For the love of......

[Melkor]

Well..


As you may or may not have realised..
I've made another two profiles...
(Gemædla/Loki)
This, was because I joined a memeber group, which somehow...slowed my profile down, and logged me out regularily, meaning I was unable to post at all..

thats why I've been gone for so long...

So, I made gemædla, and the same happened to it, and the same with Loki..


Simple mistake, crucify me if you wish...

I managed to fix the problem, by leaving the group, but I had to try a few dozen times....

So, I'm back..

I missed those of you whom I remember, and I bet no-one remembers me...


Naturally, the first thing I did was to search 'cabbo'.

No sign.

the second thing, was to seacrh 'melkor'

it looks like I've became this personification of ill meaning by the looks of it.

I am most pleased.


I apologise for my lengthly leave, I am back....


-evil laughter-

 

[loveofreason]

Welcome back.

I am just itching to send someone to Siberia...

*rubs hands*

 

[Melkor]

Siberia?

-puts on sad eyes-

Which most likely, are mistaken for demon eyes...


Hmm... new plan...

-steals Love of reasons butterfly, running at full speed whilst giggling madly.-

 

[Ogion]

Back and as before, it seems Welcome

Ogion

 

[Aphasia]

Okay, that explains some things. Now get pear to come back. I'm hungry.

 

[loveofreason]

Come back with my butterfly you wascally wabbit!

 

[Melkor]

-hides in a dissapearing hole-

to aphasia:

I'll see what i can do.

Apparently, he is busy...


I say we get a crowd of wellwishers to spam the hell outta him.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

I like this guy, don't know who he is, but I like him.

 

[Melkor]

Hmmm.
social interaction....


-licks his lips-

-pushes cognisant into a deep dark hole-


Ummmm....

 

[loveofreason]

I have a new butterfly now! Haha!

Where did you send Cognisant?

 

[Jesin]

I have a new butterfly now! Haha!

NOOO!

Bring the old one back!

Please? I liked it better. It was blue, and more realistic.

 

[loveofreason]

I shall consider petitions. Perhaps if Melkor-Bunny could be convinced to release it...

 

[Chimera]

I was wondering where Cabbo went...
And Wisp. He's never around either. ):
I miss seeing the random fights they got into...
-reminiscent sigh-

Love, I like your old butterfly better too. o:
The new one actually looks like flying butter.​

 

[zxc]

Love, I like your old butterfly better too. o:
The new one actually looks like flying butter.

!

 

[Melkor]

'I miss seeing the random fights they got into...
-reminiscent sigh-'

Very well then.

-tosses a dagger at chimera and his/her unique way of posting-

'Where did you send Cognisant? '

The back of my mind...it's dirty.....

'Perhaps if Melkor-Bunny could be convinced to release it... '


NEVER!NEVER!

-manic laughter-

another step, and I shall TEAR OFF THE WINGS OF SAID BUTTERFLY!

 

[Aphasia]

Okay. *Takes one step* *Takes another step* *Bunnyhops forwards a few times before falling into a deep black hole*

 

[zxc]

Bunnyhop?

<zxc bhops down mid..>

 

[Melkor]

~Watching the most deluded Aphasia fall, melkor looks once to the gaping hole, and then looks across to the butterfly in his hand, as if to say 'What the hell just happened?'

The butterfly, however, was not one for abstract thoughts being a full-time lawyer, and instead he suggests, that unlike his previous wimpy owner, they should join forces, and dominate the world!

Melkor likes this idea, but makes it clear that only after the butterly has a nice black/green/blood red, and has a few teaparties with him, will he consider such an alliance.

The butterfly agrees, but is still confused as to which tea Melkor prefers.~

 

[Artifice Orisit]

In the back of Melkor's mind Cognisant slowly sows chaos, insanity and hemp.

Yet another head has been invaded; an imagined butterfly floats past and Aphasia comes to an ungraceful landing nearby.

 

[Aphasia]

I is ded. Don deesturb. Nono smileyy nono fancee speesh. Give ded dog go lie. Capp-sheesh?

*Lies down being dead inside someone else's head*

 

[Melkor]

~Strangely, Chaos/insanity have no effect on melkor whatsoever.
Instead, he runs off to buy a nice pair of glasses, and possibly get his head checked out while doing so~

 

[loveofreason]

The butterfly, left alone at the tea party at which no tea was poured, settles on the deceased Aphasia and probes for nectar in his left ear.

From the dim and filthy recesses of Melkor's mind, the stench of budding hemp wafts forth.

Hey, there's alien graffiti scratched on the walls in here! And light, like at the end of a tunnel... voices...

"Melkor. Release me...RELEASE ME..." Spooky.

 

[Melkor]

~At this point, Melkor smacks himself in the side of the head, and has another custard cream.However loud the voice of cognisant may be, it is no match for the louder, much angrier voices already there~

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Cognisant takes a dump on the butterfly, in Melkor's head.

 

[Jesin]

Cognisant takes a dump on the butterfly, in Melkor's head.

What?

What did you just do to Lor's butterfly?

 

[Death]

wow..someone more sinister than me (or is he?) and he's a good roleplayer too...

 

[Melkor]

wow..someone more sinister than me (or is he?) and he's a good roleplayer too...

yup, thats me in a nutshell.

or at least..me in one nutshell of my fruit and nut mix....


and I'm definately more sinister...for example..


-forces death to watch seven hours of educational television-

 

[loveofreason]

What?

What did you just do to Lor's butterfly?

Fear not!

The shocked but brave little butterfly has seen it's chance to explore the greatest unknown interior of man.

It has evaded the heavenly compost and fluttered it's way between Cognisant's buttocks to slip through his rapidly closing sphincter. But we all know it's a gateway to another dimension! Even now it is tickling his insides without mercy, and looks for indications of intelligent life in this most bizarre of dark universes.

? What's this - a cloud of nebulous gas approaches!!!

yup, thats me in a nutshell.

or at least..me in one nutshell of my fruit and nut mix....


and I'm definately more sinister...for example..


-forces death to watch seven hours of educational television-

So what's something a little more on the fruity side?

 

[Melkor]

Ummm........

I like cats?

 

[Ex-User (221)]

Now I'll just hijack this thread to announce my own return...

I HAVE RETURNED!

 

[Death]

yup, thats me in a nutshell.

or at least..me in one nutshell of my fruit and nut mix....


and I'm definately more sinister...for example..


-forces death to watch seven hours of educational television-

I like educational programs,they give me more data about humans and I could use it against them.

Ummm........

I like cats?

I watch kittens get eaten by my pet polar bear.

 

[Death]

Now I'll just hijack this thread to announce my own return...

I HAVE RETURNED!

Are you food?

 

[Ex-User (221)]

I'm afraid not.

I can't even imagine how disappointed you must be.

 

[Cabbo Pearimo]

Me Too.

 

[Decaf]

wow... this is an odd coincidence... your last post before coming back happened just a few hours before my first post. Your name isn't Tyler Durden is it?

 

[loveofreason]

We are obviously facing an Irish invasion.

Together the three of them spent months hatching a dastardly plot, and now return to put the wheels in motion.

*hides*

 

[Ogion]

You mean Decaf, Cabbo and Death? Then Melkor is probably the deception...

Ogion

 

[Jesin]

First Australia, now Ireland.

Those happen to be the two countries whose names I am most likely to shout out to everyone in earshot for no apparent reason. Coincidence?

(Also, Lor, what about your butterfly?)

 

[Ogion]

Read the thread, it was stolen by Melkor...

Ogion

 

[loveofreason]

Precisely!

The plot thickens.

 

[Ex-User (221)]

We are obviously facing an Irish invasion.

Together the three of them spent months hatching a dastardly plot, and now return to put the wheels in motion.

*hides*

You have realised our intentions too late, loveofreason, for our plan has already been set in motion. The world is ours! Resistance is futile! Mwahahahahahaha!

 

[Ogion]

Lol, that would be the day, the Irish reigning over somebody :-P (Ok, ok, no beating please, i studied celtic studies for some semesters, does that count as apology? )

Ogion

 

[Ex-User (221)]

Don't say it'll never happen! It only took us 800-odd years to get back 3/4 of a shitty little island...

 

[Jesin]

Read the thread, it was stolen by Melkor...

Ogion

Yes, but it doesn't end there, which is what I was asking about.

 

[Death]

Three is too many,I thrive in solitude.

 

[Melkor]

-besides, I rule over the other two, for I am greater still.

-brandishes his whip-



Hmm....


The first thing I'll do is crumble Lor's might fortress!

-chews on a butterfly wing-

 

[Death]

-besides, I rule over the other two, for I am greater still.

-brandishes his whip-



Hmm....


The first thing I'll do is crumble Lor's might fortress!

-chews on a butterfly wing-

who makes you leader?

 

[Melkor]

I'm nasty,impulsive and tall.

Also, I have a shiny chair.


-nods solemnly-

 

[loveofreason]

OOOOOOH!!!

Not the shiny chair!

You should know I have an army of butterflies at my disposal.

And I've raised clones of the one you ate! It has returned!!!!

 

[Ogion]

(Lol, this is really fun to watch )

For me Melkor should be ruler because all the time i watched him post in this forum since i am here i saw these kinds of posts from him. So it only seems fair to me...

Ogion