Who is @Fghw

[redbaron]

Who is this @Fghw guy?

He does nothing but revive 3-4 year old threads with (unfunny) one sentence posts. Not that I care that much, some of the topics are interesting, just seems weird that he goes around posting one-liners in ooooold threads.

Can anyone elaborate?

 

[BigApplePi]

The last few are from February 17. I see some responses. Seems to be a student. If you want to know more, why don't you ask him? Seem legit posts to me.

http://intpforum.com/search.php?searchid=1135197

 

[Fukyo]

Unobservant and lacking forum netiquette?

What do you think redbaron?

 

[walfin]

I do believe some people have told him to stop this practice?

 

[BigApplePi]

I do believe some people have told him to stop this practice?

Told him or asked him? I hate to be "told."

 

[snafupants]

Who is this @Fghw guy?

He does nothing but revive 3-4 year old threads with (unfunny) one sentence posts. Not that I care that much, some of the topics are interesting, just seems weird that he goes around posting one-liners in ooooold threads.

Can anyone elaborate?

Ah, you see, few people know the full lore of Fghw. As a child, he was neglected, thrown from the womb into an orphanage. It was at the orphanage that he discovered his true powers. Since that time our mutual friend, Fghw, has been reviving moribund threads.

 

[The Gopher]

Nay those threads aren't moribund, they are truly dead. He is the necromancer, the one they fear DRAGON BOR.... Err I mean the necromancer... :smiley_emoticons_mr

 

[Absurdity]

Some say Fghw is not a he but a they: a cult of transients accessing the forum from libraries and internet cafes around the world, encoding directives from the hive mind in phrases of a few words that provide a key to unlocking secret messages contained in dormant threads.

 

[snafupants]

Some say Fghw is not a he but a they: a cult of transients accessing the forum from libraries and internet cafes around the world, encoding directives from the hive mind in phrases of a few words that provide a key to unlocking secret messages contained in dormant threads.

Quick! To the Frankenstein threads!

 

[Absurdity]

Quick! To the Frankenstein threads!

Good god...

Get the President on the line.

 

[snafupants]

Good god...

Get the President on the line.

Yessir! *Nods in assent* Yes, Mr. President.

Sir, um, he instructed me to go fuck myself.

Spoiler

@Absurdity

 

[Absurdity]

Yessir! *Nods in assent* Yes, Mr. President.

Sir, um, he instructed me to go fuck myself.

Spoiler

@Absurdity

Well you better hop to it!

 

[snafupants]

Well you better hop to it!

Yessir! Right away, sir. *Pulls down pants* How exactly should I do that sir?

 

[Matt3737]

They are just waiting for this thread to die.....and it shall rise again!!

 

[redbaron]

This thread was more interesting than anticipated, I'm impressed INTPf

Unobservant and lacking forum netiquette?

What do you think redbaron?

My impression when people necro threads is generally that they're just not aware of forum etiquette, like they don't take into account the last activity in the thread.

But the fact that he (let's call it a he) seems to only post in dead threads, and all his posts are literally only one, maybe two sentences, it seems like he's deliberately avoiding current discussion for some reason and is only reviving long past dead threads.

Just struck me as odd, as I've never seen anyone engage in that sort of behaviour before.

 

[Absurdity]

Yessir! Right away, sir. *Pulls down pants* How exactly should I do that sir?

Don't you see? The President chose you because you are THE snafupants. There isn't anyone in the world more used to weird shit going down in their pants. If things are fucked up down there, it's just situation normal for you.

This is the task you were born to do.


... Oh and Barack just called back and said you'll need these things to complete your mission *wheels in red wagon containing assorted PVC pipes, a marble bust of Freud, and a very perplexed looking goat*


Good luck kid, we're all counting on you! *exits hurriedly*

 

[walfin]

Does anyone else find it strange that this guy hasn't replied in this thread?

 

[loveofreason]

That account hasn't been active during the life of this thread.

 

[snafupants]

Don't you see? The President chose you because you are THE snafupants. There isn't anyone in the world more used to weird shit going down in their pants. If things are fucked up down there, it's just situation normal for you.

This is the task you were born to do.


... Oh and Barack just called back and said you'll need these things to complete your mission *wheels in red wagon containing assorted PVC pipes, a marble bust of Freud, and a very perplexed looking goat*


Good luck kid, we're all counting on you! *exits hurriedly*

@Absurdity

At ease, Mr. President. I can take it from here. *takes wagon handle*

I said at ease, Barack. I know it's bigger than you're used to, but stop staring.

Spoiler

*looks at Freud bust, more perplexed than goat*

Spoiler

Are goats ever focused?

Spoiler

What the fuck am I doing?

 

[EyeSeeCold]

What about tienprovip? Its been online for several months, yet it's banned.

 

[loveofreason]

A spammer that died at his computer in Ho Chi Minh City, and no one's noticed to cut the power or check the smell yet?


I thought it was a bot, but why it would remain logged in?

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Nostalgia? Might as well put it out of its misery.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

*Stands staring at snafu and the goat.*

I.. I just cannot look away .