Re: What's the purpose of this forum?
Quite so Claver!
Though I beleive we should set up a series of three trials, the first consisting of a battle against semi-clothed Amazon with nothing but bamboo staffs and a deadly fall, the second of an intricate maze filled with deadly mythical creatures (created by science and genetically crossbred animals), and the third, being forced to stay in a room with me for four hours, with no windows,no doors, no internet, and only three picture books about Spot the dog.
If these trials are completed, then all winners will compete in a free-for-all race, in which only the first three to pass the finish line escape execution, and are promptly awarded the title of 'fourm member'
Could the outfit look something like a SOLDIER first class, with a trenchcoat and added retro German army helmet?
