The Random Thoughts Thread

[Seteleechete]

The feeling when only 23% of respondents got everything correct on an online "8th grade math quiz".

(It's in swedish no point linking )

 

[Rixus]

They say that - but I'm never convinced. Whether I see one of those posted on my FB feed, everyone shows off their screenshots that they got them all right.

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[Sinny91]

There are not enough hours in the day... or night.

 

[Seteleechete]

It makes me wonder, may China's lack of honest self-assesment be a key reason for their current success. Just look at some of the bigger economic crises 2008 and the great depression. Something bad happens and everybody panics which causes a chain reaction greatly exacerbating the situation. Meanwhile things like the Chinese stock market collapsing by half can happen in China and it's no problem, business as usual simply because they said it was.

No one really knows how well/badly the Chinese economy is going and they leverage this as a message of stability rather than uncertainty and by the law of positive reinforcement if everyone believes things aren't too bad it ensures that things aren't too bad.

China fascinates me.

 

[Sinny91]

It's a bit early in the morning to be thinking about economic crises, China, mass delusions, and the power of intention... do you not think?

 

[Seteleechete]

It's a bit early in the morning to be thinking about economic crises, China, mass delusions, and the power of intention... do you not think?

There is never a bad time to think of such interesting topics. Actually I can't think of many better ways to wake up than by philosophising a bit.

 

[Seteleechete]

Just imagine waking up with a hot partner in bed and the first thing you do is have some sex while discussing the reasons and psychology behind an ascending China.

It sounds just heavenly.

 

[Sinny91]

If you speak to me and make me use my brain before my 2nd second coffee, you"re getting punched in the face, most especially if we're fucking...

***

It's a beautiful frost bitten morning here.. I cant wait to get in and get back to bed.

 

[Rixus]

I would discuss the Chinese economy. But after sex is finished. No need to speak before that.

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[Rixus]

Yes, our economy is shaped by the opposite effect. If we are told things are going to turn to crap, it will because everyone is told it will. Maybe we should all pretend everything is fine and maybe it will be. Or weight get as bad.

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[Seteleechete]

I have started talking like that guy from westworld with "story this" and "story that" I guess he really rubbed off on me as I enjoy thinking/expressing myself like that.

 

[Arrow]

I suck at marketing. Like, not because I can't do it. Because it feels too fucking schmoozy.

Can I just have a job where I sit in a room and endlessly analyze and troubleshoot? Just feed faulty systems to me through the door to fix, and leave me out of the marketing.

 

[Creeping Death]

My name is Sexxxo Pornographicus, Galactic Overlord of Schlaungg, and I am here to crush the Earth. Starting with your pussy. I have mastered your Earth courtship process and have come to conquer all ripe breeding vessels in your “Los Angeles County.” We will meet in a well-lit public place for one of your pathetic caffeinated beverages, at which point my reverse engineered Earth pheromones will overpower any puny resistance you may have and mating will begin. Not at your Third Street Starbucks, though, as I am banned from that one for 30 days. Your absurd statutes regarding proper use of rest rooms are incomprehensible to me.

 

[QuickTwist]

My name is Sexxxo Pornographicus, Galactic Overlord of Schlaungg, and I am here to crush the Earth. Starting with your pussy. I have mastered your Earth courtship process and have come to conquer all ripe breeding vessels in your “Los Angeles County.” We will meet in a well-lit public place for one of your pathetic caffeinated beverages, at which point my reverse engineered Earth pheromones will overpower any puny resistance you may have and mating will begin. Not at your Third Street Starbucks, though, as I am banned from that one for 30 days. Your absurd statutes regarding proper use of rest rooms are incomprehensible to me.

Clearly, you are Molag Bal.

https://youtu.be/g1_0T--1eZE

Meh, it was playing on youtube already, I just linked it.

 

[Creeping Death]

Clearly, you are Molag Bal.

https://youtu.be/g1_0T--1eZE

Meh, it was playing on youtube already, I just linked it.

I'm not gay, but I'd do Manson. It's only gay if balls touch.

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

I wonder... from a different galaxy, does our galaxy look completely different?

I reckon that if earth was zoomed in enough from a really, really far location, it would look super trippy like a glitched video game - like, a telescope in a room in the middle of a mountain, and all kind of strange visuals that make no sense but are actually due to the distortion of spacetime that would occur from long distances away (assuming such a distortion is real).

 

[Rixus]

From that distance, Earth itself would be invisible. Believe it or not, if we were at the Centaury System, we'd have no idea Earth existed. But we'd no about the four gas giants.

And I think we've only taken a rough idea of how our galaxy looks because we're right in the middle of it. But if you could see Earth from Andromeda, light would have taken over 2 million years to get there so you'd see Earth that long ago.

 

[Rixus]

Which is a fact I love, because it's mad that the furthest we can see is some 14bn light years away, so we're seeing like the dawn of time. Or at least, only a few hundred million years after time began.
Even when you look up at the sun, that's what the sun was like 8 minutes ago. But then you think that light can travel around the world 17 times in one second. So the distances involved are just boggling.

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

From that distance, Earth itself would be invisible. Believe it or not, if we were at the Centaury System, we'd have no idea Earth existed. But we'd no about the four gas giants.

And I think we've only taken a rough idea of how our galaxy looks because we're right in the middle of it. But if you could see Earth from Andromeda, light would have taken over 2 million years to get there so you'd see Earth that long ago.

I was speculating on the possibility that due to some kind of distortion in spacetime at very long distances, its possible that a far away galaxy that we see is actually structured totally differently in that actual galaxy, i.e. not only that there is a millions of years lag in what we see, but that what we see is totally distorted from how things actually are based on possible other ways that that galaxy could have formed. The physics of whether this is a likely scenario would be interesting.

 

[Sinny91]

Does anybody else keep getting slapped or chased by dicks by way of seasons greetings?

Spoiler

 

[Rixus]

I can't say that that's a thing here. Although, I may just be oblivious to all these dicks running around. I guess it's hard to tell them apart from the general populace.

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

I think whoever made the universe had a choice between quantity and quality of creation and they went with quantity because there's lots of stuff and life is kinda dull. I hope I wake up tomorrow and something cool happens, that would be cool.

 

[PmjPmj]

"The typing experience of this Thinkpad is superb. Great tactility; just the right amount of key travel. I'm actually seeing a boost in productivity because merely interacting with this keyboard is a pleasurable experience".

"... when did I become so unbelievably dead on the inside?"

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

What if there really is a quick fix in life and one day I will realise that life actually is enjoyable and that it's just that I had a mental illness for most of my life which makes it seem that life is bland when in fact it is not. What if I would do those things which I seem to remember enjoying, and find that I actually do enjoy them and no longer need quick fixes which hardly even work. What if I had close friends, hobbies, a naturally good work ethic, and was in some actual stage in life where I am bringing ideas into fruition through creative enterprising rather than in a wandering experimental stage with dubious progress being made. What if life was actually good.

 

[Sinny91]

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

Thanks for that.

 

[Seteleechete]

I really, really want a heartfelt hug.

 

[Sinny91]

Can't walk on my left leg, sciatica's a bitch.

***

Just had to check that the cat wasn't in the microwave

Last week I asked my friend where her fridge was, but not before I searched all the cupboards..

The big fuck off thing was right in my face, you'd have to be blind not to see it!

#Stonermoments

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

Can't walk on my left leg, sciatica's a bitch.

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Just had to check that the cat wasn't in the microwave

Last week I asked my friend where her fridge was, but not before I searched all the cupboards..

The big fuck off thing was right in my face, you'd have to be blind not to see it!

#Stonermoments

"This looks like a cupboard... maybe it's actually - a fridge!

Nope, it's a cupboard.

This looks like the last cupboard... maybe it is actually a fridge!

Nope, another cupboard. Geez, what are the odds of that?

C'mon fridge, I know you're in there... I know you're in there somewhere. It is only a matter of time, you cannot run from me, fridge."

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...I will keep that cat in my prayers. plz dont microwav a cats plz

 

[Rixus]

I really, really want a heartfelt hug.

The Welsh don't really do hugs. We are, however, able to offer a cwtch. This is far superior to a hug in many ways, and there are no problems they cannot solve.

 

[Rixus]

Can't walk on my left leg, sciatica's a bitch.

***

Just had to check that the cat wasn't in the microwave

Last week I asked my friend where her fridge was, but not before I searched all the cupboards..

The big fuck off thing was right in my face, you'd have to be blind not to see it!

#Stonermoments

Now THAT is stoned. Depends on whether there is a cat as to how stoned...

 

[Sinny91]

The Welsh don't really do hugs. We are, however, able to offer a cwtch. This is far superior to a hug in many ways, and there are no problems they cannot solve.

Oh is that what it is... my ex lived in Wales with his ex for years and always referred to spooning as a "cwtch"

"Cutch me", I thought he'd say.

 

[Rixus]

Cwtch is just Welsh for cuddle. Anyone in Wales calls any cuddle or hug a cwtch. You have been blessed to know the difference. But it does not only apply to spooning.

 

[Sinny91]

"This looks like a cupboard... maybe it's actually - a fridge!

Nope, it's a cupboard.

This looks like the last cupboard... maybe it is actually a fridge!

Nope, another cupboard. Geez, what are the odds of that?

C'mon fridge, I know you're in there... I know you're in there somewhere. It is only a matter of time, you cannot run from me, fridge."

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...I will keep that cat in my prayers. plz dont microwav a cats plz

Haha ahh, I just laughed so hard.. it went down just like that.

The cat wasn't in the microwave, I was just being paranoid

 

[QuickTwist]

Your siggy makes no sense sinny.

 

[Sinny91]

No hugs, but free cuddles? Aren't you a very forward people ..

 

[Sinny91]

Your siggy makes no sense sinny.

How so?

 

[QuickTwist]

How so?

Why would a spider need to spin a web so that it can develop narcissism and be devoured by another spider in its own web?

 

[Rixus]

"This looks like a cupboard... maybe it's actually - a fridge!

Nope, it's a cupboard.

This looks like the last cupboard... maybe it is actually a fridge!

Nope, another cupboard. Geez, what are the odds of that?

C'mon fridge, I know you're in there... I know you're in there somewhere. It is only a matter of time, you cannot run from me, fridge."

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...I will keep that cat in my prayers. plz dont microwav a cats plz

ROFL. I remember when that would have been the cognitive process.

 

[Sinny91]

It's a metaphorical web, QT, metaphorical... lol .. it's from Pinks I'm Not Dead...

(8)... I'm not dead, just floating .. (8)

 

[Rixus]

No hugs, but free cuddles? Aren't you a very forward people ..

I'm drunk enough right now that everyone here deserves a cwtch, even through cyberspace. I'm sending out electronic cwtches to everyone.

 

[QuickTwist]

It's a metaphorical web, QT, metaphorical... lol .. it's from Pinks I'm Not Dead...

(8)... I'm not dead, just floating .. (8)

K, I think its dumb.

 

[Sinny91]

Well then, I think you're dumb

 

[QuickTwist]

Well then, I think you're dumb

I'm not dumb, I'm average, there is a difference.

 

[Sinny91]

I'm watching "The Greatest Christmas TV favourites" (Channel 5)

Christmas at the Osbourne's just came in at 41, with 78 profanities dished out over the dinner table, dubbed the antithesis to perfect American family ... well, of course you fucking bozos, he's a Brummy born and bred!

"Kelly! I'd rather you tell your brother to go fuck him self, than telling him to remove his dick from his arse!"

Ahh, Sharon really got with the program.

 

[QuickTwist]

I'm watching "The Greatest Christmas TV favourites" (Channel 5)

Christmas at the Osbourne's just came in at 41, with 78 profanities dished out over the dinner table, dubbed the antithesis to perfect American family ... well, of course you fucking bozos, he's a Brummy born and bred!

"Kelly! I'd rather you tell your brother to go fuck him self, than telling him to remove his dick from his arse!"

Ahh, Sharon really got with the program.

I am too average to understand that.

 

[Rixus]

I am too average to understand that.

It's OK. She lost me on that one as well.

 

[Sinny91]

Then onwards, without you both, I shall go!

 

[Rixus]

Noooooo!!!!!
Don't go!
You can't leave us!

 

[Sinny91]

Noooooo!!!!!
Don't go!
You can't leave us!

Keep up then

Now, do I eat and go back to bed?
Or eat and then do something productive?

Mm. I'm sure my bed's feeling abandoned, I know I feel like a deserter.