Confess all your sins here.

[PmjPmj]

Christ, no. I'm the worst

Just the other day my wife was slapping me senseless because I was teaching my 2 year old how to sig heil / simultaneously rub the area under her nose. Hilarious, right? Totally harmless fun.

My wife is Spanish, so when she started having a go at me for it, I said "What do you care? You Spaniards were bloody Nazi sympathisers anyway!"

This made things considerably worse. I would not recommend this course of action to anyone.

(of course, it was all a bit of fun - I would discourage my daughter were she to replay those actions again....



¬.¬)

 

[Creeping Death]

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

 

[Ex-User (11125)]

Took a girl's virginity and broke up with her days later in favour of someone hotter.

Wow ure awful...........

thread reported to god

*awaits reward*

And u

 

[Ex-User (11125)]

My latest sin is I joined this underground student network at my uni....we write essays and reports for other students 4 $$$

They charge a fkton per page tho and I feel a little guilty.....doesn't feel like I put in enough effort into writing those to get paid this much money

 

[Sinny91]

I've had more fights with men than I can count... Some highlights (in no particular order)

* Broke my exes two middle fingers when he lunged at me
* Nearly strangled him to death this once after he punched me
*Dropped the nut and broke his nose whilst we were in bed. He wouldn't drop a touchy subject, after I'd asked countless times (I was 18).

* Went to glass my cousin John after him and and my boyfriend purposely wound me up to exploding (I was 15 or 16 here).. that day became the stuff of legend.

Ahh... and more than one person has got a round punch to the face and a knee in their bollox. (Circa, 1995 - 2014)

I don't know why I'm so violent

 

[Rixus]

Perhaps you could try not being with someone who lunges at you and refuses to drop touchy subjects, then you wouldn't be so violent.

It's also kind of encouraged because it's quite sexy when a girl takes no shit.

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

Wow ure awful

it threatened to smite my whole family if i failed to report sinners :'(

 

[Cognisant]

I'm honestly terrified Sinny will come after me.

 

[Sinny91]

Perhaps you could try not being with someone who lunges at you and refuses to drop touchy subjects, then you wouldn't be so violent.

It's also kind of encouraged because it's quite sexy when a girl takes no shit.

Haha.. yea.. I made that mistake just the once, unlike my other gazillion repetitive problems...

In hindsight, we're both Ennea 8s.. and we were explosive. I still see him around occasionally.. he'll never let me forget, always stops to bleed my ears whilst he reminisces... saw him at his sister's with his wife last week and he was recounting a time when we were at the pub watching the Man U vs Villa match. He said Villa won and a Villa mate of mine was really rubbing it in my face, and whilst he was jeering I slapped him up the face right in front of everyone.. haha.

He must have done something to piss me off.

We all thought that he was a lost cause, because he'd been in abusive in relationships before me, and it definitely probably peaked whilst he was with me... but he and his wife do seem to be well balanced at present..

They function relatively normally. That peaked my interest and confused me.. but after some observation, I've seen how she placates to him and takes on the submissive role.

In her very presence he was commenting on my appearance suggestively.. when a friend notioned toward his wife he shrugged and said "she won't say anything".

Ha, pfft.

If that was my husband I'd knee him in the bollox.

 

[Rixus]

I'm honestly terrified Sinny will come after me.

Is it a sin that I'd actually enjoy this?

 

[The Gopher]

I'm honestly terrified Sinny will come after me.

INTP meetup with Sinny. I'll setup a slappool and we'll all take bets.

As far as sins I legit can't think of any right now and that's terrifying, my mind is obviously really good at forgetting the bad I do. I've probably murdered several people and just don't know it.

 

[Rixus]

Haha.. yea.. I made that mistake just the once, unlike my other gazillion repetitive problems...

In hindsight, we're both Ennea 8s.. and we were explosive. I still see him around occasionally.. he'll never let me forget, always stops to bleed my ears whilst he reminisces... saw him at his sister's with his wife last week and he was recounting a time when we were at the pub watching the Man U vs Villa match. He said Villa won and a Villa mate of mine was really rubbing it in my face, and whilst he was jeering I slapped him up the face right in front of everyone.. haha.

He must have done something to piss me off.

We all thought that he was a lost cause, because he'd been in abusive in relationships before me, and it definitely probably peaked whilst he was with me... but he and his wife do seem to be well balanced at present..

They function relatively normally. That peaked my interest and confused me.. but after some observation, I've seen how she placates to him and takes on the submissive role.

In her presence her very presence he was commenting on my appearance suggestively.. when a friend in to his wife he shrugged and said "she won't say anything".

Ha, pfft.

If that was my husband I'd knee him in the bollox.

Some people and relationships do just bring out the worst in people. Or it could be that he was a twat. It sounds to me like he is. A submissive/dominant relationship now. I can be a bit passive sometimes and have very little desire to dominate other, but I just can't imagine being that submissive. Some people enjoy it, but I think it's because they've been broken. He probably is abusive and she just takes it.

 

[Sinny91]

Yea probably... there's a devil in him somewhere..

I on the other hand just have some triggers.. if I can avoid the triggers then I'm happy as Larry.. my violence is never premeditated... but everything I think is veneered in denial, so *shrugs*.

 

[Rixus]

Yea probably... there's a devil in him somewhere..

I on the other hand just have some triggers.. if I can avoid the triggers then I'm happy as Larry.. my violence is never premeditated... but everything I think is veneered in denial, so *shrugs*.

No, there's a difference. A fairly short fuse is one thing. May need some control, but I would just learn where the limits were and signs that you'd had enough. He possibly enjoys domination and cruelty and is probably a bit on anti-social side. It's not clashing and you aren't the same as him - even if he's said so to you. It's not taking his shit, and neither should anyone.

 

[PmjPmj]

Dropped the nut

lol.

AKA 'Glaswegian kiss', I believe.

 

[Sinny91]

He possibly enjoys domination and cruelty and is probably a bit on anti-social side...

It's not clashing and you aren't the same as him - even if he's said so to you.

It's not taking his shit, and neither should anyone.

Hm, him and I are not too dissimilar.. (Ennea 8s)
But I like your version better.
We'll stick to that one.

 

[Rixus]

Hm, him and I are not too dissimilar.. (Ennea 8s)
But I like your version better.
We'll stick to that one.

Well, I don't know what Enna 8 means. But I don't see any evidence I'm speaking to someone who enjoys hurting, belittling and dominating other people the way it sounds this guy does. I wouldn't speak to you if I thought that. He sounds like the kind of person seeks to have a placid doll like she sounds, but then it's no fun if they come like that and that's why he still tries to get a little reaction out of you - the one he couldn't break. Or maybe I'm just projecting some experiences onto half a story; I don't know.

I do see someone with a bit of fire in them, though; but I don't see a problem with that.

 

[Sinny91]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nrv5teMc9Y

 

[Rixus]

But avoid the ones that are just like a pill. Instead of making you better, they keep making you ill.

 

[Sinny91]

Right, well, I'd confess to some more stuff, but I wouldn't want to go loosing Ricks approval now

 

[PmjPmj]

Will you two meet up and bang, already? Jesus fuck

 

[Sinny91]

How very dare you, this is a place of confessional.

Treat it as such

 

[PmjPmj]

Less chasing tail, more 'fessing up, then.

This one time, I scared an old lady on a bike so hard (driving past in a car screaming "RAAAAARGH!" out of the window) that the last thing I saw as I disappeared around the corner was her shitting herself, losing control and slamming into some bushes.

Another time, I threw a half-eaten sammich (ham and mustard) from a car window with the intention of it landing atop a double-decker bus. What *actually* happened was unexpected but no less hilarious - the sammich flew straight through the open driver's window and slapped the driver in the face, much to the amusement of my friends.

I am a terrible person.

 

[Sinny91]

Okay..

Bestie tells me that when we were 15 we were going out for a few months, but one day I randomly text him whilst I was on the toilet, and I told him that I was on the toilet and that he was dumped.

Haha.

He was really hurt, and to this day calls me an evil bitch for dumping him, most especially whilst I was on the toilet.

And to add salt to his wounds, I barely - if at all, remember those days.

 

[Rixus]

Nah, you're beyond reproach, dear. But future rendezvous aside, here's another shameful tale from my youth involving a security camera...

I was on a night out with my crazy best mate. Frequently, when we did this, she would end up at some point finding a line of white to snort (which I hadn't partaken before), and end up passing out and I'd have to carry her home. Not OD, just come down and fall asleep. But in the middle of the street.

Now, she'd spent £50 of my money on the stuff on this night and I just said to hell with it and joined in for the night. We've already been kicked out of the only club still open, and as we're heading back she dropped onto the grass outside the council office and passed out. Flying off my head, I didn't really want to carry her the two miles back. So I filled a key with it and shoveled it into her nose to wake her up. I must have been out of it to think that was a good idea. But it worked well; in a couple of minutes it was a little like the adrenaline shot scene from Pulp Fiction and she was up, and we got home.

What I didn't know at the time was that a security camera was pointing right at us. It didn't see my face because my back was turned - but it just so happened that her mother was the very person working on security at that moment in time and saw the whole thing.

 

[Seteleechete]

I stole a piece of candy from the store when I was 12... yeah.

 

[QuickTwist]

I stole a piece of candy from the store when I was 12... yeah.

I feel the same actually. Most of these people are incredibly immoral.

 

[QuickTwist]

Will you two meet up and bang, already? Jesus fuck

Can't agree with this more.

 

[Rixus]

More recent sinful behaviour. My kids just had their school nativity play, that was held at the church. I'd forgotten to get tickets, so I went in workout paying. I snuck into church without paying and I don't think anyone noticed (well, maybe the landlord did).

 

[ummidk]

I feel the same actually. Most of these people are incredibly immoral.

But you also think drinking your own piss is a sin. Hell half this shit is just like drinking your piss, frowned upon but not harmful to others(not sinful).

 

[Sinny91]

Nah, you're beyond reproach, dear..

Wow, I'm truly touched.. I usually need at least 30,000 Lifetime points to purchase Above Reproach, but here I see the cheats are EnabledTrue.

INTP meetup with Sinny. I'll setup a slappool and we'll all take bets.

Bets on what? *Raises eyebrow*

We should organise a UK meetup, after the New Year.. after the January Blues.

..

Erm... In my last bar job, I frequently drank and smoked on the job... got utterly twatted on the last few shifts, pub was closing down, thought "fuck it"

In English class I pushed my mate playfully, which was a bit more aggressive than I intended.. he went flying over two desks, and he'll never forget it.

Me, bestie and the friend above were all sending naughty messages in class, on notes. They were really rude. We got caught, and those notes got laminated so they could be used in a demonstrative lecturing of us conducted by 3 aghast members of staff... bloody hell Miss, that stuff ins't serious, Oliver's gay, dont you know?!

 

[QuickTwist]

But you also think drinking your own piss is a sin. Hell half this shit is just like drinking your piss, frowned upon but not harmful to others(not sinful).

We have different definitions of what is sinful.

 

[Rixus]

Wow, I'm truly touched.. I usually need at least 30,000 Lifetime points to purchase Above Reproach, but here I see the cheats are EnabledTrue.

I'm just very hard to shock, and rarely pass judgement. Haven't seen anything in here that brings out the judgey-pants.

 

[nanook]

a thread about sins and everyone boasts about frequent sexual encounters ... of course.

i guess any real sin was something i did only once, due to underestimating the bad conscience it would give me later. although i do feel somewhat guilty about my whole lifestyle. western people are active leeches to this planet and in addition to being a passive leech i am also rather unproductive myself. i just can't do any better ... my morals have been somewhat relative to how well i was doing, especially because i can blame it on society, when i end up lacking perspective in the middle of a wealthy country. so when i was basically suicidal, that would earn me extra leech-rights ... but i think i grant myself less of those, than many people. to think how people participate in all capitalist endeavours without conscience about how their business effects the world. a working person is often a greater theft than a shop lifter. that's how they make sure that they never end up in suicide alley

 

[Sinny91]

I'm just very hard to shock, and rarely pass judgement. Haven't seen anything in here that brings out the judgey-pants.

I'm not sure what my relationship with this dude is, but it's one his girlfriend wouldn't approve of:

Spoiler

 

[Rixus]

I'm not sure what my relationship with this dude is, but it's one his girlfriend wouldn't approve of:

Spoiler

All it says is that you smoke weed with him and his girlfriend gets jealous. It's happened to me before. Been in the same boat before, on both sides. It's the downside of having opposite sex friends.

 

[Sinny91]

All it says is that you smoke weed with him and his girlfriend gets jealous. It's happened to me before. Been in the same boat before, on both sides. It's the downside of having opposite sex friends.

.. hmm.. I'm starting to see how your ex managed to get away with four affairs before you put a stop to it.

 

[Rixus]

.. hmm.. I'm starting to see how your ex managed to get away with four affairs before you put a stop to it.

I knew about each one. I let her get away with it because I was afraid of her taking the kids. And because I didn't believe I deserved much better.

 

[QuickTwist]

I will never understand the crazy lifestyle some people live.

 

[reloaded]

OP, the real question is, how did your piss taste? I am genuinely curious. I've always been curious about it, but never enough to actually drink it.

 

[Rixus]

If you think you've committed sin - here's a picture of an Amish Santa Claus having a menagerie et trois with a reindeer and a snowman.

 

[PmjPmj]

I will never understand the crazy lifestyle some people live.

I once worked with a girl who was in an open relationship (married / had children). Her and her husband were biffing everything left, right and centre - just not one another.

She was a nice girl. Very fun and bubbly. Occasionally she'd bust into my office, grab my head and bury it deep in her (sizeable) breasts. She'd also proposition me often.

I was very happily engaged though, so meh.

 

[Bad Itch]

I'm a godless, single White north american male. I don't even have to try to "sin". Alllllllllllllllll day long.

 

[PmjPmj]

North America, eh?

Ever seen Samsquatch?

 

[Bad Itch]

North America, eh?

Ever seen Samsquatch?

Had one for lunch.

Just a hint though... never look at one. Not in the eye. Scares them and affects the flavor.

 

[PmjPmj]

Roger that.

What about Wendigos? Skinwalkers?

Pray tell.

 

[Sinny91]

I'm a godless, single White north american male. I don't even have to try to "sin". Alllllllllllllllll day long.

North American?

I thought Nova Scotia was a part of Canada

ETA: Scrap that, I clocked on to the context... I'm super stoned n tired, I should shullup n go bed.

 

[Bad Itch]

North American?

I thought Nova Scotia was a part of Canada

I think "they" wanted to make it part of Atlantica.

But yeah if you think of the continent having both the United States of America AND Canada pegging out territory on it... I think that puts Canada in North America.

Nova Scotia however is firmly planted in Canada.

...last I checked anyway.

 

[Bad Itch]

Roger that.

What about Wendigos? Skinwalkers?

Pray tell.

One word:

"Hot sauce"

 

[Starfishtea]

I'm.. not at all grossed out by drinking my own piss. I haven't done it (yet), but I don't think I would have any problem with ingesting anything that's been produced by my own body in the first place. Except babies, that's kind of frowned upon. The only thing holding me and my undying curiousity back is that I'm pretty sure shit tastes like, well shit. And I guess the need just never came up. Maybe I'll get to give it a go if I go camping with Bear Grylls or a nuclear fallout happens. I don't know if poop holds any nutritional value, but if it does and there's nothing else available.. well you know what will be on my menu