intpz
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@scorpiomover or stop eating for a change.
I have never exercised for more than... 5 minutes?
My secret is no money for food. 



@snafupants
All of the above plus some. However, I no longer have toddlers- teenagers and school kids.
I was driving past the senior center with my seven year old and she asked me what it was, I explained a place for older grownups to meet and get together and her response was "Is that where you met [name of friend of mine]?"
I am 31. Fun times and questions.
Are you really 63?
@MissQuote
Nah I'm not really sixty three - there's no need to reschedule our date.
Place for grownups to meet and get together? Oh, that's a cemetery!
Ha. The seven year old is the youngest of the lot.
I've a gaggle of kids. Well, four.
@snafupants
You don't say? It seems I have more get togethers with friends at funerals than parties the older I get.
Ah well, it forces me out of the house anyway.![]()
Doesn't quite work for me. I once ran out of money and didn't eat for 3 days. I just couldn't seem to move.@scorpiomover or stop eating for a change.I have never exercised for more than... 5 minutes?
My secret is no money for food.
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@snafupants
You don't say? It seems I have more get togethers with friends at funerals than parties the older I get.
Ah well, it forces me out of the house anyway.![]()
Doesn't quite work for me. I once ran out of money and didn't eat for 3 days. I just couldn't seem to move.
The brevity of life may be its sole redeeming feature.![]()
Funerals are good, you get free food and AFTER the funeral, even more free food! Awesome, isn't it?
Eat very little, like bread and butter, and a little bit of meat from time to time.
You're taking it to an extreme...
By the way, how disorganized are you, to be able to run out of money?![]()
[/COLOR]All of the funds were initially allocated to Six Flags, video games, hand lotion, and Pringles.![]()
No it isn't, you're just dumb.
You and intpz should make your own thread where you can bicker all you want instead of bickering on other people's thread.
Even kids need to exercise, play a lot of sports, or lead an active life, to stay in shape. Plenty of examples of kids and teens who are falling foul of the myth that they don't.
This is your liver speaking. I've felt like that, EVERY time you had a drink. You WERE going to be a tall, Amazonian, genius. But while your body was in "growth mode", all you did, was push the body to heal, and instead of grow. You stunted your physical and intellectual growth, and didn't notice. Then I went through an extended period, when you were abusing me, but I didn't complain, because your growth period had given you a pretty healthy liver, and I could take a lot of that punishment. But that's all gone now.
Please stop drowning me in vodka. I can't take it anymore.
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I'm 18. Yeah, I expected most people on this forum would be in their late teens. I don't see how you older folks can tolerate us. lol
I'm 33!!!
I can't believe I just wrote that.... weird...
Feel like 20 some days, feel like 48 others....
Isn't it though? I feel the same way about my age, although I tend to usually feel younger. I remember thinking my current age was as old as death when I was young, it's kind of strange to actually be there and feel the same as I ever felt in my life.
You probably don't but it seems like you feel the same. In my case I'm like you, I feel the same as I did when I was younger. Others - poets, my mom - have said the same thing. However when I recall the feelings and thoughts I had when younger they were quite different. The essential question, what is the thread of consciousness we experience?
At any rate I'm surprised at finding myself getting old. Another common complaint. You're going along then BLAM, you're old, way too quickly.
So far it seems like being 30 with kids would be like having kids at 20 but with money and some experience with other things.
This NAS reference would make you rather OLD
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This NAS reference would make you rather OLD