The Which Chemical Element Am I Test

[Anchorite]

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-which-chemical-element-am-i-test
Na... Sodium

You scored 41 Mass, 8 Electronegativity, 49 Metal, and 20 Radioactivity!

You are the very salt of the Earth... well, part of it anyway. Society needs a lot of you. You'd of made a perfect peasant in feudal times. You do your own thing without asking too much, but once you've established yourself in your life you don't change it too easily. The problem with you is that, while you are a great cornerstone of a society, you don't really feel the personal onus to keep it going. That's why we need taxes... heh heh heh. With respect to relationships you'll probably, sadly, never find one of those loves that solves every problem you've ever had... but you're still capable of having a great relationship filled with all sorts of positive nouns like trust and whatnot. You can balance your lack of neediness by being with someone who deeply does need you (or needs someone at least)... halogens are good for that (F, Cl, Br, I). Unfortunately you can replace that one special person easily with a whole lot of people who are a little special, so this relationship probably will not last forever... go for it if you live in the countryside... if you're in the city then it might just be best to live the bachelor's life until you grow sick of it.

 

[Cegorach]

Barium (Ba)
You scored 54 Mass, 22 Electronegativity, 10 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

Ahh, the isolationist. You might be in prison, or you might be living alone out in the desert with only your guns to keep you company, but you're certainly not mingling with society at large. You have little desire for what society has to offer, but if someone comes for what you have then there's going to be a rumble. Your best chance for interpersonal happiness will come after the dust settles and you and your opponent reawaken in a field of devastation that has scoured all other life from the Earth for miles around... if the opponent fought well, you can find happiness in that mutual admiration.

 

[Wish]

Y...Yttrium

You scored 34 Mass, 22 Electronegativity, 61 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

Yttrium? Yttrium??? You're messing with me, right? That's not a real element. Really? If you say so. Okay... how about: You are really a solitary creature, and you're somewhat set in your ways. You work, consciously or subconsciously, towards the betterment of society, but I guess you do this by befriending it's strangest elements. You're kind of a spaceman/woman, but in the end you're allright. You should try to be with the benign weirdos of the world because, by goodness, no one else will. Oh, it says here that you are abundant on the moon. Interpret as you will.

 

[Words]

Pt... Platinum
You scored 60 Mass, 44 Electronegativity, 53 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!
Platinum is a rare breed, and one who's reputation as a stalwart bastion of virtue is well-earned. You stick up for what you believe in, never change, and get along well with others. I would recommend that you become a politician, but the sad truth is that you don't understand us lesser and less-confident beings all that well. With a couple good Carbon advisors to keep you in touch with the scuzzy non-metals I'd vote for ya though. You are loud, be proud... keep it up.


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Right...why did I take this test? Why did you?

 

[Fukyo]

Si... Silicon

You scored 34 Mass, 29 Electronegativity, 27 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at large a long time ago. You don't fear it, but you don't try to be one with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things... if a problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it... whatever. You don't take kindly to people pushing you around, and you don't really push anyone else around. You're probably the only one that can tame oxygen simply because you don't understand it's raging neediness, but that doesn't mean that you'll really enjoy having a tame oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along with people like yourself really well, but you aren't your own soulmate... if only they could make entire colonies of people like you you'd be stoked. Just like you don't understand society, society doesn't understand you... and yes that is my excuse for not knowing how to describe you better.

(lol)

 

[Anchorite]

@Words-No one was putting up tests anymore, so I decided to find one that was somewhat interesting and throw it up. I'm surprised everyone's getting different results though.

 

[BigApplePi]

Zn... Zinc

You scored 32 Mass, 32 Electronegativity, 56 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

You have a strong sense of the communal good and you aren't too demanding. You know better than to mess with the powers that be. You value being surronded by the right people, but don't care too much about what people beyond your group think of you. You are also the last element to be mentioned in every vitamin commercial, and have gained recognition throughout the 50+ community as the very symbol of "completeness." Hmm, you might be good at taking care of sick people, but that might be hogwash too.

 

[Dormouse]

C...Carbon

You scored 24 Mass, 37 Electronegativity, 42 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

Nobody understands you... no, not even organic chemists. The social individualist. You like your attention... but not TOO MUCH attention. You are able to form incredibly close relationships with many individuals, but you don't really get along with preexisting groups. You value equality in relationships, and don't deal well with overly submissive or demanding people. Well, whatever... thanks for making life possible... oh, and cut the global warming out.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Y...Yttrium

You scored 34 Mass, 22 Electronegativity, 61 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

Took it again and got the same thing.

 

[Anthile]

Hg... Mercury

You scored 56 Mass, 29 Electronegativity, 62 Metal, and 80 Radioactivity!

Quicksilver. You are a contradiction in terms and the largest most grave flaw in this classification scheme... you defy all expectations because, while your interactions with things should be marked by intransigence, inflexibility, and singlemindedness, you manage to slip through and engulf problems and concepts with an impossibly fluid grace. You are an unknown quantity, and one that subsumes others and forces them to reexamine their entire paradigm. Okay, I'm just throwing out grandiose sentences now because I can't rationalize where mercury falls in this scheme... be proud though... its awesome.

Well, that's awesome. Everyone knows that Mercury is the best element:

 

[mke2686]

Y...Yttrium
52 Mass, 15 Electronegativity, 59 Metal, and 70 Radioactivity

 

[Words]

@Words-No one was putting up tests anymore, so I decided to find one that was somewhat interesting and throw it up. I'm surprised everyone's getting different results though.

Still. I don't understand what's so interesting about quizzes...

 

[Anchorite]

^Clearly you find something interesting about it, otherwise you wouldn't have taken it.

 

[Words]

^Clearly you find something interesting about it, otherwise you wouldn't have taken it.

yes, but what I'm interested now is what "about it" that I or you find interesting. Deconstruct it.

 

[blotfelt]

Oxygen

You scored 22 Mass, 55 Electronegativity, 32 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

You terrify me. Demanding and aggressive, yet completely mobile. You often get what you want from people, and it's not really your concern if they wanted to keep it for themselves. When people get pissed off about this they turn and realize that you are nowhere to be found. Go for a Silicon, an Iron, or one of the middle transition metals if you're looking for a mate... Carbons are okay too, but only if they give you most of their attention. The odd thing is that, while you are about as destructive as they come, everyone wants you for themselves... too bad almost none can have you. You, and the quest for you, keeps society from lapsing into a quiet and happy humdrum.

O_O

 

[Anchorite]

yes, but what I'm interested now is what "about it" that I or you find interesting. Deconstruct it.

Through understanding others "impressions" of ourselves we tend to get one step closer to understanding our actual selves. Most of us humans rather like ourselves and want to find out as much about us as we can, even if part of that is just taking silly quizzes online that amount to remarkably little.

 

[Jack.is]

He... Helium.

You scored 27 Mass, 27 Electronegativity, 36 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!
That's odd, our tests indicate that you did not just take this test. In fact, we're not even sure you exist. Oh, wait, no, somebody just found indirect evidence of you in the deep Earth and in the Sun. Okay, so you're real, but man, you need to get out more. Actually, you're pretty cool, always doing your own thing, but we kinda wish that you would interact with us a bit more. On a positive note, I think some research lab in Berkeley has managed to put you into a psuedo-stable relationship that, if you're kept very cold, you won't walk away from... or maybe that was Xenon. I forget.

"you need to get out more."

Oh, they've got me there.

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

Si... Silicon

You scored 34 Mass, 29 Electronegativity, 27 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at large a long time ago. You don't fear it, but you don't try to be one with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things... if a problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it... whatever. You don't take kindly to people pushing you around, and you don't really push anyone else around. You're probably the only one that can tame oxygen simply because you don't understand it's raging neediness, but that doesn't mean that you'll really enjoy having a tame oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along with people like yourself really well, but you aren't your own soulmate... if only they could make entire colonies of people like you you'd be stoked. Just like you don't understand society, society doesn't understand you... and yes that is my excuse for not knowing how to describe you better.


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I always knew I was boring.

 

[Itchy Feet]

1st time

P... Phosphorous
You scored 35 Mass, 48 Electronegativity, 51 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

You're high energy... really high. Unfortunately, you don't always put your energy to calm constructive use and sometimes let it all out in intense bursts. If your energy can be harnessed however, you will produce truly great things. I suggest you take up a job that runs you ragged... like opening and closing a Sodium-Potassium pump. Socially you ought to hang with a crowd that is even more social than you. If you don't, well... all those people who spontaneously combusted throughout history... you guessed it, phosphorous people who didn't have enough to occupy themselves. When picking friends make sure most of them rated high on the electronegativity scale... Chlorines, Oxygens and whatnot.

2nd time

He... Helium.
You scored 32 Mass, 22 Electronegativity, 48 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

That's odd, our tests indicate that you did not just take this test. In fact, we're not even sure you exist. Oh, wait, no, somebody just found indirect evidence of you in the deep Earth and in the Sun. Okay, so you're real, but man, you need to get out more. Actually, you're pretty cool, always doing your own thing, but we kinda wish that you would interact with us a bit more. On a positive note, I think some research lab in Berkeley has managed to put you into a psuedo-stable relationship that, if you're kept very cold, you won't walk away from... or maybe that was Xenon. I forget.

hmm...I think my personality is splitted. I think I'm a bit of both. Bonding in a strange ways!

 

[James Black]

Cr...Chromium
You scored 13 Mass, 25 Electronegativity, 71 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!
Oooohaaaaah.... shiny! You probably have an incredibly stable and well-maintained group of friends... that probably also don't get out much either. You're not one to get bogged down by a problem. Of course, I'm basing this upon Chromium's ultra-low water-exchange constant and it 's corrosion-resistant properties, and I wouldn't be too surprised if the analogy doesn't even apply.

71 Metal. :O

 

[Coolydudey60]

I got yttrium, which seems to be the most common

 

[Tyria]

Your result for The Which Chemical Element Am I Test ...

Mo... Molybdenum

I like to think of you as the miracle worker in The Princess Bride... you can do anything and you do it for the betterment of society. Just because you can raise the dead and make flying wagons and stuff doesn't mean that you show off about it though. You are capable of forming bizarre webs of relationships in which individuals are accomplices, lovers, coworkers, and so on all at once. I once saw you hanging out at the center of a cycloheptatriene... it was completely freakish and bizarre, and I'm not sure I've known what to think of you since. But hey, to each their own. Oh, and stay away from the carbon monoxide... you suck that stuff up.

 

[walfin]

Sodium.

Darn, I must have already become an ISTJ.

 

[nexion]

Si... Silicon

You scored 42 Mass, 29 Electronegativity, 23 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!

Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at large a long time ago. You don't fear it, but you don't try to be one with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things... if a problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it... whatever. You don't take kindly to people pushing you around, and you don't really push anyone else around. You're probably the only one that can tame oxygen simply because you don't understand it's raging neediness, but that doesn't mean that you'll really enjoy having a tame oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along with people like yourself really well, but you aren't your own soulmate... if only they could make entire colonies of people like you you'd be stoked. Just like you don't understand society, society doesn't understand you... and yes that is my excuse for not knowing how to describe you better.

First time I got chromium... then I decided I was doing it wrong. This is much more accurate.

Oh... and I'm radioactive.

 

[PossumOfTheGrotto]

I... Iodine

You scored 57 Mass, 53 Electronegativity, 45 Metal, and 10 Radioactivity!



You're the misunderstood super-star. You demand that the people of the world throw you upon their collective shoulder, march you down to the halls of the greats, imprint your hand into wet-cement, and then retreat to stare adoringly at you from afar. The terrible thing about this is that you have the talent to inspire this reaction in people, but you cannot bring yourself to get up on the stage. This is because you insist that the world should come to you, and you can't bear the idea that you would have to sell yourself... and so you are doomed to a small, but loyal, following for all eternity. You probably have an affinity for potatoes.

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Well, I do love me some tubers... >_<

 

[Nocturne]

Hmm... Y...Yttrium.

 

[Madoness]

Y...Yttrium

You scored 52 Mass, 12 Electronegativity, 66 Metal, and 20 Radioactivity!

Yttrium? Yttrium??? You're messing with me, right? That's not a real element. Really? If you say so. Okay... how about: You are really a solitary creature, and you're somewhat set in your ways. You work, consciously or subconsciously, towards the betterment of society, but I guess you do this by befriending it's strangest elements. You're kind of a spaceman/woman, but in the end you're allright. You should try to be with the benign weirdos of the world because, by goodness, no one else will. Oh, it says here that you are abundant on the moon. Interpret as you will.

 

[Cogwulf]

Na... Sodium

You scored 49 Mass, 12 Electronegativity, 13 Metal, and 80 Radioactivity!




It's a rubbish test, considering there were 115 known elements last time I counted

 

[pjoa09]

Pb... Lead
You scored 69 Mass, 32 Electronegativity, 38 Metal, and 70 Radioactivity!
You are a byproduct of radioactive decay... I don't know how to interpret that. Anyway, you're absolutely fixed in how you approach life, but it is really all okay to you. You're like that guy who flew too close to the sun, achieved omniscience for a couple seconds, and then forgot everything while returning to Earth only to spend the rest of his days as a blind man with a distant alien wisdom and sadness in his vacant eyes. You probably really love kids, but know to stay away from them because some aspect of your otherworldly nature makes them sick... especially when they eat you in the form of paint chips.

Yeah, could've been something else here.

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

Someone, make a Big 5 score -> Chemical element conversion chart.