face expressing something I'm not actually feeling: check. funny story, my cotoure sewing teacher from Europe was always reshowing me how to do detail work because I looked confused, as though I don't understand what's going on.
mouth open, staring: check. I have an overbite that makes me look like Butt-Head and I have too many teeth for the capacity of my mouth. I often stare into space when I'm deep in thought, and often something that's easily offended/amused will fill the space I'm staring into, and I'm the butt of yet another joke.
posture: Very bad. I have a hump. My mom is always telling me to stand straighter and put my shoulders back and contort my body into shapes it's not meant to be in. I am back to slouching comfortably the moment she turns her back.
Feet: Toes point outward. Makes me sad because my extravert bff has toes that point inward and I preffer this appearance.
keeping to myself in a crowd: yuppers. I'm either doing my own ridiculous thing to entertain one person, or I'm totally not paying attention at all.
crashing into people: I actually knock skinny girls over with unintended hip-checking. Every day. My nickname at work is "Power Ass" >_> I get some of the men with an unintended shoulder or elbow, but rarely knock them over.
I've been looking at noses lately. My nose is cute and ski-jump like. Not very big, but it doesn't have any weird bumps in the middle, it's a little bit bulby at the end and curves upward. My nose is the best nose I've ever seen.
I have 1 droopy eyebrow, it makes me look like Thom Yorke. Which I don't see as a bad thing.
also, SUPER RED CHEEKS.
I have funny proportions, my friends know me as the "Giant Midget". I'm 5'7. That's a rather average height, but if I'm sitting on a bench next to someone 6"+ I appear to be taller. I am all torso, no leg. My shoulders are narrow, my chest is small, my biceps are HUGE, I actually have a nicely defined waist due to the extra long torso, and I'm very big in the hips. Don't know if any of this helps.
Super red cheeks, best photo I have of my nose, small eyes, cheesy expression, and unkempt hair.
droopy eyebrow, Solomon Grundy face, and failtastic makeup. haha.