eagor
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i have read the twilight series the reason being i was bored and a bit curious as to why it's so popular, and i think i know why.
lets take a look at the basic story
. very straightforward and trashy plot
. no real twists
. and a bogus "they liver happily ever after ending"
with a story like that it should have been a flop, however if you look at the characters
. bella
the description of bella is very vague leaving room to let your mind picture her as you wish. now in the mind of an incredibly perverted man (myself) she is stunningly beautiful and half naked if not fully.
in the minds of a young girl just reached puberty however bella looks just like the reader.
as for the personaility, she's emotional but keeps it all in and gets hot in the pants when she sees hot guy #1 edward, very much like a young girl.
now onto ed and jake they are both the stereotypical archetypes of what young girls look for in men.
, ed
a pretty boy, won't fight but will protect the girl he likes (the reader) by running away and taking her with him. generally wears his emotions on his sleeve.
. jake
starts off as a nerd but then after meeting the girl he likes (again the reader) he gets all manly and buff, with a massive chin. and will fight for you over anything that upsets you (the reader)
now throughout the books these two archetypes duke it out for two reasons. one apparently fairies and shifters hate each other becouse they both smell different, and two (the main reason) they are fighting over bella (the READER).
also if we look at the kinds of dates these two young boys take "bella" on we see that ed tends to take "her" on dates like an all vegan picnic followed by reciting Victorian poetry and weeping (pretty boy). while jake takes her on a motorcycle ride and rocks her world while she sits on his chin (very manly).
so with all things considered is it really surprising that young girls read this over ratted, ridiculous love story riddled with plot holes and two dimensional characters?
so, what do you think?
on a side note the things i mentioned are based on events in the books, the only difference is my version would have made an excellent trashy beach novel.
lets take a look at the basic story
. very straightforward and trashy plot
. no real twists
. and a bogus "they liver happily ever after ending"
with a story like that it should have been a flop, however if you look at the characters
. bella
the description of bella is very vague leaving room to let your mind picture her as you wish. now in the mind of an incredibly perverted man (myself) she is stunningly beautiful and half naked if not fully.
in the minds of a young girl just reached puberty however bella looks just like the reader.
as for the personaility, she's emotional but keeps it all in and gets hot in the pants when she sees hot guy #1 edward, very much like a young girl.
now onto ed and jake they are both the stereotypical archetypes of what young girls look for in men.
, ed
a pretty boy, won't fight but will protect the girl he likes (the reader) by running away and taking her with him. generally wears his emotions on his sleeve.
. jake
starts off as a nerd but then after meeting the girl he likes (again the reader) he gets all manly and buff, with a massive chin. and will fight for you over anything that upsets you (the reader)
now throughout the books these two archetypes duke it out for two reasons. one apparently fairies and shifters hate each other becouse they both smell different, and two (the main reason) they are fighting over bella (the READER).
also if we look at the kinds of dates these two young boys take "bella" on we see that ed tends to take "her" on dates like an all vegan picnic followed by reciting Victorian poetry and weeping (pretty boy). while jake takes her on a motorcycle ride and rocks her world while she sits on his chin (very manly).
so with all things considered is it really surprising that young girls read this over ratted, ridiculous love story riddled with plot holes and two dimensional characters?
so, what do you think?
on a side note the things i mentioned are based on events in the books, the only difference is my version would have made an excellent trashy beach novel.