What is the best way to make people hate you?

[ashitaria]

Humor will be greatly appreciated.

http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Misc-Jokes/101-Ways-To-Annoy-People.html

 

[DrSLudge]

smell bad.

bad breath + body odour.
live without using a mirror.

 

[IssphitiKOzS]

Raping them works for me.

 

[Anthile]

Just be yourself.

 

[shoeless]

guilty of #53.
does that mean you all hate me?

 

[asmit127]

live without using a mirror

Seriously? I rarely use a mirror, hair can be shaken (it will be blown around as soon as I go outside anyway) and shaving it's easier to detect missed bits by touch than sight (my would-be beard would be blonde...)

Actually they do have one use - checking the improvised knot in my tie on the rare occasion I'm forced to wear one

 

[y4r5xeym5]

Half of those things I would do for fun....

 

[Dormouse]

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

But it's true...

And yes, most of these I would also do for fun. #84.

 

[Fukyo]

http://www.cracked.com/funny-3809-internet-argument-techniques/

 

[DrSLudge]

I'm so sorry I "offended" your 'puritan' "values". I guess my joke was too "twisted" and "dark" for your church group to "get" and I should stay away from edgy, intelligent humour and stick to knock knock jokes for you to understand me

 

[Spectrum]

I'm so sorry I "offended" your 'puritan' "values". I guess my joke was too "twisted" and "dark" for your church group to "get" and I should stay away from edgy, intelligent humour and stick to knock knock jokes for you to understand me

This^^ Where I live, this totally relates to me.

 

[shadowdrums4]

Raping them works for me.

Spoiler

Actually, we have this friend, E, and he asked an ESFP friend about this girl that he liked. He told E "Okay dude, she told us that she liked you so the next time you are in the car with her, have sex. No matter what even if she is screaming and crying and telling you to stop, she's lying because she wants it I promise" and he actually tried it. Who could hear that and think "Even if she's screaming and crying? There's nothing wrong with that plan at all" So I'd say either telling a person to rape the girl they like could make them hate you or or trying to rape them could make them hate you. (The ESFP called her afterward and told her that it was his fault not E's)

 

[EditorOne]

What Anthile said. All we have to do is be ourselves and people line up to hate us. Just speak your mind. All you really need to do to get people to hate you is be different.

 

[Sparrow]

People love me though.

 

[ckm]

Why do you want people to hate you?

 

[Reptillian]

Perhaps due to the fact that introverted people can easily get irritated by extroverted people since they have absolutely no desires to stick through meaningless discussion and wasting brain energy.

 

[DrSLudge]

I hate how extroverts never have anything interesting to say yet they never shut up.

 

[Reptillian]

They're probably the kind that just have fun being with other and they do get energy being with other. It's how their brain is wired. Not really their fault, but it does get annoying.

 

[warryer]

Constantly correct everyone's little mistakes- you know hair splitting stuff. That would definitely make me hate you.

 

[Mondorius]

I could add a few to that list, because I must say I would do these things for fun, too!

The eye contact bit especially reminds me of something I actually did.

When someone is talking to you and you don't care or whatever, stare and don't let go of a spot just over one of their ears or eyebrows. Distracts/annoys people a lot.

 

[Alexk]

Sleep with their relatives and talk about it a lot.

 

[Stoic Beverage]

Just be yourself.

How dare you! I saw the name of the topic and I thinks "ooh, I can a clever response to this one. Hehehehe."

But I come here to see you have already taken it.
Hmmph.

 

[muzza]

#12...
My flatmate does this incessently.
How do I stop him, without him knowing?