for geometric shapes. Square, Cricle, Triangle, Rectangle, and Squiggle. Dibs on squiggle.

http://www.psychometricshapes.co.uk/index.php

It's a bit rubbish though imho.

 

[Sunshine]

I'm brand new here, and I really only discovered my type a few days ago. Because I'm new, and also due to my natural ability to 'do it wrong', there's about a 60% I'm posting this in the wrong section. If so, just let me know and I'll delete it or do whatever I have to do.

My typing actually came as a bit of a relief for me; it let me know that there are other people out there like me, and I'm sure you can tell how I feel from my user name (square peg in a round hole, for those of you that are unfamiliar with the idiom). So to know now that, not only do others exist, but we have a specific 'type' is extremely reassuring.

Anyway, I'm not entirely sure where I'm going with this. I'm never too good at wrapping up these things. So, uhh...

That'll do, pig.

A warm welcome from me to you.

Square peg in a round hole, eh? That's odd. Futile, childish, and just plain sad. It's like saying that you're "type" is completely ineffectual. Must be an introverted thing. Cute and sweet. We love that here.

Sweets really are the tastiest treat.

 

[loveofreason]

*patiently*

Tasmania is a free and independent principality with a proud history of barbaric abuse, genocide and littering.

The Grand Duchy of Avram shall duly be recognised as our fit and proper title, and the Grand Duke himself, our Glorious Leader.

Refugees from the ACT shall be accepted based upon their competence at arms and mead swilling.

Queenslanders shall be accepted under no circumstances.

 

[Infinite Regress]

Queenslanders shall be accepted under no circumstances.

Victorians as well, except those from Essendon

 

[loveofreason]

Victorians? Ewww....

Of course, if you're from Sydney, you're very welcome to buy your way into our aristocracy.

 

[square peg]

Well, I do have two arms. So I guess that makes me fairly competent.

And my mead-swilling abilities cannot be matched.