Who is the dumbest on the forum?

[Haruhi]

You cannot find a flaw in my perfect logic, so you resort to baseless condescension.

You have admitted your defeat.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

...alright, you "win", clearly I cannot argue with a genius such as yourself.
*Performs big budget theatrical show with the theme of surrounding to Haruhi*

The battle is done, Haruchi won,
One cannot hope to argue with a genius,
Tonight I pray, that I'll forget this day,
And that I wake up with a massive penis.

 

[Melkor]

I'm the dumbest on the forum?

Yes..

Through deep interconnectted anaylsis and genuine pragmatism on the part of my fellow users, I have no choice but to concede to this point.

I am as stupid as the classic 'pathetic fallacy' that horrednosuly intervenes in so much classical literature, yet is no longer used in our horrible modern-day memes.

I shall go to my death, hopefully socrates style, but if not, I will settle for the style of Dr.Jekyll in Robert louis Stevensons stunning short novel, for I feel both satisfy my love of chemicals of a vile substance.

 

[Haruhi]

...alright, you "win", clearly I cannot argue with a genius such as yourself.
*Performs big budget theatrical show with the theme of surrounding to Haruhi*

The battle is done, Haruchi won,
One cannot hope to argue with a genius,
Tonight I pray, that I'll forget this day,
And that I wake up with a massive penis.

I respect honesty. You have therefore been elevated, in my eyes, from the level of a lugworm to the level of a household rodent.

 

[loveofreason]

Ummm.... Melkor?

I think there was general agreement that Red Toad had stolen your 'dumbest' title.

But I'm happy to poison you.

 

[Hawkeye]

I think your all so stupid compared to me that the individual diferences between you are irrelevent in comparison.

The syntax of this sentence is wrong and it hurts my eyes reading it.

Also, it's 'you're' not 'your' in this context and you have spelt 'differences' and 'irrellevant' incorrectly.


You assume you are far more intellectual than any other on this forum and yet you have provided nothing which backs this claim. For this, you have gained dumb points.

 

[cheese]

- hauls hawkeye out of the trap -

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

cheese, you and Lang Lang share an IQ of 63.....so....

 

[Haruhi]

I really didn't expect anybody to be clumsy enough to fall into this one, but I set it just in case. And how you fell! With the grace of a pigeon and the foresight of a mole. Ah, you just made my day

The syntax of this sentence is wrong and it hurts my eyes reading it.

Also, it's 'you're' not 'your' in this context and you have spelt 'differences' and 'irrellevant' incorectly.


You assume you are far more intellectual than any other on this forum and yet you have provided nothing which backs this claim. For this, you have gained dumb points.

 

[Hawkeye]

I really didn't expect anybody to be clumsy enough to fall into this one, but I set it just in case. And how you fell! With the grace of a pigeon and the foresight of a mole. Ah, you just made my day

I know you are merely here to bait and troll. Hell, I was one of the first to say you were...


There is no argument on whether you are intellectually superior. I know this.
I am joining in for my own personal entertainment to pass the time away.


There is nothing you can say that will make me believe otherwise. You can't insult or offend me. I am immune.

By all means attempt to 'get into my head'. You will not succeed.

 

[Fedayeen]

nobody is dumb!

 

[Fedayeen]

...alright, you "win", clearly I cannot argue with a genius such as yourself.
*Performs big budget theatrical show with the theme of surrounding to Haruhi*

The battle is done, Haruchi won,
One cannot hope to argue with a genius,
Tonight I pray, that I'll forget this day,
And that I wake up with a massive penis.

*gasp* you said penis....its Pness

 

[Haruhi]

I know you are merely here to bait and troll. Hell, I was one of the first to say you were...


There is no argument on whether you are intellectually superior. I know this.
I am joining in for my own personal entertainment to pass the time away.


There is nothing you can say that will make me believe otherwise. You can't insult or offend me. I am immune.

By all means attempt to 'get into my head'. You will not succeed.

Er, what?

If it a post like that makes you feel less embarrassed... fine by me. However, it's quite clear, from the way you wrote it and the fact that you felt compelled to state your indifference, that you're emotionally involved with this thread.

Don't know what your problem is, though.

 

[Hawkeye]

*cries*

 

[Toad]

Ummm.... Melkor?

I think there was general agreement that Red Toad had stolen your 'dumbest' title.

But I'm happy to poison you.

*Sheds a tear* I won...I can't believe I actually won...Well I'd like to thank my mom first of all. She believed I was an idiot from the day I was born. My friends...who stuck by me through all those years...Even when I got straight A's...they never gave up hope for me...and of course to my fans on this forum. Without you guys to read my crap, who would I express my idiocy to? You guys...you guys are the real winners...Most of all I'd like to thank god.

ps. We miss you Face...come back to us man...come back....

 

[Haruhi]

*Sheds a tear* I won...I can't believe I actually won...Well I'd like to thank my mom first of all. She believed I was an idiot from the day I was born. My friends...who stuck by me through all those years...Even when I got straight A's...they never gave up hope for me...and of course to my fans on this forum. Without you guys to read my crap, who would I express my idiocy to? You guys...you guys are the real winners...Most of all I'd like to thank god.

ps. We miss you Face...come back to us man...come back....

With regards to the matter of your post script, do not fret.

 

[Toad]

Are you a prophet sent here to foretell us of the return of our beloved Face?

 

[Haruhi]

No.

 

[Fukyo]

But..but...why?!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

The battle is done, Haruchi won,
One cannot hope to argue with a genius,
Tonight I pray, that I'll forget this day,
And that I wake up with a massive penis.

It worked! ...oh wait, it's like that every morning.
*sigh* Nevermind.

 

[Haruhi]

But..but...why?!

Would you accept 20 posts from my post count in exchange for uh... fornication with your avatar? I just want to...

No, I'm not coming onto you. I have no interest in you. You are merely a conduit for your superior avatar.

It is she who I address.

If you are under that age of 72, which I sincerely hope you are not, all of my above comments are revoked. If that is the case, you shouldn't be on such dangerous websites at such a young age, anyway.